Why are feet so perfect bros?

>>25915742
Footfag here. You're on the wrong board.

They're perfect because you're a footfag.

>>25916397
What is the best board for feet, my man?

cute toes with nail polish, soft soles, the round soft shape. There's something so feminine about them that I can't describe.

>>25916623
Id say /b/ or /d/, and if you've got the bandwidth, /hr/.

Also archived 4chan threads are pretty good. Use google to find those.

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>>25915742
Idk but I love it. Nothing is more breathtaking than a beautiful pair of naked feet.

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>you will never give a girl a foot massage

why go on

>>25916950
You can start working in a shoe shop. That way you can help grills put on shoes, and touch feets that way.

The bad side is that sometimes you touch guy feet, but you just have to mutter "no homo" to yourself.

>>25916987
>That way you can help grills put on shoes
That's weird as fuck dude. What kind of shoe shops do you go to where the male clerks help the girls put on their shoes?

and what if you got a boner

>>25915742
Why are you trying to make me fail nofap ?

>>25916998
I guess you're right, it's not very common. They usually help little kids, which is kinda creepy.

The last time i bought my own shoes was like 4 years ago and the female clerk put my shoe on for me, so there's that.

if you're afraid to get a boner, just put the dick in the bit where the leg goes. I'tll be strapped in by the elastic so boners wont show.

Tfw I want fembot to step on me

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>>25915742
God damn it robot stop being a faggot

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>>25917460
I wish I was raised by feet, that'd be awesome. It sounds like the origin story of a superhero.

But the premise is nonsense. I actually learnes to start walking on my own a lot earlier than most babies do. And my mom has ugly feet so it's definitely not something that would alter my young mind.

>>25916950
I love giving foot massages. It's a win-win

>>25916623
/tv/, that board is full of perverts who'd empty their bank accounts (if they had any, they're smelly NEETs) to sniff Emma Watson's feet for 10 seconds

>>25918695
>sniff
>not lick
Smellfags truly are on the lowest rung of the foot fetish ladder.

>>25918695
Emma Watson's feet aren't even nice. Emm Stone is where it's at.

t. /tv/pro

Why is it always girl feet?

>>25917683
Disgusting pig feet detected.

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>>25920969
>Why is it always girl feet?
Do you want boy feet ?

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>>25920969
Because I'm heterosexual and women's feet are smother and more shapely. Most people on /r9k/ are heterosexual men.

And she's actually not fat or a "pig", she's just asian.

>>25921049
who is she?
totally original comment blox

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>>25916753
>>25915742
Hey senpai, Imma let you finish, but hairy legs are the best fetish ever.

>>25921085
https://www.reddit.com/user/wetmyfeet/submitted/

>>25921049
>women's feet are smother and more shapely
Translation: the average female takes better care of her feet than the average male, and you prefer higher fat percentage.

>Most people on /r9k/ are heterosexual men.
You must be new here.
Better mods and reinstation of the robot got rid of a chunk of them, however.

>>25921115
Maybe if you are gay.

>>25917460
When you think armchair psychologists can't get any more retarded.
Why don't people have arm and shoulder fetishes then?

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>>25921139
>the average female takes better care of her feet than the average male
that's true but it's also not why i prefer women's feet. my gf took terrible care of her feet before she met me (they're pristine now though). men and women's feet are actually shaped different through puberty. feet (and hands) are literally the first things to change in boys and girls bodies during puberty. and this is why traps on 4chan always hide their feet and hands, because they know it's impossible to counteract the changes that male sex hormones did to their feet bones during puberty.

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Just contributing

>>25921227
What are you responding to? Your post came from nowhere. It's also wrong; hrt makes bone changes as late as 26 years of age.

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What did man ever do to deserve female feet?

bumping for sexy feet and possibly fembot to share her lewd, nude feet

>>25915742
Because you have a fetish, my friend.

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>>25923223
but it feels so RIGHT! like, it was meant to be.

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>>25921622
>Ilse Alcorta
MY NIGGA

>>25921227
Also the belly button. Women have vertical ones and guys have more square\circular ones.

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>>25923488
that doesn't sound right but i dont know enough about bellybuttons to dispute it

>>25918695
/tv/ has more robots then r9k

>>25923517
It is. Google a female belly button then a male one, or look at your own.

Also fun fact: Your feet as just as long as your forearm, from the inside of the elbow to your wrist. This works for men and women.

>>25923258
Can I get a source, anon?

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>>25923660
https://www.reddit.com/user/iamnotamastodon/

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>>25923812
Thanks dude. It's time.

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Here we go again.

(girl name is Anna W)

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>>25918695
>to sniff Emma Watson's feet for 10 seconds
she has good feet t.b.h

>>25923990
Her feet smell of fake feminazi, which is even worse than genuine feminazi.

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Ms. Jones

>>25921227
Dolly <3

I WANT FEMBOT TO GENTLY STEP ON MY FACE

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>be into sweaty feet
>girl sits down next to you and takes her boots off

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

>>25924723
Girls in HS gym class have done this and I have gone to the bathroom to fap before.

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>>25915742
Yeah dude feet are literally all perfect

>>25924794
Pic completely unrelated I guess

>>25924843
More women have ugly feet that you think. It's like saying "Why are vaginas so perfect" when so many of them are loose ass roast beef. Yeah perfect feet are perfect but they are hard to find.

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>>25924928
I agree senpai, I didn't catch the ironing

>>25924723
>tfw no sweety girlfeet to lick and suck on

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>>25921016
Im all for feet... but dat ass.

>>25926200
Cracka that's a guy.

>>25926242
An ass is a ass man

>>25926200
are you gay? can't you see his dick?

>>25921016
i'm not really into guys but that is one girlish looking guy. is this what pederasty feels like?

Hell if I know
>tfw no gf with lewd feet

>>25921227
you faggots need to stop posting my footfu

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I want to procreate with these feet!

>>25926242
>>25926302
>W- a- are you... are you... you know. g- g- gay? That's a stinky boy! Not a pretty girl! That's icky!!!!!

>2016
>Not realizing some people are gay and don't care who knows

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