hobo bot

kill your dad and inherit the house

>>25950911
so much for being a neet huh?

where does yous live?

>>25950911
call friends

My dad can be a cunt to me but he'd never kick me out.

Feels good being Greek man.

Experienced hobo reporting in. Need pointers?

>>25950951
Anons bait

The bait for anon

>>25950911
Go on a grand adventure.

>>25950963
yeah, how do you kill yourself with no money?

>>25950911
River. Jump. Drown.

kek - been homeless 2 months now it sucks

>>25950963
yes i would like some
i already have a gym member ship and $500 in cash so

>>25950984
Train obviously

>>25950984
Why do you need money to jump off a building?

>>25951019
How the fuck are you posting?

>>25950954
How about pay denbts

>>25951030
Try to avoid panhandling. Find ways ti make money that wont cost you dignity. Make a friend who will let you come and shower. Avoid other homeless generally. Communicable disease, mental illness, drugs. Find a quiet removed spot to stay

>>25951173
bad advice
get in with a homeless crew who looks out for their own
also panhandle? fuck is this about dignity?

look for small job fences and scrappers in your city and steal shit like wire

Is your gym open 24/7?

You can take shower there every morning and night.

I've had a friend that was homeless that did this.

Lived in his car, went to gym, lifted/showered, went back and just hang around doing whatever, then went back to gym at night again and took another shower, then slept in his car.

>>25951038
they didn't take my cell phone

>>25951173
>Find ways ti make money that wont cost you dignity
>Doesn't even give a single example
Not even him but cmon anon, how the fuck is this supposed to help anyone? This is basically the homeless equivalent of "just bee yourself".

What country do you live in? If you are in the US, call the cops and tell them your dad kicked you out.

You have tenant rights and he has to evict you like a normal person. Get your shit together before he evicts you.

>>25951304
Where did he park his car?

>>25951341
>You have tenant rights and he has to evict you like a normal person.
it really depends on which state

>>25950911
time to suck dick op.
There is no other way unless you like it up the ass

>>25951283
The other hobos in this town love me, and do watch out for me, ass hat, but when they're smoking meth at 3 in the morning I don't wanna be around. When they're getting rolled on by cops, I don't wanna be around. And I don't want them spending my money on their habits.

As far as cash goes, work is easy to pick up. Go fucking hang out at a u haul rental or home depot. You only beg because you're a drugged up washed out faggot

>>25950954
Fellow Greekboi here.

Gia sou re ti kanis?

My old man would /never/ throw me out, no matter how much of a shitter he can be. Neither would my ma, nor gia-ya or popou. I love them too much and they tolerate me too much.

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>>25951400
>Is a smelly homeless
>still manages to get all uppity and feel superior to other stinky hobos
Top kek

>>25950911
Gym membership so you can shower and such

>>25951341

In order to have tenant rights, you need to actually be paying rent. Nobody is going to defend anyone who has been kicked out of his parents house

>>25951364
pennsylvania and im not calling the cops if for no other reason then to avoid a shitstorm

>>25951304
not 24/7 but its open everyday except sunday and it even has a microwave in it

if you're a floridafag you can stay with me

>>25950938
This, how's it treating you now?
Being homeless is easy, I do it every once in a while to mix things up.

>>25951451
>complain about how hobos act
>ridicules them for trying to act differently

I'll make a point to dig through your garbage and shit on your lawn

>>25951503
fuck off racoonfag

>>25951458
You don't have to pay rent to have tenant rights, especially children of parents, you just need to be living in a house for a long period of time that someone agreed to let you live in (not squatting) and they didn't give you some kind of end date to leave.

>>25951030
buy gun and mug people

>>25951341
>You have tenant rights
Nope. Not true at all. He was never a tenant.

>>25951526
Suck my dick for crack

>>25951528

>I told him he had six months to leave six months ago, officer.

>OK then sir, sorry to bother you.

Shout out to OP's dad! Way to get tough with these manboys.

Cheapest canned beans in my country are 87 cents a can. I recommend you eat that and canned tuna. Check out food banks and soup kitchens in your area as well. Look for a homeless shelter if where you live is cold. If not just find a highway underpass or park to sleep in.

Most importantly GET ON THE DOLE. Go into your countries' appropriate office and apply. Also seek psychological help. In my country we have agencies that provide mental health counseling for free. Say you're suicidal, regardless if it's true or not. Chances are high if you're browsing here and can't take care of yourself you're legit mentally ill anyway. If that goes well you might be able to claim disability and get a living wage just for being an autist.

Look for work through a temp agency if you can. Even minimum wage is a lot to a hobo. Stack those boxes onto a palette. It's worth it in the situation you're in.

>>25951480
I'm in Florida right now, on the west coast though.

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>>25951561
>crack
>not superior meth
git on my level son

>>25951575
yup, that's the only way they learn.

>>25951478
Where at in PA? I'm outside Harrisburg if you need a place to crash at for the night. It's too fucking cold to be outside

>>25951594
How old are you? What were the circumstances that you were kicked out?

>>25951553
I am a law student in the state of Florida, he has rights but he has to actually fight being kicked out. Here's a simple article on it.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/in-florida-evicting-unwelcome-guest-is-no-simple-matter/989264

The real question of this thread is, what kind of hillbilly gym isn't open on Sundays and has a microwave?

>>25951679
he wants your boipucci. don't trust him op!

>>25950911
>go to the closest biggest city for public transit and housing
>beg for jobs and stay in a hostel
>look for odd jobs

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>>25950954
Greek robot reporting in, feels good to feel secure, still everything else seems to be doomed

>>25951705
theres are tenants those are squatters irc

>>25951756
Greeks are the Ethnic Neets.

