answer honestly. /r9k/, when did you lose your virginity?

April 17 2015

>>25842430
5 years ago. havent seen pussy since

when i was 16, so 5 years ago

>>25842430
way back in 2077

>>25842430
when i was 8 wit my cousin

when i was 21 but i always told people it was when i was 16 and they believed me

>>25842430
September 22, 2014.

late in may 2008 when i had just turned 17

Age 17 back in 2012

>>25842596
>be me
>late at night
>holidays
>playing dare
>i dare her to show me her vag
>she dares me to show peni
>get hard
>i dare her to put it in
>it goes in
>winrar
>sweating
>humping very quietly for a few secs
>blow load inside
>both haven't hit puberty
>no prego

When I was 18 to a prostitute

A few months before my 20th birthday to Haburashi. Kind of regret it.

March 12th 2035

if my intuition serves me correctly.

It doesn't look like a fun time though.

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22 and still haven't

February of last year I met with some woman who posted for a casual encounter on Craigslist .
I couldn't keep an erection , but I did manage to put it in her vagina for a few seconds when I realized I had no idea what to do next so we decided to just pretend the night never happened. Does that count or am I still 2 months away from wizardhood?

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>>25844211
As an apprentice myself I'd say it counts as sex.

when i was 19

I was dating a girl for like 3 or 4 months. I was giving her a full body massage with coconut oil. It was fine and I was walking towards the door to turn on the light when she was like "Hey... Come here..." Honestly I knew immediately. She had been with a few guys before. Idgaf. I came in MAYBE 45 seconds.

Ahh memories. That was when I was 20 and had just moved out.

Over the holidays, my new gf took it from me.

>>25842430
when i was 18 but I lied to my first and said when I was 15 and now I just tell everyone 15 because I'm great at lying.

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This is a cruel meme, or a crueler truth

>>25842430

when I was 23. now I'm 28

>>25842754
>blow load
>haven't hit puberty

nigga wut ?

>>25842430
If you lost your virginity you dont belong here. I'm turbovirgin and i'm not very proud of it.

>18, decided to have a little summer adventure to celebrate my graduation
>I hitchhike to the coast, I have money and I'm clean and healthy but I slept on the beach because fuck it
>I stole a bike on the 4th of July, rode it to the big festival and stashed it
>talk to this thick qt who was a few inches taller than me, curly hair and glasses
>she's an 18 year old dutch girl who is working in the US as an au pair, seems geeky and she's genuinely surprised and flattered at the attention I was giving her
>we end up sitting next to each other on a rock, drinking wine and smoking cigarettes
>then we're kissing
>I grab her butt and struggle to pull her on top of me, she seems a bit self-conscious that she's too heavy for me and says "it's alright"
>she stands up and leans into me so my face is in her tits, holds my head there with her hand and says "you know, I've never had sex before"
>muffled response: "me neither"
>she laughs and says "it just never occurred to me to have sex, I guess. or maybe I was waiting for my scrawny american boy"
>pushes me off the rock into the sand, takes off her panties, lifts up her skirt and sits on my face
>I eat da pussy b0ss
>then she sits on my dick and bounces on it for a little while but I hurt her so we stopped
>one of the last things she said to me was "you're so tiny! xd"

muh dick

>>25842430
At 32. To a prostitute.

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When I was 17, four months before I turned 18, with a girl who was 25.

>>25842430
Three weeks before my seventeenth birthday.

>>25842430
never

and probably never will

just lol at you losers who aren't virgins and still browse r9k

>>25842430
>meme arrow

I didnt

I'm almost 20

>>25842430

August 2009 to a Russian exchange student. Fucked her at night on an empty golf course. I was 21 years old back then.
Best summer of my life.

>>25842430
>Be me, 20 y/o university student
>Studying in Hong Kong
>Want to go out to Japan for research
>Contact Japanese teacher who used to teach me in high school
>She invites me to stay
>We get close
>I return to Hong Kong for finals but we decide to stay in touch
>When I get back to Britain, she says she wants to visit
>Comes and stays with me for a couple of weeks
>We decide to start dating after she gets back to Japan
>4 weeks later she's staying with me again
>We fucked like rabbits for 3 weeks before she went home again
>Broke up almost immediately after she got back to Japan

That was a couple of years ago now, but I still really miss her.

I lost mine on 2019 when sand niggers broke down my home and sodomized me and shot me.

5 years ago, when I was 24 years old.

When i was 16, so 2008. or 19 if you don't count lesbian sex.

>>25842430

>24
>Still a virgin
>People still consider virginity past age 18 to be a huge red flag

Last year to a hooker, before turning 19. It was boring but I'm glad I did it.

>>25842430
I was 18. Fall of 2014. Took a train to NJ to see some friends and my then on-and-off abusive partner for about a year. Partner split with me, I felt like the world was ending. Friends introduced me to a new friend of theirs who was very kind and charming. After spending about 3 days with him, I lost it to him on the floor of their living room half-way through Inglorious Basterds. After about a week, my abusive ex wanted back with me, calling on the phone, crying, all that shit. I went back for him. Dumped him and have never spoken to him again after several months, tried to get back in touch with the guy I lost my virginity to. I've sent him two lengthy apology letters over the last year. He hasn't responded. I understand that he probably never wants to hear from me again.

It's what I regret the most that I've done in my life.

>>25844437
Lol, you talking about skitz?

15 years old.

6'2" overly aggressive amazoness girl with a huge ass was desperate for a bf and started bullying the fuck out of me when we met as volunteer counselors at a kids summer camp.

I'm now 24 and we're getting married in December.

6 years ago, I was 15 years old, she was 15. We were dating for almost a year. She went and cheated a week or so before so I dumped her when I found out. She then got fat and is dating a nigger (logical progression).

At the age of twenty to somebody I'd known for eight years.
It's been four years since and we're still going strong.
Feels comfy.

>>25842430
Late 2013
OriginalcommentdesusenpaiBloxplox

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>>25844126
feels good tbqh