Can we get You Rage/You Lose going?
>>25830625
What do you care if other people are cringy dumbfucks? Smugness and an undeserved feeling of superiority is a sign of weakness.
If you want to rage, rage against yourself, because only you is to be critizised by yourself.
I actually knew a girl who pretended to be happy and vivacious when she was actually very sad. She decided to confide in me but I cut contact after two weeks. Talking to her was a drag.
Nothing makes me rage more than normiebook shitposting.
>>25831193
>ugly
>fat
>has a black kid
why would anyone ever step down to that?
>>25831155
>tfw i have no qt sad girl to share my sadness with
>>25831258
>can't handle a real woman detected
>>25831155
Same as >>25831349
I just wanna have a gf I can mope around with.
Shame depressed qt's turn into sluts because of depression. Can't blame them, though. Making best of this to some extent.
>>25831349
She wasn't interested in hearing anything I had to say she just wanted me to listen to her whinge endlessly.
I have a folder specifically for tumblr dumbfuckery.
>>25831479
I had one too. Lost all my shit because computer crashed. Mine dumping so I can fill up?
>>25831418
If anything good has come from normies willingly putting their entire lives on kikebook, it's that it's made it easier to detect coalburners.
>>25831193
I can't believe she got fucked once.
>old
>rosacea
>shit hair
beyond the obvious.
>>25831514
I got you bro. Just gotta keep coming up with original messages.
>>25830625
is it edgy to legitimately think that though? I'm a pretty sad dude inside but I don't just mope around all the time because no one wants any of that shit. Obviously I don't post shit like OP's pic, in fact I don't talk about it at all. Am I still an edgelord?
>>25831550
Some of this isn't so much "rage" as "haha roasty got roasted".
>>25831550
Though I'd love some women rage. Have any of that? Hit's closer to home than general left wing faggotry does.
>>25831597
The entire cringe is that she posted "I'm just faking being happy".
>>25831614
What do you mean by "women rage" exactly?
>>25831684
I have nothing interesting to say.
>>25831748
Something about being smothered under a hundred pounds of constant pressure for nine months apparently isn't good for fetuses.
>>25831781
You cringe and then you smile.
>>25831605
This one is fantastic
>group work with females in classes
with minority females it's always dogshit experience, no exception. if you get the tryhard nerdy white girls it can be ok.
>>25831469
Yep. Sad bitches just want to talk about themselves constantly and usually people have shitty reasons for their woe is me bullshit
>>25831816
I'm watching King of Queens.
>>25831605
That's fucking great.
>>25831877
Lesbians are dying out. Now all we have is obese "men" with tits and acne in plaid button-ups.
>>25831919
This one's a classic.
>>25831949
Karl's a fucking hero.
>>25831977
You guys know this, but remember: if you're drunk, and she's drunk, and the two of you consent to bang, you're a rapist.
>>25832002
If I had a soul, I'd be sad to hear about the sweat shop workers, but I don't, so I'm delighted by the entire situation.
>>25832045
I have a lot of questions about this woman's life.
>>25831479
I've actually known someone like this. Its fucking disgusting to deal with.
>>25832067
He's still a wanker.
>>25832084
Pointing out that no one's doing anything isn't doing something, and neither is pointing out that pointing out that nobody's doing anything is doing something, so.
>>25830625
someone take care of me because i was in the military.........cry cry cry
>>25831816
jesus, what a strong person to have a healthy outlook after being held captive for 10 years
>>25832131
This probably isn't real, but it's pretty funny either way.
>>25832084
>doesn't like boss (who does?)
>vents online
>faux-alpha normie boss waves his kike dick around
My God. Social media is personal, now Jewgle and Kikebook are going to give all your data to your employer and your boss will stalk your posts. What someone says or writes outside of work shouldn't affect their job. This boss actually sounds like a wanker if he's willing to sack someone because he's personally offended by a facebook post. Sacking someone over Facebook is also amusing, I'm sure he can't actually do that.
>>25831816
Damn, I wish I had her willpower. What a person!
>>25832206
What do they say instead of "American"? Are they mad because of the US of America/North America/South America thing?
>>25831155
>taking to her was a drag
THATS the exact reason she pretended to be happy when talking to people
she knows how her real feelings affect people
>>25832067
>God eat the queen
>>25832131
It may make me a fedora, but I love this shit. Normies are faced to deal with their impotence, their cognitive dissonance, and the fact that they are not a special snowflake and really don't matter. What do they do? Lash out at the guy who pointed it out, rather than do anything about it. Every goddamn time.
Then next week she'll watch a show on slacktivism on TV and start repeating literally every single thing that guy said, while not realizing that she is doing so.
>>25832252
I fucking hate people who "hashtag" shit in conversation.
