>Anon I DARE you to sniff our butts.

>>25867013

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRT-bapppppppfffft

>CLEAN THE MICROWAVE INSTEAD OF DOING THIS WEIRD SHIT, I CAN'T PREPARE MY TENDIES LIKE THAT

There is someone from here who would actually do it. Pathetic.

>played truth or dare a couple times when 15
>most fun I ever had
>adults just get drunk and exchange money for sex. Its sad

>>25867042
>he wouldn't
How does it feel being a poofter?

No thanks, I don't like smelling the dried semen of hundreds of different guys.

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right.. sniff.

surprise fuck them

>>25867052
>showing how much betafag you are

>>25867013
faces pls

>>25867013
Uh, where are their penises?

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>>25867013
>this will never, ever happen to you in 100 years.

>>25867330
theres nothing special about buttholes

>not sniffing them and eating them out

>>25867413
>not sniffing them WHILE eating them out

>>25867412
>Implying it's the buttholes and not the situation

>>25867443
>not jacking off while they giggle and laugh at you for being so enthusiastic

>>25867236
>Uh, where are their penises?
This is the only question worth asking

>>25867457
>implying there's anything special about the situation

>>25868002

>Implying cute, naked girls hang out with you and spread their cheeks for you on the reg

>>25867013
Clean your fucking room first, whores

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>>25867412
>overexposure to porn made me stop caring about vaginas
>start preferring the more elusive butthole
>mfw i'm now starting to get bored of looking at buttholes

>>25867072
Hello, how are you doing?

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Wanna smell my butt, anon :3?

>>25869948

I have never felt more heterosexual in my life than just now.

>>25867036
>tendies
>not sardines

>>25870042

>Current year

>Eating animal carcasses

>>25869948
looks turkish