WARNING TO NORMIES

If you have the mental strengh to make a thread. Plus with such a huge paragraph. Then you are a normie. GET OUT

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Op why don't you go get laid or something haha fucking fag.

Fuck off OP, some of those apply to me but I'm a dirty fucking hobo. I'm as far from a normie as one can be at this point.

>>25815855
You must be baiting. Only an autist would type all that out

>has Internet
>calls himself a robot
YOU'RE ALL NORMIES

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So drinking tea makes someone a normie?

get out you fucking frog faggot. You don't get to decide who is and who isn't a robot, especially not by tailor-making arbitrary requirements to match your own pitiful circumstance. Hell, I am 100% certain that YOU don't even meet those spergo-mode criteria.

>tfw I meet 17/21 of the criteria listed.
>tfw I just browse here to make raise my self esteem and make my mediocre life look good in comparison
>tfw I don't know what tfw stands for, I just see it alot on here so I write it too.

>>25815797
You are literally a sub human POS if all of these criteria apply to you, kill yourself

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>>25816014
>tfw don't have a pepe that is smug enough to react to your post

what if you're female but dont do any of the other things

I'm a normalfag and I will always post and browse r9k. Suck it (;

>>25815797
>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
lol you poor bastard. Why don't you ask Mum for another pair if you're that worried about it.

>Has more than 6 contacts in his phone
they're all fucking family, asshole
Nonna, uncle, aunt, 3 cousins, mum
fuck you, Chad normies slut fuck my tits I really need a gf I have self esteem issues oh pls help me r9k it's happening again

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>>25816130
Will this one suit your needs, frogbot?

r9k is normalfag garbage now

>>25815797

>lotr
>skimming the surface of fantansy

TOP KEK. HBO series for the Silmarillion when?

>>25816001
if you are an autist you do not belong here. autists have obsessions. you can't be a robot if you do anything for an extended length of time.

>>25815797
>doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans

Is that even a thing? Give some examples

>>25815797
Wizchan is for that.

Daily reminder that frogposters are part of the problem

14/21

what you going to do about it, you loser?

>>25815797
when are you and retards like you finally going to figure out you can't make someone leave?

My name is Chad Thundercock, I plow pussy on a daily basis and I come to this board to laugh at seprgs like you to boost my already enormous ego, make me leave faggot.

I'm waiting.

What the hell are autism shoes/jeans?

>>25815797
I'm literally all of these except I don't listen to chart music, lol.

>>25817526
They just out of style clothes. Do not talk about those nigger memes.

>EVER had a paying job
Yes.
>had work experience
Yes.
>had a job interview go well
Yes.
>has more than 6 contacts in his phone
Yes.
>female
No.
>regularly contacts a female outside family
Yes.
>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
Yes.
>doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans
No.
>does not live with their parents
Yes.
>does not piss in the sink/into bottles
Yes.
>has a car/driving license
No.
>has any form of social circle
Yes.
>has any forms of social media
Yes.
>lost their virginity
Yes.
>unironically listens to chart music
No.
>skims the surface of sci-fi/fantasy (lotr, got, star wars) but delves no further
No.
> have socialised outside a family member in the past year
Yes.
>is in uni or college
Yes.
>has received a usable qualification from third level education
Yes.
> has any useful skills
Yes.
>addiction to coffee/tea/weed
Yes.

Now MAKE me leave you spermsucking nigger.

so you have to be like this guy to post here?

https://youtu.be/jcifngvnh54?t=9m56s

>>25816179
post pics and then get yelled at

>>25815797
Hi wizzardchan
I almost made it to half of the list. I'm very proud of myself

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>EVER had a paying job
Yes.
>had work experience
Yes.
>had a job interview go well
Yes.
>has more than 6 contacts in his phone
Yes.
>female
No.
>regularly contacts a female outside family
Yes.
>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
No.
>doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans
No.
>does not live with their parents
Yes.
>does not piss in the sink/into bottles
Yes, what the fuck.
>has a car/driving license
Yes
>has any form of social circle
Yes.
>has any forms of social media
No.
>lost their virginity
Yes.
>unironically listens to chart music
No.
>skims the surface of sci-fi/fantasy (lotr, got, star wars) but delves no further
No.
> have socialised outside a family member in the past year
Yes.
>is in uni or college
No, already graduated.
>has received a usable qualification from third level education
Yes.
> has any useful skills
Yes.
>addiction to coffee/tea/weed
R-Red Bull count?

