Awww, don't worry, wagecuck. It's only one day of

>>25926537
>wagecuck
>two days of freedom
Day and a half at most

>>25926896
Don't forget that many of them will be "playing catch up" and doing unpaid work over the weekend.

>>25926984
LOL tru tru

>>25926537
Shows what you know, my hours were cut this week. THREE DAY WEEKEND WHOOOO

I got fired. Forced NEET. Life is shit.

>instead of making own money depends on someone else's income
>calls them wage "cucks"

For being 4chan's favorite word, you have a poor command of it desu

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>>25926537
>Worked during christmas break
>Quit in new years cause class starts again First week of January
>Some shit happens at the university and class starts gets moved to the 26

How you guys do it?
Im going crazy from boredom and from feeling useless.

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>>25926537
>implying I don't work weekends

>>25927057
>this poor wagecuck thinks having just 3 short days to himself is something to celebrate

>>25927137
>works to give someone else his money
Cucks in denial are the most useful ones.

>>25927137
>taking tax payer money for nothing
>against the tax payer's will
The NEETs are the ones doing the cucking, wagie. Your logic is essentially: "the black bull is the real cuck because he depends on me to offer him my wife!!"

Now get to bed, Mr Shekelstein wants you in early tomorrow morning. I heard he wants you to work Saturday as well...

>>25927147
You just get used to it after a few years, just become apathetic to nearly everything

>>25927147
Dude, get a hobby. Even if you're not NEET, it'll really help with that. Is your life really just class and work?

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>>25926537
jokes on you neet i get paid tomorrow

>>25927484
Thats a pretty textbook answer.
I do have hobbies, yet I get bored of them and I find myself browsing here with all the free time I get.

>Is your life really just class and work?
Im a med student, so yeah.

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Question: why do Wagecucks literally waste 95% of their own lives to make Jews rich?

>>25927684
Because SHLOMO T-TOLD ME I NEED TO BE HIS SLAVE TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF

>>25927606
Maybe you should just try something completely different. Having a lot of little hobbies to do would certainly help if you get bored with some of them

>>25926537
I only work on weekend though

>coping from 5 days of slavery
>preparing for 5 days of more slavery
>freedom

So I'm not allowed to like my job?

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>>25928604
No, you are not allowed to enjoy anything.

>>25926537

tfw grad student on a scholarship, i have more money and free time than wagies or NEETS

>>25928604
I don't think they can imagine a world where people do something they enjoy. Its not like they enjoy this place, or people, or socializing or life in general. The idea that most people are pretty okay with life is alien.

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>>25928669

>Being a schoolcuck
>Being a wagecuck in training

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>the sheer implications

>>25928688
>being a nothing in nothing.

>>25928688

fair point...

robotisjesuschrist

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>>25928731

It's my choice, wagecuck. Does that infuriate you? Enrage you? Perhaps you've gone over your wageslave life, top to bottom, and realized how envious you are of the NEET life.

>>25928779
Yep

Enjoy the gravy train to dead parents and no-way-out suicide station.

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>tfw trust fund babby who still gets wagecuck tax money

>>25926537
I get two checks for $3000 every month

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>>25928815

>S-Someday you will have to get a job! hah!

So you admit wageslavery is awful?

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Joke's on you, I work Saturdays too

>>25929083

I don't think you're ever going to get a job. You're heading full steam to a forgettable suicide.

Yes neet, some things in life are unpleasant.

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>>25929175

Death is preferable to wageslavery! So says the NEET!

>>25928675
>Its not like they enjoy this place, or people, or socializing or life in general. The idea that most people are pretty okay with life is alien.

why am i like this? am i defective or something?

I worked once

it sucked

>>25929194
You think with all this spare time you'd think of something better to do than nothing and death.

