>you pay off her student loan >Tyrone makes her moan

>you're named Pajeet
>she's Chad's shitting street

>you stay at home to study for classes
>chad fists her until her asshole prolapses

Playing games, alone in your room
While Chad fucks her and paints her womb

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In the second dimension Shirou licks her womb
In the third tonight you sit alone in your room

>you drive her around
>Chad invites her over to pound

>Another day, another night
>still not pussy, it's all for Chad

>You help her pay her credit card
> She tickles Chad's balls till his cock gets hard

>You sit at home and play with your penis
>Whilst she suckles the shit right out of Chad's anus

Bump 2833-;hshs

>You furiously fap as you sniff her old tampon

>When she and Chad do it they always leave the lamp on

>>25876922
>you're waiting for life to start
>chad is breathing in her fart

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>>25879044

That one hit too close to home.

>>25876922
OP, if you help me with my money problems, I will be your wingman until the end of eternity to help you get laid and find the right lady.

>You sit at home and smoke a bowl

>Chad's gonna come in all her holes

>You play another chess match

>Chad's balls deep inside her snatch

>You read this thread

>She gives Chad head

>You add to your collection of rare fossils

>Meanwhile Chad's whopper is tickling her tonsils

>>25880218

Short and sweet.
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>you whine and sulk in misery
>Chad spitroasts her like rotisserie

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>>25880312
No one told your ass to come up in here and spit them bars like that.

You got the barrel of your gun halfway down your throat.

Meanwhile, Chad just found the little man in the boat

>you treat her like a queen
>chad flicks her bean

>you pay off all of her debt
>meanwhile Chad's getting her wet

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>you listen to her troubles
>Chad checks her doubles

>you sit at home drinking mountain dew
>meanwhile she eats mountains of Chad's poo

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>Chad hits the g-spot
>You hit the robot

> you play vidya at home, depressed and smoking a blunt
> meanwhile Chad's dick is plowing her cunt

>>25880992
>dodge
>you dodge the robot

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>>25881143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02opWiAWNbU

you bought a home with her,
every night she comes home late,
the scent of foreign men on her linger.

>you eat doo doo for Christmas dinner
>she eats Chad's doo doo for Christmas dinner

>>25881186
> I won't stop doing it
thanks for the video though, was pretty funny

>>25881377
I haven't brushed my teeth since last september.
If you don't i'll kiss you on the mouth.

>you do something for no reward
>she give sexual pleasure to someone who isn't you

You're at the gym trying to make things better
She's stroking chad, he makes her wetter.

Quite enjoying this, familia.

> You work every night and day
> so she and chad can fuck and play.

>>25881402
>you do something for no reward
>meanwhile Chad pierces her with his flesh sword

>You like to shitpost on 4chan
>But Chad is her man

>you listen to her problem

>Chad takes her to Sodom

>You're proud to be a NEET
>She's feeling Chad's meat

>she begs you to jam your penis up her butt
>chad begs you to jam your penis up his butt

>You refuse to get a job
>Chad pounds her with his knob

>you sleep alone at night
>chad's presence is a blight

>You want to die
>Chad lets the jizz fly

we are the English class that never could be,
William Shakesphere with us could not have been more merry.

> You ask her if she's watched films yet
> But Chad films her and makes her wet

>You are on the autism spectrum
>She takes it up the bum

>You like to post pictures of a frog
>She likes Chad's meat log

>your life is nothing more than a malaise
>meanwhile chad's semen is in appraise

>I keep posting rhymes on a thread
>She gives chad a little head

>she's grossed out when you fart
>she's grossed out when chad farts and then she fucks him

>I don't wanna talk to no scientist
>y'all motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed

>I like to REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>she will never like me

>you post a threat to your school
>she sucks Chad's cock and drools

>you see her in all your dreams
>she gets fucked hard until she screams

>>25876922
Change it to
>fucking Tyrone makes her moan

>it aint me starts playing
>chad fucks her reeee

>>25881630
Rectum, dude. Fuck.