Deal with it faggot.

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>>25815797
>be me
>have paying job
>have 14 years work experience
>have 86 contacts in phone
>have female
>contacts said female
>have 50 pairs of pants
>owns rockport shoes
>lives with wife in paid condo
>actually uses the toilet for pissing
>have 2 cars
>leader of baseball club
>has fb and snapchat
>lost virginity to 6 women
>love chart music
>saw my first star war a month ago
>went to uni
>loves tea
>can make robots


should i leave?

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x EVER had a paying job
x had work experience
had a job interview go well
x has more than 6 contacts in his phone
female
regularly contacts a female outside family
has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans
does not live with their parents
does not piss in the sink/into bottles
x has a car/driving license
has any form of social circle
has any forms of social media
x lost their virginity
unironically listens to chart music
skims the surface of sci-fi/fantasy (lotr, got, star wars) but delves no further
have socialised outside a family member in the past year
is in uni or college
has received a usable qualification from third level education
has any useful skills
x addiction to coffee/tea/weed

>>25815797
i don't own a pair of autism shoes/jeans ive been wearing the same 2 pants for the past 3 years

Wageslaves can be robots OP you NEET fuck

>>25815797
>implying anybody can live like that
>let alone robots

wew lad

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>>25816130
Have this amigo

Oc

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>>25815797
>EVER had a paying job
yes
>had work experience
y
>had a job interview go well
no but they hire me
>has more than 6 contacts in his phone
yes but only beause of work. I only have 1 friend number in phone beside work in phone.
>female
nope
>regularly contacts a female outside family
nope
>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
no
>doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans
I thing I had some
>does not live with their parents
Live only with father but he got malignancy cancer so I gonna be alone soon :(
>does not piss in the sink/into bottles
I do always that
>has a car/driving license
car+license
>has any form of social circle
nope
>has any forms of social media
FB
>lost their virginity
nope
>unironically listens to chart music
nope
>skims the surface of sci-fi/fantasy (lotr, got, star wars) but delves no further
nope I go further
> have socialised outside a family member in the past year
yes
>is in uni or college
never been
>has received a usable qualification from third level education
nope
> has any useful skills
nope
>addiction to coffee/tea/weed
nope

Im just 27 years old cyborg in a country WITHOUT meme NEETbux so I have 2 work
How can I be normie? I head many times im different. I still have low lvl social anxiety.

>>25815797
>>EVER had a paying job
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
>yes
>I wear running shoes everywhere if that counts?
>no - I do
>yes
>Eh...
>Yes
>Yes
>Rarely
>Fuck off I don't read it
>Yes
>Just out
>Yes
>Loads
>No

Damn it feels good to be a normie.

>EVER had a paying job
short time but yeah.
>had work experience
this kind seems redundant after the first one
>had a job interview go well
this seems extremely redundant now.
>has more than 6 contacts in his phone
I don't have a phone
>female
really? get flack because I don't have a dick?
>regularly contacts a female outside family
I have one friend whos a girl that I see like once a month
>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
this seems strange NOT to have. you ultra poor?
>doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans
the hell are autism jeans?
>does not live with their parents
guilty. I live in their basement
>does not piss in the sink/into bottles
its harder to do than to just get up and go to the bathroom thats 6 feet away from my room
>has a car/driving license
I have a licenese but haven't drove in like 3 years
>has any form of social circle
Five friends! yay I'm popular
>has any forms of social media
I gave up on that years ago.
>lost their virginity
I did it with another girl once. that count?
>unironically listens to chart music
that stuffs bad.
>skims the surface of sci-fi/fantasy (lotr, got, star wars) but delves no further
I've watched every episode of TNG, original series and voyager.
> have socialised outside a family member in the past year
thats like not leaving your house ever? people do that?
>is in uni or college
I'm a bum
>has received a usable qualification from third level education
I don't even know what this means
> has any useful skills
I can read.
>addiction to coffee/tea/weed
coffee and tea are the best.


Do I get a cookie or somthing?

