>Hairdresser presses her boobs against me while cutting my

>Girl bumps into me
>"oh sorry"
>Get erection

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>hairdresser accidentally touches my earlobe
>precum starts to leak out of my dick

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>Optician shines light in my eyes while moving in closer
>Feel an almost irresistible urge to go in for a kiss

>Girl compliments you on something asinine
>Get erection

Holy shit, am I that starved for validation and affection?

>>25937689
I'm on a week so far without wanking and I'm sat here with an erection.

>>25937624
>Hardly notice hairdresser qt3.14 because I cant stop worrying wether the collar on the cape-thing shuts of oxygen or blood flow to brain.

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>>25937722
>I'm sat here with an erection.

You know what to do.

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>have no hair

>>25937624
I don't get it, you can't grab tiddies cause it's rape but they can flop em all over you during a haircut or wear skimpy shirts cause 'they're just bewbs calm down'

sum bullshit

>female dentist tummy rumbling at checkup
>strangely aroused

>>25937742
hair is a bacteria trap. i'd gladly be completely hairless

Why do female hair stylists or barbers ALWAYS have big breasts? It's honestly bizarre.


>Getting my hair done
>Hair cutter is about 5'2, blonde and petite but with E-cup tits, wearing a low cut top
>Has to shake up a bottle of product before putting it in my hair
>She shakes the bottle hard for a good thirty seconds, her breasts practically popping out of her top

My dick.


Do they do this when they mainly have male clientele? As a way to get more business?

>>25937805
>hair is a bacteria trap. i'd gladly be completely hairless

Yeah, I'll see you saying that again when you start balding.

>>25937825
>Why do female hair stylists or barbers ALWAYS have big breasts?

I had a crazy ex girlfriend who was 4'11 and had absolutely massive tits. They were very saggy though, guess things that big aren't gonna stay up, but I still really liked them. She was 24 when I was with her, they must have been fucking amazing when she was 18.

>>25937977
Forgot to mention that she was a hairdresser.

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>>25937624
>underneath that long black gown thing so it's okay
>enjoy the erection to its full extent