it keeps fuckin happening

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girls are mean anon

>dating

What an asinine concept. Just hang out and smoke weed you dumb shit, what are you 40?

oh the friend thing.

yeah..

lol at the friends thing. I respected her until that

>>25942643

Lazy ass cunt. She just wants Chad's benis

>>25942643
Why would you cancel the hot air balloon ride? Just go with someone else, even if it's someone you have no intention fucking. If you've never gone before it will be a new experience to talk about with future girls at the very least.

>>25942643
Call her out on her shit. You already know nothing is going to happen anyway.

>>25942643
Fuck man. The way she uses that #Hashtag just cements how much she wants to hurt you.

>>25942643
Well no hot air balloon for her then. That would an offer I could never turn down

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>tfw just got a date with a qt.34 art student
Feels good not being a socially inept autist with poor taste

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>>25942643
Message her this, exactly like this:

>Look, I have enough friends. I'm looking to date someone. If that's not you, that's cool. But I don't want to waste my time. Good luck.

>>25942812
this.
shit is not exciting so might as well give her some shitty memories on her way. at least that's what I wanna do to all stupid cunts that have commitment issues out the ass because of every tiny ass shit.

>>25942786
>>25942873
I was joking, I asked her to get coffee. Dry irish wit in action.

>>25942863
na. I think she's just trying to be friendsly about it

>>25942812
na I'm just going to not talk to her and quietly unfriend her in a few days


>>25942919
will this have any effect other than being cunty?

>>25942939
Yeah. Making it clear what your intentions are. It's not even cunty. Why are you wasting your time trying to befriend a girl you want to get in a relationship with?

That's an absolute waste of time for the both of you.

Believe it or not, but plenty of women don't like for men to just let them walk over them.

>>25942939
>A good way of handling a cunt
>Not talking to her after her bullshit stunt

>>25942939
>will this have any effect other than being cunty?
Not really, but she was a cunt to you, so you may as well be a cunt back. You honestly have nothing to lose.

Just stop talking to her right now. Never ever talk to her again in your life unless you accidentally run into her on the street.

/thread

>>25942974
I'm not even trying to befriend her.

>>25943000
I don't think she was being a cunt. She has no obligation to go out with me. I'm just a bit pissed off that it keeps happening.

>>25943026
that's my plan, pretty much

>>25943044
She was being a cunt. The way she said #altitudesickessisreal was intentional in making sure you knew how she couldn't care less about you

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>Using "real" like she thinks she's a rap guy
>Twice
>Using hashtags in a private conversation
Sounds like you missed out on a retarded idiot OP

>>25942643
>"I'm going to be real"
>Still doesn't commit to saying she doesn't like you enough to consider even spending 30 minutes together

Look mayne, quietly disappearing is not ok. It's the desired effect of the meme 'lets be friends' discussion. It's doubletalk, saying one thing and meaning another. She doesn't want to be friends, and neither do you, really.
Just end it like a man. You don't need to be hostile, but tell her it's fair enough that she doesn't want to date you, and you're adult enough not to need the friends excuse.

>>25942643
>gone on some pretty bad dates
Bet she still slept with them.

>>25942919
This, OP. It's your only hope. Post results.

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>>25943188
Exactly. Women like it when you put them in their place.

Please see example.

>>25943275
This isn't real, kiddo.
You're living in a meme.

>>25943359
You can keep thinking that if you want to.

Some of us has sub/dom type relationships with our significant others, friend.

Fair point. That's different to being a legit asshole though

>>25942904
>art student
>good taste
Pick one

>>25943275

you must be very handsome because this is some A+ autism and she's apparently still interested

>>25942643
hang out with her as friends, try and demonstrate yourself as a real catch. that's what i do every time a girl friendzones me; essentially, i try and make them see what they're missing out on

>>25943731
Just an odd relationship. Not sure why she enjoys fat gingers. The only thing I have going for me is I'm 6'4".

I'm even a divorcee with a kid.

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>>25943129
Is that celery in there?

>>25942643
REJECTED!!!!!

>>25943275
>>25943731

A+ autism is right.

> Guy posts conversation where he acts like an autistic fucktard, talking about m'ladys and harlots
> girl still shows interest.. who knows why
> guy brags on board full of virgins

>>25944782
I am pretty fucking autistic. Don't ask me why my girlfriend puts up with it. It's probably why my wife divorced me.