If you received $1,000,000 out of nowhere, how many of your life

none since money can't get me a gf

>>25937744

It would fix my money problems, but not my other ones.

>>25937744
2.
Don't have to worry so much about work and future, and also can finally live on my own.
Not having to work could branch off into other 'benefitting myself' junk as well. But that's not as direct of an effect and still requires that I try.

>Pay off tickets and get my drivers license back
>Pay off school loans and remainder of education
>Buy a cost-effective reliable used car
>Buy a nice plot of land and build a small house
>Get braces and fix my teeth
>still have enough left for savings and investment
It would fix most of the problems I have tbqh

>>25937744
Like, all of them
Green jello

if i had 1000000 dollars I would use it to bribe an HR manager to give me a job.

All of them, really. Could get me a small house, car, and then the interest on investing the rest would make for a pretty comfortable life on top of my current job.

>>25937744

College would be paid for with leftovers to sit on while I make it grow.

I would buy a cosy house, a decent car and continue to work my wageslave job as if I have no money

>>25937744
all of them
except stuttering but who cares when I got dat cash

Money literally solves every real problem.

Spoilers: "no gf" isn't a legitimate problem

>>25937879
>Money literally solves every real problem.
my dream as a child was to be an engineer anon, winning a million dollars will make it so i don't have to wash dishes for a living but it wont make me an engineer.

>>25937744
Literally everything except make my family love me.
hell it would probably fix even that because they are shallow materialistic faggots.
I still wouldnt forgive them and it wouldnt be real for me but at least for them it would be.

>>25937899
except you have the rest of your entire life to do nothing but working on becoming a fucking engineer. fuck you could pay people off to do the homework and everything for you and hire a squad of engineers to teach you everything you possibly wanted to know.

Youre like Bruce Jenner.
MAN IVE STRUGGLED ALL OF MY LIFE AND COULD NEVER TRANSITION
ITS NOT LIKE I OWN A 200 MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY
WOE IS ME
faggot

>>25937744
All of them because wageslavery causes all my anxiety.

>>25937899
That's not a problem, that's a goal.
Which money can help you achieve.

>>25937940
and how prey tell would money help me do that?

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>>25937926
What happened with your family anon?

Provided it does not cause a shit storm of problems of its own.
around 80%.
I would still have autsm, ADHD and over all shit social skills which would hold me back. But I would no longer be held back by being a poorfag, could support my self if I lived modestly while having plenty to go after my life goals.


Alas their is no escape from poverty for me, because no one will even hire me.

dianosed schizoid, so when I say that I'd be happy living in a cheap flat somewhere alone, I mean it. I'd finally be able to get a good pc and start funding some hobbies other than reading.

>>25937899
The money would support you while you study to become an engineer.

>>25938004
I already graduated with an electrical engineering degree
low grades, no connections, no social skills and no internship has permanently locked me out.

Literally none.
I'd buy some nice stuff then save the rest and then I'd continue being miserable.

>>25938026
Do you do it as a hobby? I just imagine you'll be out of practice really fast if you never use your skills.

>>25938074
I use to but now it just reminds me of what I will never be which causes a pendulum of despair and rage so I avoid it now.

None. I already have plenty of money. My remaining problems can't be fixed with money.

>>25937796
Yes it can, just not a good one

>>25938130
There's no way you can't get an EE job, as long as you're willing to move and you set your sights a bit lower than Intel.

>>25937823
You sound like a good person anon

>>25938176
>>25938176
>you set your sights a bit lower than Intel.
anon,
I wash dishes for a living
do you honestly think my inability to get a professional job was due to an unwillingness to take jobs "beneath me"?

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>>25937744
every problem
i would even have money enough to lose money enough to make my life less boring
if you are saying "money won't solve my depression, my manlet submissive cis chad stacey i'm a robot reee reee normies normies good loking and rich people owns the world beta uprising i wanna kill myself normie get out"
take the black pill, you are annoyng

money are the best halo effect ever

literally none.

I even believe that it would make my life worse. All my problems stem from the fact that I'm insecure about my looks/height and being forced to work forces me to socialize.

making 3000 euros monthly would be the best that would happen to me.

I'd be able to get my dog some medication so it would fix the big thing for me

>>25937744
My main problems are stress and anxiety related, so while it wouldn't totally solve things it would be a massive help. I could go to college without needing to worry about also holding down a job. I'd probably just put it all in an index fund and pay half the yearly gain to myself as a salary and reinvest the other half.

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>>25937744

Every single one.
Money is god mode.
I love money.
I have a deep desire for it every second.

>>25938176
>There's no way you can't get an EE job,
The problem here is you are approaching his problem through the perspective of someone who is either a normalfag or made high enough grade to overcome not being one, he has neither so its not the same situation.

I'd probably invest most of it and pay off some small debts. I'd also help some friends and my direct family out buy a new car and house.

>>25937744
Literally all of them.

I could finally afford my own house to be alone and enough computer hardware to immerse myself in an approximation of VR, and upgrade when the technology improves.

>>25938196
Thank you. I really appreciate that.

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>>25937744
Id take half and put it in a bank. Not allow myself to touch it for 15 years. That way no matter what happens I'll be taken care of in the long term.

I'd take a quarter and invest it wisely and the rest to play with

i would buy the entire united States of America

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>>25938176
>There's no way you can't get an EE job

>falling for the STEM meme

it would solve all immidiate issues and give me a great step into the right direction.

It would cover all current debt, allow me some peace of mind and would make the move to different state I'm planning go from a year+ away to immediate. I could afford the piece of land I want right away outright.

