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first time getting laid stories? 2016-01-19 17:35:00 Post No. 25869464
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Hello there I just wanted to share the string of random events that defined my first time
>be me 18
>got two best friends lets call them Chadbro and Betabro
>invited to a newyears party with Chadbros friends
>4 hour drive
>fuck it ROADTRIP
>get to the place know nobody except Chadbro and Betabro
>about 20 people only 3 grills
>this one guy lets call him Creep, seems especially bro
>get super wasted quick because only 3 grills
>do some blow with Chadbro to make up for it
>rest of the night is hazy so fastforward to half past 11
>chatting up grill lets call this one Hotty
>from chadbros class he had in fact just asked her to school dance
>didnt know
>start talking bout newyears being a fresh start
>have you made any mistakes this year Hotty?
>not really anon
>you just have time to make one
>she blushes feel alpha as fuck
>end up taking her to a room downstairs
>no lock Fuck it
>start making out.
>too drunk to remember much, had a hard time sticking it in
>eventually find the hole
>she says shes on the pill so going bareback
And this is where it starts getting fucked up
>creep starts acting creepy
>knocking on door occasionally looking in
>no problem its dark
>hear noice from adjorning bathroom find out the next day Chadbro had climbed in the window and knocked over something he says he was drunk and horny WTF
>creep even gets in a fight outside the door about who is next in line to fuck Hotty
>there was no line
>fastforward 1 hour
>cant cum too much blow
>we end up just stopping
>she says she wasnt on the pill anyways. WTF?
>go out of room
>chadbro shouts saying ive ruined everything
>im too fucked for this shit goes to bed
>wake up to everyone making jokes about all the incidents
>drive home with Chadbro and Betabro
>still bros
Next week I realized that this is forever gonna be my first time, and that sucked. Any similar stories of regret?
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>gf of about a year
>put my penis in her vagina
>feltgoodman.jpg
>broke up with me a week later
True story m8s no lie.
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If you have had sex you do not belong on this board. Fuck off
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>post on whisper complaining about being a 23 year old virgin
>girl sends pm
>exchange kiks and talk for a week
>take 16 year old prime teen pussy to hotel
>fuck her for 4 hours and cuddle/sleep
>meet most weekends
I eventually fuck shit up... kek
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Sounds like a great adventure. That being said, GTFO.
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fuck off normalffaggotscum
get the fuck off this fucking boardd
saged and hdiden
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>be me, 18
>arrive at airport to meet with online gf who is 24
>see her, hug her, hold hands
>be taking the buses back to her place
>I kiss her in le bus stop
>she starts rubbing my cock
>we get on the bus
>I finger her and start sucking my fingers
>we got on the wrong bus in the heat of the moment
>get blueballed after an hour of waiting on that shitty bus
>go back, undress, kiss
>I last so long because of the pain in my sack from being on that bus for like an hour, she gets upset, says "do you think I'm ugly?" because I can't cum
>we go out for sushi
>go back
>she s-s-s-s-s-suckin on my ding dong
>too busy suckin on a ding dong
>oh just like sister ray says
Was pretty great.
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>>25869542
That's not how it works, faggot. I didn't get laid til I was 20, yet I'm a cyborg who's felt all the feels of a robot and continues to feel some.
OP on the other hand is a complete fucking normie and newfag from the way he talks.
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>>25869464
Fuck off chad
original reply
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> nearly 1 year relationship
> she thinks I had sex before
> we masturbate each other often
> she says she wanna do it
> she gets on top
> I cum in less than a minute (in my defence we been fooling around for a while before it)
> i eventually tell her I was a virgin
> we're still together years after
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>>25869464
first time getting laid stories? sick
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;_;
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>Dating a girl
>she thinks Im a player
>my birthday is coming up
>le "what are you getting for my bday meme"
>anything you like anon ;)
>a week before I turn 21 we fuck on her couch
>she swallows my load
>happy birthday anon! Hope you liked it
>she later asks if I was a virgin at the time
>didnt care, she became my gf
We are now on our first month
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>>25870163
kekkidy kek
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>>25870163
Them feels bruh
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