>>25832252
I'm so glad my Uni isn't like that. Hell, one of my history professor joked that the Romans "raped Thrace thrice", and another casually opens the door during the lesson on Christianity, and yells about how "we're going to learn about Jesus today."
>>25832002
Fuck, I detest tumblrinas.
>>25832323
The idea that women do not have the agency to rape is obviously itself dehumanizing. I don't get these cunts who rationalize "equality" as "all of the benefits none of the responsibility".
>>25831550
No matter what economic class she's in she'll always be starving
>>25832388
I'm running low on really good shit.
>>25832131
reading this was so satisfying for some reason
based fucking Finley
>>25832252
>healthy
holy shit
>>25831877
>Calling someone fat is worse than calling them short
This absolutely grinds my gears, makes me fucking furious.
I had one friend try to claim this and when I asked how so, she never gave an answer.
>>25832422
I'm guessing this is more "feels" than anything for a lot of you guys.
>>25832442
For men, doublethink is an acquired taste. For women it's the default.
>>25831193
Lol, I'd rather give the plate to another nigger
>>25831550
Fucking kekked. What a fat delusional whore.
>>25832218
I love the part where he mentions how he is surprised she doesnt know he is gay.
>>25832442
Because if you're short, you can viably retort "it's not my fault", whereas fatty fats have no such defense. It's not nice to shoot an unarmed person (unless they started it).
>>25832535
This enrages the /co/mrade in me.
>>25832593It's actually satire, but you can rage anyway.
>>25832613
>a sticker with #ResistCapitalism written on it in sharpie
It works on so many levels
>>25832613
I heard the girl still watches/posts about Rick and Morty.
>>25832645
Agender homosexuals confuse the shit out of me, but asking for clarification is triggering, so I'll never know what it means.
>>25832634
officially mad
>>25832634
I didn't think this would make me mad
>>25832645
Rick and Morty is on now btw.
>>25832811
New season or old shit?
>>25832717
I don't remember what this is, but it has the word "gender" in it so it must be ragey.
>>25832852
The Swifty episode.
The new season isn't for a while.
>>25830748
Not OP but most of the people saying this things have a better life than me. They are just sad le depression :(:(. I have had pretty lows in my life but not once have I attention whored like that. Also if I would no one gives a fuck.
>>25832894
A unique brand of rage.
>>25832951
You guys like girls getting rejected, right?
>>25832951
Dude if that makes you made youre just a lame boner killer that looks hilarious
>>25832951
#TRENCHFOOT
Mr. Robot! Unmute me please!
>>25833001
This person's opinions are very wrong.
>>25833001
thx bby
thx bby
thx bby
>>25833009
Yeah, I'm running low and scouring my other folders.
This is more comical than rage inducing.
I'll post some
>>25833108
Kay, I'm out. I leave you with an INCREDIBLY satisfying read. Trust me, get to the end.
>>25832634
Fuck niggers. This comment is original because whoever posted it first wasn't so mad
>>25832422
6 MONTHS? I wouldn't have put up with it for more than a week. Foodbro was a real bro.
More? Perfect pic for a laugh
>>25831479
>>25831550
>>25831816
>>25831877
>>25831949
>>25832002
>>25832045
>>25832131
>>25832206
>>25832252
>>25832388
>>25832492
>>25832535
>>25832613
>>25832645
>>25833001
The only thing preventing me from buying an AR-15 and shooting up Slutwalk is the fact that all of these shits will have committed suicide by the age of thirty. We're all going to outlive them.
>>25833138
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
This is good one for me idk why
>>25830748
I think you might be reading too much into threads like these, anon. I think it's just to have a laugh? Maybe I don't get it. That said, I have no idea what is "rage" about OPs pic.
>>25832002
I CANT FUCKING DO IT
HELP ME GUYS
FUCK TUMBLR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25831816
I want to shake this womans hand
>>25832248
Is this sarcasm? I'm sure you'd also last 10 years of torture.
>>25830625
Why would you want to be mad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_ZpRiHr9Ds
>>25833640
what? I dont understand this one
>>25832634
>dude getting stabbed
Christ can all black people just be executed
>>25833671
Cisscum ableist
>>25833671
The old portrait is from when she was he.
>>25831155
I don't blame you at all. I talked to a girl who didn't pretend to be happy or any of that shit, but she wanted to talk allll about how miserable she was. I try to redirect the conversation at literally anything else and she starts ignoring me. Chicks like that are fuckin' annoying.
>>25833640
I prefer the edits of this comic. Makes more sense.
>>25833138
Hahahahahaha oh fuck thats awesome
>>25833181
Thanks for that, when was this?
this one is a goodie
>>25833110
In high school I had a friend that always carried around pads and he got laid constantly.
>>25833811
I guess the two must be correlated.
You know what to do.
>>25833138
9 or 10 years on 4chan and this has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen here. I can't believe I've never seen it before.
