>tfw DUI

good , I hope you go to jail and then ironically a drunk driver kills you the day u get out

>>25953057

Jail time for DUI? ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Driving while drunk is so fucking retarded. It's one of the few crimes I wish actually had a harsher penalty than it does.

>>25953131
A DUI deserves jail time.

I'm drunk as fuck right now but I'd never drive. OP is L I T E R A L L Y and unironically a massive faggot.

>Sister has DUI
>She works at a decent job
>She needs to blow the machine they gave to her before before a certain time but doesn't want to do it in the store because she doesn't want the boss to find out
>She could get fired if he knew
>She begged for me to bring the blowing box at the back of the store everyday for a year.
>I eventually gave in and say yes
>I knew what I'd be getting into
>Time has passed and it became a tedious task
>One day I was behind the store, waiting for my sis to finish blowing
>uhoh.jpg
>I see some of my high school bullies and one of the smart/smug guys, who most likely had a good career, walking down the same row as the back room.
>My sister just gave me the box immediately
>I had the box in my hands
>ahshit.gif
>They see me
>They all start laughing and calling me names like "DRUNKY" or "BOOZE SPEEDYEAR"
>"HA YOU HAVE DUI WHILE WE ARE SUCCESSFUL YOU USELESS FAGGOT"
>I immediately ran
>cryintobed.jpeg
>next day
>Sister needs the box
>Decide not to go due to fear of finding someone I know
>Sis goes jail

Is it my fault?

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>am a lonely loner for a solid 6 years
>start smoking weed
>make friends through smoking weed and smoke with them about everyday for a solid 2 months
>things starting to look brighter for me
>one night around 1am driving home after chilling with weed friends
>slightly high
>get pulled over for 35 in a 25
>officer asks for license and registration
>he was really cool with me until I handed him pic related without even knowing it was in the transparent part
>watch his face go from confusion, to anger, and then to disgust
>"You think this is a fucking joke?"
>"Whaaaaaaa?"
>tells me to get out of the car
>searches it and finds .1 grams of weed
>does sobriety tests, i fuck up on the 30 second counting test and have body tremors
>get thrown in jail for the night
>charged with dui and possession
>curfew at 11 and random urine testing for 1 year
>stop hanging out with weed friends
>they forget about me
>go back to being a lonely loner

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I was 18 and popped a bunch of xanax and woke up at my friends house.(said friend was at my house where we were partying) with a hospital bracelet on and a dui citation in my pocket. Walked home and everyone was freaking out saying I left for food and never came back. Friend's parents never knew I was even there. I guess I told the cop to take me there after I checked out of the hospital. Needless to say I don't break the law anymore.

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>mfw hit and run
>mfw the guy has a spinal injury and has to walk with a walker now
>mfw it was some nigger with 3 kids
>mfw there's a 10k reward still up for information leading to an arrest

Take that normies

>>25955063
That's pretty funny anon

>>25955235
>bunch of xanax and woke up at my friends house.(said friend was at my house where we were partying) with a hospital bracelet on and a dui citation in my pocket. Walked home and every
are you saying you hit the poor man?