>tomorrw I wake up to 3 new repetables I unloked in my mmo
>after that mommy is going to visit me and we are going to eat tendies and watch some Netflix
After that I have the rest of the afternoon to play the piano or study coding for my next class or practice drawing or even work on a new model but I'm not going to do that because I'm taking January as vacation time from my busy schedule
>it's not like I'm in a hurry, I have all the time in the world to get good I can spare a month on this

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>>25929231

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

What is the exact, technical definition of NEET? Do governments use this term?

Obviously, NEET stands for not in employment, education, or training, google tells you this in 3 seconds

Are retired people NEET?
Are people living off passive income from real estate NEET?
If you work sporadic days whenever you feel like it for a labor agency, are you NEET?

>>25929276
>OLD PROVERBS WILL SAVE ME

I'm leaving now. Enjoy your literal nothing.

>>25929293
Neet is from 18 to 34 I think, something around that definetly
Yes to the second one
I have no idea how a labor agency works sorry

>>25926984
That's not how it works though. If you are playing catch up, you still legally half to be paid, and if you're doing it on days that you should have off it means you are getting paid 150% of your normal rate

>>25929310
Enjoy your slow life and caffeine suicide

So is this just bad shitposting or are some of you neets just actually that psychotically delusional? I've always been curious.

>>25926537
Any reasonable office in the DC area has made work optional tomorrow

>I am become NEET, shitposter of r9k.

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>>25929310

Bye wagecuck! Chop chop! Wouldn't want Mr. Goldstein to get upset!

>>25929354
Shitposting really.

>>25927137
>>25927527
>>25928604
>>25928815
>>25929175
>>25929231
>>25929310

Kek wagies cannot stop getting BTFO

>>25929354
Tell me why should I work when my family clearly doesn't need me to when I can spend my time instead learning to draw, code, play music and model.

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My girlfriend is coming over for the weekend.

She's going to help me relax and unwind, if you know what I mean. Then I can go back to my high-paying, important and satisfying work on Monday fully revitalized and continue doing what I love while getting paid for it.

She's really a keeper, she loves to cook for me. It would be nice to have her move in so she can have dinner ready for me when I get home every day. Can you think of anything more satisfying than a home after a fulfilling day's work with a home cooked meal prepared for you by a woman who loves you?

But you neetcucks enjoy your books that you don't really read, and the masterpieces that you don't really create, and the (unmarketable) skills that you don't really master.

And if you are a wage slave in an unsatisfying and menial job, keep your chin up, we've all done it, you'll make it if you try.

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>>25929208
I worked on a departament store during holidays once.

Never
Fucking
Again.

>>25929410
>anything better than coming home to a shitty meal you are too tired to enjoy and will consume in ten minutes
>made by a person you have to support
yes i can, how about waking up on a weekday at 11, having some light lunch and then baking some fresh chocolate chip cokies for the rest of the day with some coffee or hot cocoa while sitting at your comfy chair wearing your favourite socks because the floor is cold and listening to your favourite music while partaking in your passtime of choice

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WAHHHH!! WAHHHH!! MR. SHEKELSTEIN HELP ME!

>>25926537
Fuck I haven't seen a wagecuck thread since 2015 goddamnit now it's ruined.

>>25929476
>qt coworker only came to work for the holidays
>mfw they're leaving to go back to college on Monday

JUST

>>25929195
Not really the place for this, I don't typically give non troll advice on /r9k/ since its always rejected, but nothing is "wrong" with you. Hate, on both yourself and others, as well as apathy is easy. It leads to living in a cycle, which leads to not trying new things and gaining new experinces, which leads to stagnation, which leads to not liking anything. You have to get out and do things, no advice can be given on how, its one of those things you gotta learn and experience yourself. Its not easy, its not fun for people like you, but hate and apathy are easy and they lead you here.

why are wagecucks always so angry?
calm down please cuckies, no need to be upset.

