Newfag here. Let me see if I got this right: a NEET is esentially

>>25911389
No, a NEET is someone who's Not in Education, Employment or Training

>>25911408
In 4chan language, what would be the name to designate a person who has my original post's traits?

Not in
Employment
Education or
Training

>>25911423

an oldfag.

get out while you still can.

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has Never Ever Ever been Touched

>>25911423
probably a hikikomori

>>25911423
Something like a hikikomori but they don't have friends or girlfriends at all and rarely even speak to family.

>>25911423
hikikomori, a shut-in, an oldfag, autist, neckbeard, etc.
generally it's really neet though, so you're right

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>>25911468
damn son thats a rare pepe

>>25911389
It's shit that in my country there are no autismbux, otherwise I'd also be one.

>>25911619
Where do you live?


i hate the robocop

>>25911423
neo-/v/

>>25911619
no country has autismbux that can support a single person

>>25911697
Czech republic. You'd have to have some serious real legit autism (meaning you aren't responsible for yourself and shit) to have support bux. Shit like anxiety, deppression, social phobia and so on don't do shit.

>>25911720
I thought in Japan there are tons of neets on autismbux. I also hear about it alot here on 4chan so I assumed it's at least doable in USA.

>>25911754
What are you supposed to do if you have crippling agoraphobia and can't consistently work a job?

>>25911763
>I also hear about it alot here on 4chan
Please tell me you don't think everything said here is the truth

>>25911774
Have to get therapy, meds and shit. Have to find a job thats least painful for you. You could probably live on regular unemployment support for some time, but they'd tell you to fuck off eventually.

>>25911788
I don't. But I also don't think everything said on here is a lie.

>>25911774
b urself

>>25911763
In the US, it won't cover the total cost of living alone. Most of the people on here who actually get it live with their parents or have someone pay their rent. If you have nobody to financially support you, you just gotta deal with your shit or stay at a mental home.

>>25911774
if you want to be supported by the government, you have to get help

>>25911720
ausfag here to disagree with you, $600 AUD paid by the government per fortnight for applying to jobs

>>25911842
What about two autism incomes? If you had an autistic friend would you two be able to live together out of it?

>>25911763
japanese net is family, otherwise you're kinda fucked, most able bodied people are not eligible. it's the same in the US, people labelled ABAWD typically get just food stamps and now health care if their state signed for the extension but lately they're removing the snap waiver and forcing people to work 20hrs for food otherwise get cut for 3 years. it's more or less impossible to be fully supported by the government unless you're old as fuck, handicapped and can get SSIwhatever it's called, or have kids and even then it's not exactly comfortable, there can be wait lists
but i could be wrong so

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>>25911902
Nigga that's pretty gay tho, I mean what would you do when you roll over at night and your dicks touch?

>>25911900
But you had to tell them you were retarded right?

I don't get enough to cover groceries and rent.

>>25911900
What happens once they realize you're not actually trying to get a job?

>>25911720
Bongland here - we do.

>>25911947
>brojob_copypasta.jpg

Seriously, let's say I have a female friend.

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>>25911989
>let's say I have a female friend
I only have time to live in one fantasy world and that is my own.

>>25911947
>totally unaware of the concept of roommates

You're obviously not gonna sleep in the same bed unless you're both actually gay. Living with another dude normally involves sharing weed, playing vidya in silence, and jacking off in the bathroom.

>>25912007
I'm not saying she doesn't think I'm disgusting.

>>25911950
No, you don't have to explain anything. You can even sign up online.

>>25911962
You get referred to a third party job agency who ask you how you are doing and if you need help once per fortnight if you are not having luck.

you can basically stay on the system forever

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>>25912027
>jacking off in the bathroom
So do you look each other in the eye when you do or go back to back? Is this a Dutch rudder situation?

>>25912033
That's so good. I wish I lived there.

>>25912042
You passionately stare into the depths of each others eyes while swordfighting with your dicks. Whoever cums first has to take out the garbage.

>>25912033
I don't think that's standard dude. No one I've known on non-disability has gotten 6 hundo. And if you aren't employed after 6 months they put you on work for the dole until you get a real job.

>>25912033
there's a difference between job seekers allowance and disability payments.

the former requires you to look for work, but to get disability you need a doctors diagnosis.

so yes, to get proper autism bux in aus you need to basically admit retardation (complete inability to function in society)

>>25912721
yea but how do you prove it?

>>25911607
Someone points that out every single time this picture is posted, at this point it's not even facetiously rare anymore.

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>>25911468
this room is a joke, right?
you literally just have to take all that stuff and throw it out
is this some kind of mental retardation or why do people keep trash in their room?