Kissless Virgin Feels Thread

And yet, I can still post here...
Enjoy the bump.

>>25855681
>tfw I know who this is
>tfw I used to save her pics and repost them on other boards
>tfw she found out and tracked me down in the middle of a thread on /mu/
fun times

>>25855681

>tfw fuck my 8/10 gf every week
>tfw been dating for three years
>tfw probably getting married in 3 - 5 years
feelsgood.jpg

Want a girl OP? Just talk to one. The first 100 will probably turn you down, but mathematically speaking the more women you try to talk to the more probable you are to find a girl who will talk to you.

I have female friends on normiebook but I've never socialized with a woman outside of academic or professional settings. Level 25 here, do I count?

>>25855827
get the fuck off this board normalscum.

Who /wizard-in-training/ here?

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>>25855852


umad virgin? jelly you'll never have a cock this big?

>>25855681
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
Can't even get the most basic one because they're disgusted by me.

>>25855681
disturbing face that girl
why I like girls with long faces and jew noses.

>>25855892
My cock is actually about the same length and thicker than this. Not that a woman has ever seen it, but the point stands.

It takes a special kind of pathetic to come into a thread designated for kissless male virgins to brag about your sexual prowess.

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>>25855794
like diss?

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>>25855794
Do you have any more of her pics? Post them here, please.

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Funny how you think that getting a girl is going to solve all your problems. Whatever issues you are dealing with e.g. NEET, depression, anxiety just become 1000x worse with a GF.

>But...but muh sex

Yeah enjoy doing everything for the girl while she gets to lie there doing absolutely nothing. I'd rather just get myself off desu. Had sex 5 mins ago, didn't get to cum.

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>>25855967
heres one for you friendo

>mfw she lives two hours away from me

Can I post if I'm a virgin who has kissed a girl and women in general find interest in me?

I find myself very ugly and think I'll never have a child or wife, please can I post here OP?

>>25855993
Can you just make this into a dump thread? It's not like she'd ever find out.

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>>25855953
you're in luck pham

i hadn't dumped them from the recycle bin yet

the threads i'm referencing btw:
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S47382300#p47383491
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S47516339

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>>25856163
how can 1 girl be so attractive? She used to plague /soc/.

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i have but a few more in my folder

>>25856099
>>25856128
>>25856163
>>25856176
>Disgusting make-up
>Doesn't actually have blue eyes
Yeah, actually, nevermind.

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>>25856187
>used to
so i guess you still lurk there?
why do that to yourself m8

>>25856187
why are normies like her so prevalent on /soc/? what the fuck lures them to such a place?

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I'd fuck her. She's sort of cute.

>>25856239
Honestly I have NO idea what possibly brings people to /soc/. They are their own world. Its a containment board derived from penis threads on /b/. It blows my mind that people actually post there are total normies.

>>25856225
I like to look at cute girls who post. Got a problem? I also use it for the random pick-me-ups and blog posting. Rather not shit up r9k if I can help it.

>>25856261
its not a matter of would "you fuck her" its always "would she fuck me". God I just like looking at this girl. Shes totally fucking nuts though.

Does getting raped by a girl count
>inb4 dream come true
No, it wasn't, and now I avoid stacies like the plague
>tfw aspie
A disgusting whore took my virginity and I hated every second of it, I was drugged up and an alcohol.

>>25856385
Sounds like you adhere to the tumblr definition of rape.

>>25855681
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a female friend

But only as a kid.

>>25855827
Mathematically speaking if you have 0% chance of winning no matter how many time you try it's still gonna stay 0%

>>25855953
she's kind of ugly

>tfw her life is still infinitely easier than yours

>>25856403
No I adhere to the "someone laced my drink with a roofie and laughed about it later" and my campus authority didn't believe me. I was questioning whether I was homosexual but realized I like the IDEA of sexual contact with a girl but the actual ACT for some reason disgusts me.

I drank half a solo cup of beer and the next thing I knew my entire body felt beyond heavy, couldn't really feel much, knew I was hard at one point but couldn't feel the sensation. She tried to blow me, then sloppily put a condom on, rode me for a bit while the Lion king played in the background.

I have an autistic tendency to watch generic animated disney movies while drunk or high on something. Was going to smoke a little that night when she invited me for a drink and the next thing I knew bam.

The most I've had to drink was 4 shots of smirnoff, three beers, 4 oz capt jacks spiced rum, 2 shots of tequila, all within an hour on an empty stomach. Ended up ruining the night for everyone else. But I was sober the night it happened, until I drank some beer from the cup.

The tumblr definition would be "I had sex with this girl while I was kinda drunk and regret it, its rape then".

>>25855949

pics or it isn't true

>>25856539
Tryna see another guys cock are we, sempai?

>>25855892
eww cut dicks are gross

>>25856510
>I was questioning whether I was homosexual but realized I like the IDEA of sexual contact with a girl but the actual ACT for some reason disgusts me.
Same here, man. I will never have sex. I despise and mistrust women. I've had dreams about sex that woke me up by turning on my gag reflex.

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>>25856578

yes

original comment original as fuck

What's it like having sex? Is it better than jerking off?

>>25856650
Are you inferring with pic related that I am underage because I don't want this to turn into a thread full of dick pics?

>>25856690


no i just like this picture

original commentss

What's your favorite anime kissless virgins? I like Ichigo Mashimaro.

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>>25855681
Locked on all accounts

>>25856683
Read the fucking subject. This is not the place for asking advice on sex.

>>25856683
gr8 b m8 NOW FUCK OFF NIGGER

>>25856631


im uncut

original ommment

bump

orignality 4 lyfe

>>25856631
anti-semite

>>25855892
>having a landline
>in 2016
Wew laddy

>>25855681
>Enjoyed the company of females

Reading this made me laugh good job.

>>25855794
she gets posted on the regs