>"I'm so glad we met, anon. You make me feel like

Thanks. It took me a long time to get this good at speedrunning Goldeneye. