In Kindergarten they had us read this book.
I was a child of foreign parents and didn't understand American culture at all. I'm 5 years old and just read this book.
I don't have many friends in school so I go around asking kids on the playground "Do you want to be my friend?"
And my teachers pull me aside and tell me to stop doing it because it's weird and that's not how you make friends.
Motherfuckers, why did you have us read the book if you didn't want us to take a lesson from it?
>>25867915
>5 years old
>ask another kid if he wants to be friends
>yes
>best friends for all elementary but went our separate ways in middle school
worked for me ;^)I am not a burger tho
>>25867963
Glad it worked out for you at least.
Anyone else here ever get set up like I did in the OP though?
I also remember hearing all this "be yourself" crap on kid's shows, and in school the adults always went on and on about it.
But then every time I did my own unconventional thing, both the other kids and the adults would shit all over me.
So why the fuck did you tell me to "be myself" if you're going to be an ass to me about it?
Another thing was "just ignore the bullies". I ignored them and they still kept fucking with me. That's not exactly a setup but it is bad advice.
>>25868084
>not knowing since really young age that b urself is a meme
Its a lot of bullshit but if the grownups didn't say that they would be destroying little kids innocence.
Plus b urself works for the majority of people because " b urself " means conform to our rules and etiquette
Just another victim of our useless platitudes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftIYjUad79s
>>25868084
Be yourself has always meant " slightly strange but normie approved behaviour"
I never knew how to make friends any other way when i was a kid and it was never a problem because it worked every time. Americans are fucking weird
>>25867963
Worked for me until middle school as well. That's when they all realized I was an autistic loser and they ditched me
>>25868681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0-FjeBVzuM
>>25867915
I think that works for a lot of 5 years old. Just go back to where you came from
>read pua books
>try to get good with girls
>bringing out all the techniques
>beastmode woo opener with some light negging on some HB7s
>transition into the entertain me with my back to the wall
>going hard on the kino
>jealous HB5 calls security
>blown out of my set and AMOGed by security guard
>questioned by police for harassment and threatening behaviour
>>25868226
I really got my groove on to this video, thanks anon!
>>25869048
Lol I don't know what any of that means
Met my best friend in the 2nd grade. We got into a fight at recess and both got in trouble, but then we both kinda respected each other after that and we were best friends through grade school. I still hang out with him too, he's a fucking bro.
TL;DR-get into fights as a child and you'll meet lifelong friends.
>>25869048
Literally what the fuck does any of that mean desu senpai
Thank god I am not American.
>>25869048
you're so much of a faggot that you "neg" and label people with codenames? HAHAHAHA.
Maybe you should consider a security job or a POI job, not trying to pick up drunk girls (or dudes...you ARE a faggot).