>>25831977
Hell0 hello 0riginal commento
found this today. orgunil comt
>>25833811
hahahahaha suuuuuure nothing says fuck me like giving higyne products
>>25832067
I lose
orrrigginal commmento
>>25833324
Pls don't give the gun grabbers more ammunition, you kike
>>25832634
Why did you post this shit anon? fuck you
>>25834219
I think it's like a reliability thing, and he looked good too. Imagine how you'd feel if you were taking a final exam and your pencil broke. You think you're 100% fucked when a QT taps your shoulder and hands you a nice, crisp, sharp classic yellow #2 pencil with a smile on her face. I'd assume it'd be like that but with a period instead of a test.
>>25833181
>I always was, asshole
BEAT THE FUCK OUT BY A 13 YEAR OLD
>>25834432
indeed BTFO HARD
>>25834163
This remind me of high school.
Cliches are very powerful.
With a bunch of guys on a sports team, these fads spread fast.
They get ridiculous, but because these guys are still fit, and none of them really stand out with their stupid fads, they still seem to get the girls.
>>25830625
why is OP's pic ragey? the biggest problem you guys have here is no gf, which isn't even an issue if you're not autistic.
>>25834163
Wait it's NOT meant ironically?
>>25831605
Does anybody else have stuff like this where the guy shuts down the conceited women who thinks he is hitting on her?
originality abounds
>>25832002
>getting this rustled over what are mostly fakes
Sadvaporwavebabe has been confirmed as a troll. Like they admitted it. Also if you've been on tumblr long enough, you can start to tell what's fake and what isn't. Usually stuff tagged with "otherkin" is mostly fake.
>what is confirmation bias
zippidy doo-dah, zippidy doo-dah
>>25834710
no. those are just the type of people who's life advise to you would be to "be yourself" pretty much the typical normie advice for overcoming social awkwardness. it is infuriating because they are so similar and unoriginal. they follow their own advice less than us robots already do.
BLEZINSKl
>>25833181
>I was born in the wrong generation
>I wish I was born in the peak of the punk movement
"Just out of curiosity, do you like the Clash or the Dead Kennedys?"
>"No and no"
HHNNNNNNNNGGGGGG.
The is the first time I've ever been angry at kids for misunderstanding my generation completely.
I'm getting old. I feel it. Kids think everything was sunshine and rainbows when I was a teenager. The punk movement was just a cringey teenager thing, and it wasn't even that big. Punks were never cool. Where are they even getting that idea.
>>25834831
If all you have to do to make friend and be happy is comform, doesn't that sound easy?
>>25834939
>>25834939
because I couldn't be happy pretending to be someone I am not. that is what is so infuriating about the whole thing. you need to be fake and/or stupid to fit in with everybody, all the fake /stupid people all believe the lie that they are popular because they be themselves.
I guess not all of them are fake and stupid, but a ton of them. and everybody that tells you that the key to life is to be yourself is definitely fake or stupid.
>>25831597
no. the reason that it is cringeworthy is because they are publicly saying that they are sad and are trying to hide it from people. they are saying something for sympathy while in doing so are doing the exact opposite of what the picture is saying.
>>25834163
Shit was taken at a high school in my area lol. It's actually the most upper class white school in suburban Houston. All kids there dress like that
>>25833181
shiiiiiiiiit BTFO BITCHES, WHAT NOW.
I'm pretty sure I had a similar argument under a similar context at ~the same age, but in person.it ended nowhere near as satisfyingly
>>25835135
Just act one way, and be something else. It's not a hard thing to do
>>25833110
Doublepad Dave
>>25831469
>wasn't interested in hearing anything I had to say she just wanted me to listen to her whinge endlessly
So like /r9k/?
>>25834899
Because they aren't talking about real punk, they are talking about the commercial pop punk that was popular during the early to mid 2000's. Green Day and Blink 182 were played just as much Britney Spears and boybands, requested on TRL and shit.
Honestly, the whole picture makes me cringe. I cringe at the kids who think that the commercial punk I grew up with wasn't real punk, I cringe at the kid who, while right about how classic punk was about being an outcast, doesn't seem to grasp that they were talking about 00's punk which was cool amongst the popular kids, I cringe at the kid running to 4chan to save him, and I cringe at everyone treating him like he "won" by sicing /b/ on his classmates.
>>25832422
im so glad for that happy ending
>>25832218
Social media is serious normie business and has been for the last few years, why do you think people always tell you to not put stupid shit up your facebook because future employers will be able to see that and not hire you? When you insult your boss on a public website to people who know where you work, that reflects badly on the business, so it's completely logical to get fired. Now fuck off normalfag piece of shit.
>>25830748
Why would you post Nietzsche with that comment?
Did you misunderstand life-affirmation? Or are you just trying to seem smart and, in doing so, projecting your smugness?