Things you would do with Adolf Hitler. >Hide in a bush near

>>25853940

try to restore his foreskin

>>25853940
Bash his skull in with a shovel.

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Smoke a doobie and talk about Mein Kampf.

>>25853969
that's mean. what did he ever do to you?

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>>25854008
my grandfather died in Leningrad

>>25853956
this would be a good fanfiction desu

Bareback anal sex

>>25854055

>"hold still Adolf, im gonna try to pull it so it stretches out a bit. let me know if it hurts and i'll stop ok?"

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Get baked with him. Then ask him how his stutter developed (I said "glass of juice" not "gas the Jews!")

>>25853940
Find all the blonde Chads that picked on me and force him to anal fuck em all with aids since he loves them so much

Then force him to eat a steak

>Sneak out at night to throw rocks at the Jewish shop's windows

I'd like to play Need for Speed Hot Pursuit on PS2 with him.

depends at what age, as he might have me shot
I like to think he'd consider me one of the "good jews" he mentioned sometimes

Drive by and knock over the jews' mailboxes

>>25853940
I'd help him improve his painting skills and make sure he achieves his dream of getting into art school

and killing all the jews

>In 1938, Kubizek was hired by the Nazi Party to write two short propaganda booklets called Reminiscences about his youth with Hitler. In one episode, Kubizek said that Hitler had a great love for a girl named "Stefanie" and wrote her many love poems but never sent them. Hitler biographer John Toland noted that when Stefanie learned she had been an early object of Hitler's affection, she was stunned.

Was Hitler a robot?

>>25854037
your grandfather was a disgusting red

Re-enact the night of broken glass, Crystallnacht.

>>25856608
>was hitler a robot

He was a KV well onto his late 20s, and always hated women. At public events and rallies, he'd push women away when they tried to kiss him, half-laughing it off. It also helps that his oneitis as a boy was a Jewish girl.

>>25853940
Kill 20 million commies

>>25856733
>Despite her Jewish-sounding surname, Stefanie was not Jewish.