>you're on a train alone and this girl comes stomping

get up and move

>>25929600
Ayy girl lemme holla at ya. You want Som FUCK?

>>25929600
awkwardly stare outside the window completely silently until my stop comes along

>>25929600
Insert my emergency earphones so she doesn't try to start a conversation

HEY YOU CAN'T SIT THERE I PAID FOR THE OPPOSITE SEATS TOO SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOME FUCKING NORMIE OCCUPYING IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25929640
>>25929665
Phew, crisis avoided.

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>tfw posted low resolution one

>"hi :^)"
>get phone out
>show le funny maymay from 2012
>grill laughs hysterically
>take her to dirty train toilet
>fuck her doggy style while she leans forward with her head down the toilet
>end up smiling creepily at her because of my fantasy
>she feels uncomfortable and moves to another seat
works every time

I am being honest with you la familia

Obviously Russian. Video games have taught me to greet them with privyet and offer her some bread and salo.

And afterwards, some village salami.

And by salami, I mean my dick.

>>25929600
>is she crying?
>dang that sucks
>go back to looking out the window because it looks like im on some kind of neat train ride

literally all i would feel

>>25929600
>not saying a word
Follow example.

Normalfag.

Since the girl is doing her best to avoid looking at me, I would use the opportunity to stare at her boobs.

get my dick out and fap

>>25929600
I would say nothing, for a start she is probably 17 and 11 months old and chris hansen might pop out or something. Even if she was older I'd have no idea what to say, every qt makes it clear she wants me to stay part of the background, she probably gets hit on by creeps all the time, she would instantly assume I am one and I would only embarrass myself. I sometimes think I should be more confident and not care what society and tumblr thinks of me for bothering attractive women, it is within my rights, but I would just be wasting everyone's time, including my own, there is objectively no point. At best I should aim low and only bother potential belly gfs in my 1/10 range.

I never expected anything like this to happen, I look at Chad happily chatting up Stacies like a gray alien observing earth wildlife, I am not part of the equation at all and nor will I ever be, I have no idea how they do it, I have no idea what they feel when they look at each other, how they say what they say with all those inflections that make it seem so natural and real and why when I try to be sociable even to a nice old lady who I have nothing to be nervous about it comes out sounding artificial and sarcastic.

>>25929600
>wat do?

Avoid making eye contact for rest of the train ride and pray she doesn't ask me anything or try to talk to me. This is what life has become.

She's so pretty.

I would do exactly nothing and continue using my phone.

>>25929600
heya slut who you fuck today you fucking cocksucker, that seat is for virgins only

>>25929600
i would finnish her

face-to-face seats like that are very rare on the LIRR, so it'd be really weird.

>>25929600
Try to not save thumbnails

>>25930102
>This is what life has become.
Well you are a tripfag though. What did you expect?

>>25929600
YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN. LEAVE MY AURA HEDON WENCH.

>>25929600
Unpure woman. Leave now. You have placed your lips apon a penis in your past.

>>25930177
Damn, that's a good point anon.

>>25930209
Leave. You are unclean.

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>>25930150

[original post, do not steal pls]

>>25929600
How dare you come near me you unpure cock goblin! I cast aura of light! For only the fellow virgin may seat near me!

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>>25929612
>>25929640
>>25929665
>>25929827
>>25929834
>>25930115
the correct answers

Anyone who would not do any of these things is not a robot, pure and simple.

Normally I would agree with headphone-anon, but my mp3 player is broken. So I would probably end up moving to another, empty, seat instead.

>>25930257
You are a weak beta. You let the darkness near you! I am a Paladin. I cast my charisma healing touch and burn her non-virgin flesh.

>>25929600
>wat do?
Awaken from my dream.

>>25930282
you're a fucking thirst master and also unfunny

slav cat is a top tier robot poster

I would ignore her. If she's acting like that I don't want anything to do with her.

>>25930292
True, this is a very unrealistic scenario unless literally every other seat is taken. (In which case she looks like she's crying because she was forced to sit near some disgusting beta nobody.) Girls simply do not want us.

Surreptitiously photograph her cleavage.

>>25930219
>implying

I'm probably the purest person on this board. You've probably had unprotected sex yourself, you're the unclean one here foul cretin.

>>25929600
I'd say nothing. Retard probably sat across from me wanting attention and I'm not about to give her any.

Fuck her. Stupid twat. I've got better things to do then talk to her on a long train ride.

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Just stare out the window as hard as I can and ask myself why this is happening and what I can do in the future to avoid it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KlioS6HQLs

I move away.

Why are children accosting me

>>25929600
>stomping
I don't date fatties sorry

>>25929801
>turned up nose
vomits

She looks sad, I remark on how it's a beautiful day to remind her that her problems are insignificant and don't matter.

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Keep browsing 4chan on my phone.

>>25930863
compared to mine*

>>25930939
I don't have any problems, there is nothing in life worth feeling bad or complaining about.

I assume she's autistic and avoid her.

>>25930091
What a beautiful speech

>>25929612
>get up and move

Same.

sameblox

>>25930150
>i would finnish her

You would cold Nordic country her?

>>25930488

Nazi dubs check'd. Well done anon, Heil Hitler!

>>25929801
I want her to love me :(

>>25929600
I'd tell her to cover up her yams if she gets upset by people looking at then as I'm getting up to sit somewhere else. And call her a slut