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>>25928604
Nobody "allows" people to have Stockholm syndrome. It just happens

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>>25929579
>yes i can, how about waking up on a weekday at 11
You mean waking up at sunset so that you live your life in perpetual darkness and only get tired when its light outside, so even if you did want to leave your house to do something other than nightwalking, you can't

>having some light lunch and then baking some fresh chocolate chip cokies for the rest of the day
Light lunch being anything you can prepare in under 2 minutes because being away from your computer in your wank-cave of a room for any length of time is unbearable.

>with some coffee or hot cocoa while sitting at your comfy chair wearing your favourite socks because the floor is cold and listening to your favourite music
You mean perching on your uncomfortable smelly swivel chair in front of your computer that you can't afford to replace if it breaks, shitposting on 4chan to avoid the frightening prospect of having to be alone with your thoughts.

>while partaking in your passtime of choice
You mean trying to numb the tedium of your existence by escaping into worlds of fantasy via anime and videogames, which don't really provide any positive feelings anymore, but just serve to keep the depression from consuming you.

Sounds great.

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So what do you neets do all day? What is the purpose of these threads? Even if you are a stay at home autismo, why spit in the faces of those who work hard like actual men?

>inb4 "I do what I want it's awesome XD
>inb4 fucking your hoe
No you're not, senpai. Don't even have a hoe.

Seriously I can smell the stench from this shitty trolling.

>>25927238
That's kind of the whole point of money retard, if you don't give it to someone it's just a useless pile of paper on your desk or a number in an account.

>>25929712
So you haven't been here since 2015, have you.

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>>25929878
They're just joking, anon. Don't take it too seriously.

>>25929893
Meh, I've been filtering in and out.

>>25929339
Entry level teenager job detected

>>25929934
Stay filtered out. This is a bad place.

>>25926537

But what if I'm self employed?

>>25929918
I know, it just clogs up the board is all. Are these threads really one's best attempt at humor? Shame desu.

>>25929987
Threads that get responses keep getting made.

This doesn't require any form of creativity.

>>25929874
i havent woken up past 11 in two, maybe three years :/
i own my own apartment and i usually spend less than 15 minutes cooking because i feel its a waste of time unless im cooking a lot for the week
my chair is new, i got it as a christmas present, i have 4 other chairs but they arent as comfy as this one
plus my dad is buying me a laptop when i get my ged in a month
no, i mean drawing, playing the piano, studying for my coding class or modeling on blender, or playing some games if i have the time

sorry it seems you fail at everything you gessed about me, but hey if i lived that life then i would look for a job because i couldnt picture myself being any more misserable

>>25929874
Holy fuck neets btfo

>>25929947
Yea I mostly visit other boards now when I'm on this site. It's pretty cancerous up in here these days.

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>>25929874
Damn son. Couldn't have said it any better.

>>25929339
lmao wrong, software developer here. Plenty of unpaid hours. Guess what happens if I don't do them? Fired. That's what. They'll find someone who is willing.

>>25930029
>ged
>coding class

Do you even know what NEET means you idiot?

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>>25929878
>>25929878
>work hard like actual men
>work hard
>work hard
jokes on you, human resource work unit
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

>>25927082

This is my fear.

>>25930163
>lmao wrong, software developer here. Plenty of unpaid hours

Yeah that's because you literally are a cuck who can't say no to unreasonable demands from chad managers.

You're the reason that your industry has a shitty work culture.

And like its fucking hard to find another job as a software developer, are you for real? Its one of the most highly paid in-demand skills there are.

>>25929874
>wake up at 6
>leave at 630
>commute
>arrive at 8
>churn butter for 8 hours if im lucky enough to have 3 years unpaid internship of churning butter under my belt
>make no progress in life
>go home
>get smug on 4chan at equally depressed individuals on the other end of the spectrum
>kill myself for leading a meaningless life

>>25930199
Great response. 10/10.

>>25926537
i just wanted to pop in and say how terrifying it is how this board seems to come full circle.

It's like there's some weird reset button someone presses every once in a while where old, tired memes that we've all watched die suddenly become popular again for some unexplained reason.

