Fembots:

I want him to fuck me.

We've met twice. He's kinda weird and super beta. He has a mail order wife, I wish I was shitting you.

>Implying I have a dad

O...only pussies need a father....

He's a good dude, was scared shitless of him for a long while, but now I realize he has asperger's and you can just talk him out of his rage fits we're doing a lot better.
Just his being here and providing for us puts him in the top 20% of dads.

I love him very much, and we're very close. Currently rooming together in college, I get to share a bed with him again. Makes me feel special.

>>25944225
i can be your daddy :^)

>>25942970
I love my father more than anything in life. I'd literally rather die than make him upset at me. He's such an amazing person. It's just my mother who's an insufferable witch that hates everybody but herself...

we don't get along very well sadly

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the topest kek off all

He's some sort of jewish, redneck sperg.
He had me in his 40s, so i'm pretty much fucked up physically.