>>25937744
Would that be enough to bribe the rest of 4chan to spam my memes?

>>25937744
Every single one probably. Affording decent meals would solve 90%

>>25937969
They just dont love me or care about me.
They only care about my baby brother.
They yell at me nonstop and offered the other house to me cousin so he can pay utilities and live there.
They are just mean to me for no reason and I talk to them extremely politely.
If I have a single plate or bottle or anything laying around in my room theyll scream at me for several minutes.
I ran away when i was 17 and came back to live with them after 6 years.
I wanted to spend time with them before they died and before I transitioned.
They are extremely homophobic and once they figure out im trans, our time as a "family" if you can even call that a family, will be over.

>>25937744
> personal trainer to become qt skelly
> fix teeth
> pay off student loans
> go to art school
> have art friends
> have an art bf
> life is bliss

>buy a piece of land in the countryside
>buy cows, seeds, everything to autosustain myself
>build a little house there
>spen the rest of my life living a peaceful lonley life

>>25937744
I don't have any problems a million dollars would fix, but that much money would certainly help a lot of people I know.

>>25937879
>Money literally solves every real problem.
bullshit, i have no hobbies or passion in life. how will money fix that?


>Spoilers: "no gf" isn't a legitimate problem
fuck off faggot, it is. i can buy whatever i want, how would more money (which is basically useless to me) help me at all?

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>>25937744
None
I'm broken beyond repair

> money problems
> Swedish

Id go on a huge vacation, pay of my student loans and put the rest into stocks probably

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>>25937744
>buy comfy house to live in for the rest of my life
>get a halfway decent car, i.e. one that isn't going to break down any day now
>buy every single game console and make a sick PC and battlestation
>can afford a good hooker/escort and experience real sex with an 8/10+ woman
>buy one of those really expensive sex dolls
>get onaholes, VR shit and dakimakuras
>build a hoard of weeb weapons like katanas and stuff
>can make investments in the stock market and stuff to generate income
>will never have to work again in my life, unless the whole stocks thing doesn't work
>can afford private healthcare, don't have to die in a shitty NHS hospital
>could go to Dignitas for assisted suicide if I really wanted to
>able to travel all over the world
>can afford to go to Uni and get a degree or three

Don't buy into the "money can't buy happiness" meme. Money can definitely buy happiness if you're a self-centered fuck like me

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All my problems.

I would never have to wageslave again.

>>25937744
literally almost all of them
>pay off vet bill from cat's emergency surgery
>pay off car
>pay off credit card
>pay off medical debts
>put myself into inpatient therapy for like a month so I can get my shit sorted out
>get out of therapy, buy a house on the west coast
>use the rest to open a restaurant which has always been my dream

even a quarter of a million bucks would make my life better a hundredfold.

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Get a very small one bedroom apartment close to gym and grocery store.
Get a cute dog
Buy new technology
Buy crafting stuff
Have creative freedom to create stuff, don't have to worry about people hurting my body. Just be free spirit until I'm confident to get job.
Finally have peace in life.

>>25937744

Every single one of them.

Who cares? She won't come back no matter how much money I make.

>>25937744
My real problem is inside my own head.

>>25937744
>quit wagecucking

That's about it. I guess I could get a car or move out but I don't really care about either of those things tbqh.

>>25937744
All of them, since only problem I have about being a neet is leeching off others.
I could live a frugal life quite comfortably with that for the rest of my life.
Haven't really longed for relationship for years, I guess loose sex every now and then would be nice, but I guess I can buy an hour with a prostitute with that money.

>>25938262
This money give you crazy power over people. I love money but my stupid mom didn't focus career.

Quit my job get fit for when i have to start working again.

>>25937853
>going to college
People are still falling for this meme?

>>25937744
None because my problems are not related to my wealth.
But I would be glad to have it, I could make my fortress and begin to grow crops on it.
I won't need to stay in this society any longer.

>>25937744
all of them

i would buy a small house and then never have to go outside again, thus solving all of my problems.

it's be really easy for me to make the million last forever, i only eat 2 things per day, i would piss in bottles and shower once a week to save water, i would keep all of the lights in the house off and only use power for my computer.

i'd also buy a gun so i could end myself anytime i please

>>25938255
This. Having a lot of money would make a lot of anxiety disappear. You can live comfortably for at least 20 years with that money, and as a minimalist for like 50 years. During that time you can live your life without worrying about financial problems and just spend practicing your hobbies and become really good at them. Then you can use them to earn money and you're set for life.

Take a year off and travel around the whole world.

A decent amount, honestly.

Much of my trouble in life relates to living with my parents, having debt, struggling financially with college, and not having a race car.

A million bucks would solve all of those things.

>>25937744
Easily 90% of my problems.

The other 10% are just bullshit problems (I don't like myself, I'm a disappointment, too self-conscious, blah blah blah). Those are made up problems that hardly even count.

>>25937744
I'd be able to pay off my student loans, pay off my sister so I don't go to jail and then be able to be a NEET for quite a while.

>>25939829
Exactly. Once financial issues are solved, most other problems become easy to fix.

>>25937744
it would fix everything, I would be landlord for life and dedicate my life to improving myself.

>>25939449
But for how long? A million isn't all that much these days.

>>25941386
If you live the minimalist lifestyle you could live for like 50 years I suppose. Even if you live on a relatively lavish 50k a year, that's still 20 years to enjoy yourself until you have to wageslave again.

>>25937744
>med bills
>cc debt
>student loans
>fix my car/get a new one
>health insurance

invest the rest I suppose