I remember when wagecuck threads were popular. i remember when they started dying. I remember a month ago when it was a surprise to see them get 25 replies, but someone hit reset. either that or there is just a bunch of newfriends here that should have never come.

either way, fuck this board. this is too weird for me.

>>25930381
Thanks for the blog post keep me up to date

>>25930270
>wake up at 7
>jump out of bed excited to be going to work
>shower and dress
>eat breakfast prepared by loving wife
>select a work of classic literature from my bookshelf
>hmm, perhaps some short stories by Hemmingway
>catch the train
>read excellent stories
>arrive at my stop
>a short walk to work
>do fulfilling work with people that I like and respect
>home time
>read more excellent stories on the train
>wife greets me with a kiss and takes my coat
>eat delicious homecooked meal
>relax with wife in my comfortable and spacious abode
>have tender loving sex with beautiful wife in big comfortable bed

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>tfw have school next week
>tfw have to go 4 days a week
but i still dont get homework for those classes because they're art easy A classes. Thanks chad for paying for my ps4 from my financial aid money

>>25929410
Buuuurn neets;

Also i WORK because im the owner of my business, that makes me what? Mr jewstein? Poor mislead child you are lost so full of "potential" yet uncapable of achieve nothing.

> tfw I hate these threads
> tfw I actually work for Jews
> tfw I'm doing coursework this weekend to make me more qualified for my job
> tfw it won't make a difference to my pay
> tfw Mr Jewstein will still hate me

>>25930435

Your wife got filled in by Jamal whilst you were working and your co-workers hate you because you're a pretentious snob

I give it three years before your world caves in

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>tfw I work only part rime 4 days a week but make almost as much as my fulltime friends
You mad fullcucks?

is this the end of the road? i don't want to be neet anymore, but i'm too dumb for college and too lazy to work for minimum wage

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>>25929878
>So what do you neets do all day?
The better question is what do you leave undone for being at work?
Are you so boring that you must have someone else to mandate how you spend your day?

>>25931519
where is this place?I want this job m8

>>25926537
Jokes on you NEET scum. Shit loads of snow means I don't have to work for ATLEAST 3 or 4 days. Good thing I have plenty of money saved up and can afford to miss work for week.

>>25931598
mfw my time management is so kickass that the only thing i can't do at work is smoke pot and its not really a great idea to smoke pot all day anyway so eat a dick, son

>>25931718
See, you have to "time manage", in other words hurry the fuck up to do all the free time stuff whereas I have all day, all week.

>>25931783
And you do exactly what with your shit load of free time?

I've never understood how NEETS can pain for necessities without money

>>25929874
Basically dude. But I feel even worse when I have to work or go to most classes. I was pretty happy over break really. Didn't have to worry about anything or be told what to do at all. I've been depressed as fuck for a long time and I am tired. I want to die no matter what I'm doing, but being involved in normie life males it worse.

>>25931930
The theory is that the guvmint gives them monies...
But i dont know exactly how much or if there is a catch, like food stamps=no alcohol tobaco

>>25931918
I like hiking, for example. If I were a wagecuck I really wouldn't be able to take as long trips as I like to.

>>25931939
You are sick anon, and being a neet is not really helping, is just leting the time slip trough your hands

>>25932005
So your greatest achievment is wandering in the wilderness, and you brag about it in an imagen board while bashing the workers, you sound like a cool guy

>>25932062
What should I achieve then, when I have all the necessities already?

>>25932012
I'm not a neet. I teach college and and going to work on a PhD starting this fall. My dream life is basically just to be alone and sleep to never see the sun and eat some decent food and play video games and do drugs sometimes. Also draw and play guitar when I feel like it. And read horror manga. And not work. I never found any work satisfying after like the first day. As for social interaction, I have people ask me to hang out but socializing makes me really uncomfortable and I analyze every little thing and end up wanting to leave unless I am drunk. I am unmotivated because I am content with the life I have. I dont see much that would make me happier.