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>>25820867
19/21. Already graduated college, and am not a female. As the cute frog says: feels good man

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>>25821075
>the hell are autism jeans?

like this senpai

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I come here to see pathetic faggots like op whine about stupid shit instead of getting their act together. And also edgelords who worship that halfchink faggot Elliot.

>exists
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25815797
I seriously don't meet any of those criterias and it almost worries me how little I care about that.
I even pee in the sink and I'm delusional enough to genuinely believe that I can turn my life around and become a normie in just a week if I really applied myself so idgaf how deep I dig my shithole

>>25815797
>is a museum paleontologist
>in paleontology
>never really done one
>family all
>male
>one,never fucked her,never will
>no
>owns some
>lives on his own,abroad
>my shitty two-room`s toilet`s close enough
>does not own non-model vehicles
>has friends,but distanced
>facebook
>no,never will
>fuck that shit,j-pop from the nineties is better
>goes extremely deep,once he finds he likes
>has socialised with a non-family member
>graduated uni
>works at museum with paleontology degree
>is telling you what theropod that vertebra`s from a useful skill
>hard monster addiction

>>25821075
Being a female means you are automatically a normie, I'm sorry. I will label you as such until you prove that have downs or are a burn victim.

I've been posting here for years.

>I work once a week for like 5 hours.
>I have a lot of randoms who I'll never hit up again
>Male
>Nope
>Don't own pants
>I don't own any jeans, shorts year round ftw
>I liev with mummi
>Occasionally I'll pee into bottles
>I driev
>Nein
>niet
>once, almost 5 years ago
>European dubstep
>Nein
>Once in a while
>Part tiem student
>Nein
>I know how to masturbate
>Nope

>>25815797
>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
Damn! Only one to get me. Fucking Mother getting me four pairs of pants.
That really was the only one to get me.

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>>25815797
sorry OP, but this is the new /b/, just without all the tranny porn

>female
==yeah I belong here==
>does not piss in the sink/into bottles
depends on how long the trip is
>has any forms of social media
so that the NSA can spy on me?
>lost their virginity
not married
>addiction to coffee/tea/weed
I drink water.

so I fit some of the requirements

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>>25815797

>EVER had a paying job
Check
>had work experience
Check
>had a job interview go well
Well duh
>has more than 6 contacts in his phone
Well over 30
>female
Nope
>regularly contacts a female outside family
Well yeah I guess
>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
lmao. How does this have anything to do with anything?
>doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans
no clue what this even means
>does not live with their parents
I do, then again I'm only 19
>does not piss in the sink/into bottles
Yeah but who doesn't
>has a car/driving license
Nah
>has any form of social circle
Yeh
>has any forms of social media
Yeh
>lost their virginity
Oh yes
>unironically listens to chart music
Fuck that shit though
>skims the surface of sci-fi/fantasy (lotr, got, star wars) but delves no further
I try to delve deeper
> have socialised outside a family member in the past year
NO SHIT
>is in uni or college
gap year
>has received a usable qualification from third level education
nah
> has any useful skills
I'd say so

Jesus Christ OP, you must have a piss poor opinion of yourself. Get your head out of your arse and stop glorifying being such a useful piece of fucking shit

>slave morality tho

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>>25823748
Friendly reminder that this is what r9k is now. A bunch of 18-20 year old failed normie university babbies whose main problem in life is 'tfw no gf'.

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Its a public board dedicated to randomness. Current board culture and memes doesn't change shit.
I'll come on here and post and pick apart all your godawful worldviews all I want and there's nothing you can do but fume in cognitive dissonance.

>>25823879
You're saying that I'm a failed normie uni baby?

Damn son don't gotta be rude

I meet alot of theese criterias

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NORMIES gtfo and leave

This is a retarded and arbitrary list

A robot is about social competency, not whether not you've EVER had a paying job and all this other bullshit about piss bottles

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>>25815797
>>EVER had a paying job
>Yes.
>>had work experience
>Yes.
>>had a job interview go well
>Yes.
>>has more than 6 contacts in his phone
>Yes.
>>female
>No.
>>regularly contacts a female outside family
>Yes.
>>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
>No.
>>doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans
>No.
>>does not live with their parents
>Yes.
>>does not piss in the sink/into bottles
>Yes, what the fuck.
>>has a car/driving license
>Yes
>>has any form of social circle
>Yes.
>>has any forms of social media
>Yes.
>>lost their virginity
>Yes.
>>unironically listens to chart music
>No.
>>skims the surface of sci-fi/fantasy (lotr, got, star wars) but delves no further
>No.
>> have socialised outside a family member in the past year
>Yes.
>>is in uni or college
>No, already graduated.
>>has received a usable qualification from third level education
>Yes.
>> has any useful skills
>Yes.
>>addiction to coffee/tea/weed
>Yes

