Why don't you just get a receding-hairline gf?

>>25845093
That's obviously a trap.

>>25845132
And the problem is?

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>>25845093
Because mystery already has a bf

>>25845093
>Why don't you just get a receding-hairline gf?
Because they wouldn't want me either.

>tfw all people in my family have luscious hair and even my grandpa still has a great hairline
Feels good man

>>25845164
Traps are gay and I'm not.

>>25845269
Actually traps are a heterosexual fetish bro.

>>25845336
This. Why do people think gays are attracted to femininity?

>tfw bald guy
>tfw still thankful I'm not a balding girl

Although it's socially acceptable for girls to wear wigs.

>>25846864
Just get a good wig and don't tell people.

>>25846864
Just shave that shot and go full trans-lesbo.
It's what Buddha wants.