Sincerely, The Greeks.

Gia-sou malaka re ti kanis?

>>25951705
>http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/in-florida-evicting-unwelcome-guest-is-no-simple-matter/989264

Roommate. Not child. Roommates are considered de facto tenants after a certain amount of time. Especial if they can prove they have paid rent. Children where never tenants and are under no such protection. (I'm a landlord)

How do you avoid getting robbed while being homeless? No one can help you if you're in the woods in a tent; people can just come up on you and fuck your shit up.

I have a car and I'm waiting for my gf's perents to text me weather or not I can crash with them

>>25951836
Sleep during the day, store it in the bank, get a locker at a gym, rent a storage unit and sleep in it

You have to be creative some homeless people steal a bike lock and lock their bags to a fence or something. One of my friends got caught smoking weed and last second he ripped out a hoodie string and shoved the joint in the hole

>>25951583

>he thinks Ameripoors can simply get free healthcare and welfare as easily as you can in civilised countries

>>25952110
>civilised
enabling deadbeat manboys isn't civilized.

>>25952143

>providing a meagre safety net for the pitiful and having healthcare for all isn't civilised

>let's bail out the banks and pour more money into the military and private prisons guiz!

Fuck off, Ameripoor.

I'm a NEET living with my parents, but I've thought about becoming a hobo.

>>25952171
fuck off commie. Safety nets enable abuse. And btw you're healthcare isn't 'free'. That's why you hand over 50% of your paycheck. And your system wouldn't even it work if it wasn't for our military. You'd actually have to pay to protect yourselves.

>>25952110
You can get approved for EBT and Medicaid pretty quickly(like within a month or so), but it can easily take a year or more to win SSDI/SSI. I applied over a year and a half ago and I'm waiting on a date for a hearing. The average wait time for a hearing is another year or so.

Keep going south until you get to a state that has nice warm climate year around

>>25952223
Oh yes, thank you for your huge military budget so we can put all our money into social security and health care

t. europe

>>25952235
the professional deadbeats of r9k. move to eurpoe. 1/2 of them are deadbeats. you'll be right at home.

>>25950911
Why do american """""people"""""" kick out their children when they know he has no friends or place to stay?

>>25952276
try your system w/ 45 million nogs and get back to us.

>>25952223

>implying anyone pays 50% tax

Nobody even said it was free. Do you think making things up strengthens your weak argument? It's free at the point of usage. We're all perfectly aware that we collectively pay for it by taxation. Just like how you pay for prisons run for profit, billionaire bankers, and a bloated military.

We don't need your military, you forced yourself everywhere when WW2 ended, but good job rewriting the narrative, you shifty yank cunt.

>>25952311
Because dad thinks surviving on the street will do him more good than masturbating to 2d every day while being neet.
It actually makes sense, OP is probably better off this way

>>25952311
Families with normal children don't. Families with suspended adolescent deadbeat manboys eventualy have to put down their foot, and frankly I don't blame them.

>>25952344
Again. Try it 45 million blacks who don't contribute.

And PUHleeze. You'd be typing German if it wasn't for out military.

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>>25951458
>In order to have tenant rights, you need to actually be paying rent.
Why do people who obviously know nothing still post?

>>25952285

>being so fucking retarded you think you can simply move to Europe, let alone get welfare.

No wonder 80% of Americunts don't have passports, they probably can't work out how to fill in the application

>>25952379
And the world thanks you for that, now shhhh and keep throwing money in your military so the rest of the west doesnt have to

>>25952325

>le it's minorities fault guiz!

>>25951705
19 but I'm here on vacation :^)

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>>25952344
>We don't need your military

>>25952384
Depends on the state. Assuming OP is over 18, in some states they'd have to evict him. Not sure, the laws in PA, but OP could maybe call the cops, and his parent's would be forced to legally evict.

>>25952411
it was a joke. baka. talk about dense.

>>25952445
it pretty much is tbqh. just wait to your country is 1/2 kebab and get back to us.

>>25952379

>implying all 45 million blacks are on welfare
>implying your white trash aren't just as guilty, you cherry picking fuck

>le WW2 maymay

Ah yes, the last refuge of the BTFO Americunt

Keep on lying to yourselves about your contribution to the war. Russia defeated the Germans, ultimately. Why are you cowardly faggots still trying to claim that hiding from the majority of the war and profiting from selling arms to the enemy is something to be proud of?

>>25952469
kek. There are Mexican drug cartels that could overrun some European country's militaries.

>>25952469

We don't. Your military has next to no presence here and has done absolutely nothing for my country.

>>25952586
What country is that anon?

>>25952507

Jokes are usually actually funny in some way, anon.

>>25950911
I have been homeless multiple times. Sleep in a nice enclosed area, take the bus or subway to a place where the homeless go. Panhandle. Continue to panhandle, spend a little bit on some food and sleep and continue to talk to your father about letting you come back.

>>25952604

One that doesn't need you to defend it.

>>25952639
Yeah which one is that? If you're so confident just say the name.

>>25952639
>thinking your exempt from USA imperialism
You're wrong

>>25952639
Doubt it. You'd better at least be from Germany, or the Euro part of the USSR.

>>25950911
How much battery life do you have? Where are you hunkered down?

>>25952110
>free
where do you think half your paycheck goes you eurocuck

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women are so naive, why arent you taking advantage of a girls emotions right now for your own personal sexual needs???

Hey guys I'm staying with my gf for now.
And it just started to snow so I'm happy

>>25953111
.......................................r u srs m8

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