>>25823748
Dude I NEED more images like this with random people photoshopped with lego heads

Is this a thing? Please for the love of gob can someone find more

>>25815797
Kill yourself, loser

I know I'm a normie I just come to this board to make me feel better about my life ik that's pretty fucked up but seeing you guys fuck up the simplest things assures me that I'm not as bad as a fuck up as I think I am

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I'm actually none of those.
I've only sink pissed once though, but with that said I don't always toilet.
I prefer to either do it outside TbH

>>25825548
People like these should probably kill themselves, because chances are they're worse off than they think.

I come here to keep tabs on school shooting threats. I can tell my brother not to go to school.

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>EVER had a paying job
Nah, broke AF
>had work experience
No jobs here
>had a job interview go well
Never had a job
>has more than 6 contacts in his phone
That implies I own a telecommunications jew
>female
ROASTTIES RRRRREEEEEEEE
>regularly contacts a female outside family
Never
>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
I've got one pair of long jean shorts
>doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans
That's all my clothes.
>does not live with their parents
Parents with an S? No dad here
>does not piss in the sink/into bottles
I couldn't do bottles because I live with senpai, but I've done it in the sink a few times
>has a car/driving license
I wish, honestly
>has any form of social circle
Never ever
>has any forms of social media
Nope
>lost their virginity
That implies I ever would put my penis into a woman's obligation hole
>unironically listens to chart music
Nope
>skims the surface of sci-fi/fantasy (lotr, got, star wars) but delves no further
I'm gay for deep lore, so no
> have socialised outside a family member in the past year
Nah
>is in uni or college
Nope.
>has received a usable qualification from third level education
High school diploma?
> has any useful skills
I'm sure video games don't count here
>addiction to coffee/tea/weed
Nah

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>>25817661
>>25817571
>>25817881
>>25821007
>>25821075
>>25821562
>>25823748
>>25824834
After reviewing your reply we deem that the board known as "Reddit" is more appropriate for you.

Please leave at your earliest convenience.

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>>25826964
> >>25815797

>tfw you don't give a shit about anything OP posted

>kek at them thinking they're laying down the law

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>>25815797
>tea
>addicting

Mormon detected.

>>25815797
>does not piss in the sink

So that's who this board is for

>>25815797

This isn't your board. This isn't your haven. You have wizchan. Leave and don't come back here, you've abused and overstayed any welcome you ever had here.


ABNORMIES ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM R9K.

PLEASE LEAVE QUIETLY!

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>>25816454
>(;

lmaoLMASFLASMRO

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>>25815797
>EVER had a paying job
Have one now.
>had work experience
Had some, having some
>had a job interview go well
Diamonds.
>has more than 6 contacts in his phone
Escorts and Family
>female
Male.
>regularly contacts a female outside family
Naa.
>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
Who the fuck doesn't?
>doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans
hah. Not an autistic. ...I think
>does not live with their parents
I do.
>does not piss in the sink/into bottles
I do when I can't be bothered to leave my room. I also did it in uni because I dint want to bump into people as I was going to the toilet.
>has a car/driving license
Nope.
>has any form of social circle
Nope.
>has any forms of social media.
Nope.
>lost their virginity
To an escort.
>unironically listens to chart music
Yep.
>skims the surface of sci-fi/fantasy (lotr, got, star wars) but delves no further
Yep.
> have socialised outside a family member in the past year
At work/Uni.
>is in uni or college
Uni.
>has received a usable qualification from third level education
I suppose.
> has any useful skills
Not any that I can think of.
>addiction to coffee/tea/weed
Nome of that.

What the fuck am I? I seem to be caught between a normie and a robot. Help me.

>>25815797
So you wanna ban anyone over 12?

>>25827787
>I do when I can't be bothered to leave my room
If you really did this then ur a robot