Roasties getting frosty

An alcoholic dies...

Who cares

Thank you based snowman

>>25904684
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2543999/Alyssa-Jo-Lommel-19-fingers-amputated-left-porch-nine-hours-subzero-temperatures.html

stacy bee tee eff OOO

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fuckin chin

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>>25905717
she looks like a hs dropout

>>25904684
She literally looks like a coked up whore. Or even a Shadbase drawing. Either nothing lost and one less person to worry about.

With that much alcohol you gotta wonder how she froze
Kek

She was in the blackest part of Milwaukee, that's what I find strange about this story

>>25905717
>not fat
>>25905735
>fat
Huh?
Camera angles, how do they work?

>All the men at the party are now being charged with murder for failing to babysit her and prevent her from walking out into the cold and staying there. They also raped her somehow.

>>25905199
>19 fingers amputated

Wut?

>>25905199
Jesus christ how the fuck do you live in Minnesota for 19 years and forget it's cold? Fucking Americans man.

>>25905871
She's 19 years old you fucking retard. God damn son you may be even dumber than her.

>>25905812
look at her

is that really all that strange?

>>25905904
Yet he was smart enough to wear his coat outside

>>25905878
You don't forget, you acclimate silly yuropoor. You live in that kind of temperature for so long, sub zero temps end up feeling like a crisp fall day anywhere else.

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>drinking of any kind excessively

And nothing of value was lost.

>>25905943
>yuropoor
I'm Canadian you dumb yankee. People drink a lot here but nobody is that stupid.

>>25905966
>Look at me I've never had fun!
The only person I know who has never been drunk is my 93 year old grandmother. Congrats on living your life like a housewife from the 50s.

>>25905199

Kek, Stacy was a gymnast before her actions caught up with her. Now doctors are optimistic that she will be able to walk normally. She will get fat.

>>25905846
>guy tries to reason with her and change her mind about leaving
>"stop manhandling me! rape! rape! rape!"

>>25905997
Calm down Dudley, there's zero reasons to get upset over weather like you are.

She was found one block away, obviously she passed out. Either slipped and was knocked uncounscious or more likely "passed out drunk" as people who drink beyond the buzz zone sometimes do.

>>25905846
Probably this, soon. Drunk women are somehow absolved of the consequences of their actions.
>Unless they're driving for some weird reason.

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>>25905199
she was literally RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF HER FUCKING HOUSE

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>>25904684
another woman getting what she deserves

music to my ears

>>25906473
She's a strong independent women who don't need no shelter built by men to survive.

sounds like a really peaceful way to go.

>>25904684
Well. At least this was good news for once.

>>25906473
>>25906526
Thank god for natural selection.
>inb4 christfags or atheistfags

>>25906677
christfag here.
At least we can both be brothers in arms when a stacy get frosty. Natural Selection indeed.

One of my childhood friends almost passed out drunk in a snow pile outside his house. If some people hadn't woken him up, he would've died.

What a shame, really. He's a garbage person nowadays.

>drunkard
>slut
>stupid
She genuinely deserved death
Society has improved from her passin

>>25904684
I bet some dude in a car offered her a ride home and she was:

>"ew fuck no, you fuukin rapist sun-uv-uh-fuck"
>"i'm just gonna take a quick nap in this snow covered front lawn instead"

>dude was just a nice guy who decided to put himself in danger by allowing a stranger in his car just to help her out
>she just becomes a frozen meal for worms now

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HEY HEY fellow robots!
Did I serve you well?
Happy Winter Robots!

>>25906024
>I'm incapable of having fun without poisoning my body

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>>25906953
Only 39 hours in paint and two college degrees in image manipulation.

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>>25907052
Thanks Frosty!

Frat bro at UW Madison here. One of the frats on campus recently got suspended cause a girl came back from one of their parties and blew a .38. Kek.

>>25907052
Thanks Frosty. Stay Frosty brother.

>>25907079
best horror movie of all time

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Frosty Uprising 2016 BRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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>>25907328

Brrrrrr'd the fuck out!

>>25905812

she was in Riverwest you retard, i'm shitposting from an all white apartment building 3 blocks down from the scene

>>25907416
Riverwest is not the safe haven it is sold as.

I'm fairly certain this woman was a prostitute, btw.

>>25907103
go back to langdon, scum

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>>25907103
>blew a .38

Does this mean what I think it means?

>Alcowhores blown the fuck out

Look at her face.
You can already see her dying in that pic.
Imagine what she would have looked like when she was 30.

>raising you bac past 0.1 more than once every few weeks

We will see where that "loosen up bro. Its just a bit of fun bro. Am i right bro" attitude takes you

>>25906382

>Unless they're driving for some weird reason.
>some weird reason.

Because there's a chance they can harm other women in that situation.

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>>25907648
yes I know it was a .357

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>>25906024
>excessive booze is fun
nigga, pls.

Comfy sloshed drunk is fun

Pass-out-drunk isn't

>>25904684
Natural selection doing god's work

>>25907697
>Implying that's an undesirable outcome

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>>25907888
Nice trips.

Who /1drinkanhour/ here?
Clarity of mind while everyone else is wasted is god tier. I always have a virgin Caesar so it appears I'm consistently drinking while letting the plebeians dull their wits with the alcoholic jew.

>>25907052
Thanks Frosty!

>the sweet, succulent irony of pouring myself a drink as I type this

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>I wrote a story where a girl wore shorts and a tank top in late October as a joke
>some women do this in real life and freeze to death

>>25908086
>Being the only sober person around drunk people is god tier
Literal autism

lucky girl
got to go to heaven b4 me
hope she didnt suffer much

>>25907803

I couldn't dig up the link to the original story

>>25908725
Around September I had a dream about a woman who crashed her car into a bunch of people including me at a college. I had this same dream a few times. Then look what happens at Oklahoma state and Las Vegas.

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Normie "friends" will let you stumble out into the snow drunk and freeze to death

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If she'd hit the gym more often she'd have looked like Reese.

>>25904684
she looks so fucking british

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>>25909795

Above the neck