>You jerk off to her normiebook page
>She likes it when Chad puts her in a cage

>you followed the rules
>he slobbers her boobs

>you find out she has a dick and lose interest
>danny finds out she has a dick and writes a musical about it

ill fucking beat chad to a pulp with a baseball bat

>>25876922
>You are wasting away browsing 4chan.org, no job, hopes or dreams
>She is covered head-to-toe in semen

>you write rhymes about Chad
>Chad fucks her ass

>she looks at you with disgust
>she looks at him with lust

>You post another troll
>Chad's pierces her wet folds

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>you smile at here and gives you this look
>chad does the same and she seems to enjoy it

>doo doo slides out of your anus and into the potty
>chad chad slides into the anus that drains her hot body

>you tell Indians to poo in loo
>she will never love you

>she's your angel, the apple of your eye, your pumpkin pie, your reason to breath
>she's his side chick

>you wish m00t would come back
>chad slides his cock into her ass crack

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>>25876959
underrated

>>25880529
pfffffahah

>>25876922
>Make an epic greentext feelio poem
>Your bitch is still getting boned.

>>25876922
>You post child pr0n on /b/
>Chad is sucking on her feet

>you hope she likes what you do
>she will forget about you

>>25881700
that's so deep I couldn't find a sad pepe for this feel

>>25878754
Kek

>you buy her flowers on valentines day
>chad thundercock is the guy she will lay

>he makes her moan because his dick hits all the right spots
>you have to use a rubber band so it wont slide off

>>25876922
>You crack another pack of magic cards
>She is together with Chad, and he is hard.

>she sucks chad's penis and doesn't bite it off
>you make your dog suck your penis and :(

>NEET or wageslave your only options
>She is helping Chad's put on their condoms

>your favorite board is /pol/
>chad fills her hole

>you go to the gym so you can add some mass
>chad gives it up her ass

>>25881669
Found the patrician

>you have to use your tongue
>he doesn't because he's hung

> She said you just aren't her type
> 'cause she wants Chad to lay down pipe.

>you are depressed the vikings kicker missed that field goal
>Jamal's got her bent over and licking her butthole

>you like to meme
>chad makes her cream

>when she rejected you there where tears
>she will forget you in a few years

>You're watching anime, alone in the bedroom of your parent's house
>She just finished sucking chad and is semen-doused

>you been playing fallout 4 on xbox
>chad is busy destroying her fartbox

>I tried to be her rock
>she sucked Chad's cock

>>25881475
>>25881143
>>25880915
>>25880670
>>25880529
>>25880237
Drop the meanwhile, you fucking idiot! Can't you even understand the formula?

>>25882060

so much feel. have a (you).

>the people in this thread can't rhyme for shit
>chad is rubbing her clit

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>>25876922
>you shower for fun
>chad showers her with cum

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>your team doesn't have a quarterback
>His team has Bill Belichick

> You wish she would give you head.
> She and Chad laugh at this thread.

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>his team is in the Superbowl
>your team is in the pooper hole

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>He is on the top of all the polls
>your wife is a mexican troll

You cry, say negroes are the lesser race.
She lets Tyrone finish on her little face.

>you're on 4chan spreading racist bullshit
>Chad squeezes her tit

>you sit here and post frogs while
>chad is fucking her doggystyle

>you sre giving her your betabux
>chad is creating a legion of cucks

here we go
Limerick cannons activated
>she is nice to you but thinks you are boring
>when you flirt she says "aww poor thing"
>but with a man named chad
>the best sex she had
>while you were massaging your foreskin

>you don't think trap porn is gay
>chad can fuck her any day

>you have a folder of pepes that are rare
>she doesn't care

>>25882355
>Stacy was very aesthetic
>pretty and also athletic
>but not in her life
>would she be your wife
>because she thought that you were pathetic

>draining poetics encumber your soul
>her heart and its interests - black as coal

>you eat handcrafted sandwiches from subway
>Chad fucks her every day

>you post about your feels
>when she fucks chad she kneels

>>25882513

i want subway
it's closed.


>>25882537

what?

>your wiener's scent covers rooms in bad odors
>forty percent of her poop is chad's yogurt

>You lie alone in your bed
>Chad smiles 'cause she gives him head

>you threw away your only chance
>Chad makes her so happy, she wants to dance

you listen to emo songs,
when its time to clean your bongs.

> You love girls from two dimensions.
> She loves Chad, craves his attention.

i listen to Bright Eyes.
Conor Oberst is probably old and fat now.

>You play vidya and complain about lag
>While Chad makes her gag

she'll get old
as will chad
for this i'm glad
to be off this stage
no time left to be bad
i can feel the change and the show must go on.

>>25876922
>you write stupid memes
>chad fucks her ass

>>25882486
>There once was a girl from Marseille
>who always thought you were gay
>and you sat at home
>with noone to bone
>while Chad fucked her every day