how does one get drugs? like who do you ask?

find someone who will buy you weed before you ask people for drugs. ask young pot heads

Do you have weed for sale?

Rize-senpai finds the stuff her dad always smokes and invites Sharo over to blaze

"Do you have weed for sale?" Being the question.

I say that becausae the truth is that if you buy small amounts of personal marijuana then the effort of prosecution is minute to the effort invested.

The only tip is buy small amounts of weed for personal use.

Anyone ITT in south-eastern mass?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs

100x safer, better quality, and cheaper than irl transactions

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>>25953814
Good luck with that one chunga bunga munga
oogy

>Be me
>Clearly an autist
>Go to local park/hobo hangout
>go up to a black guy
>He looks me over
>Hey man, can I buy some weed?
>How much?
>Um, I have $20
>That's cool man
>Give it to him
>Alright, I'm just gonna walk around the corner. Wait here, and another guy will come up and hand it to you.
>Ok, cool man.
>He walks away
>Wait for 45 minutes
>Leave

>>25953661
You fucked up kid, I just reported this thread to Jail

>>25954090
Kekkkkekekeekekekkekekekkkskekskks I want to believe that this is real.

>>25954090
>"go up to black guy"

should have went up to a nigger

>>25953814
This anonkun

>>25953661
>wear sunglasses
>wear those black coats like "matrix" style
>go to the nearest school
>wait at main entrance for the "bell"
>just say this and you will be fine
"hey b0ss, have you seen drugs?"

>>25953661
If normalfag: just ask your friends.
If not: walk yourself straight to jail because not having friends is practically against the law.

This new janitor is a massive dick slobbering fag

>>25953769
This is a bad tip
Buy as much weed as you can so you get price cuts
Only retards buy a gram at a time

>>25954018
>implying the fbi cares if you're getting high

dont buy beyond reasonable personal use quantities and literally nobody cares

Buy cough syrup online.

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you need to have a group of friends that do drugs, as well as connections.

Most normalfags have a bustling social circle so it's easy for them

You can be 98% sure that anyone who says they do drugs is a normalfag or a Chad

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>>25954155
why can't people like you just go to reddit

>>25954605
your post makes no sense in context

the black guy would have been a nigger in that example, yet you complain about that hypothesis and then post an image contradicting yourself, I don't understand

>>25954415

Laws are pretty ridiculous as far as personal use goes. You have to prove you aren't selling, which is about as hard as you'd imagine proving a negative could be. If it's more than a single dose you can be charged with intent to distribute.

>>25954090
Clearly the most autist. Topkek/10

>>25954018
>>25954415
The only sting operations that ever happened in the history of the DNM involved poison or guns, and it wasn't the FBI involved, it was the ATF.

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>>25953661
>thread is about to die
>bump it
memes

ask your mom and she'll get you your happy pills

>>25954090
topperino kekalimus.

>>25953661
>be riding on bus
>sitting near the back. start evesdropping on some qt talking to some guy about drugs. that she only does it once in a while blah blah blah
>say "hi. i'm anon. sorry to ask but do you do that stuff? i'm actually keen on trying it out myself. do you know where i can get a hold on that stuff, maybe i can buy it from you or maybe your supplier?
>she gives me her number
>start talking, she invites me to her home a few days later and we blaze it.
>she is now my dealer and a good friends
>mary is now being legalised where i'm from

Ask acquaintances if they want to "Match".
meaning do drugs together, taking turns packing the bowl
Anyone who smokes knows exactly what you're talking about, and anyone who doesn't won't know what you mean.

Once this person agrees to "match" with you, all you have to do is say "hey m8ey, I'm all out...know where I can get some -insert euphemism for weed here-"

In a lot of cases they'll go so far as to go buy drugs with you if you can somewhat hold a conversation.

I get mine from my brother.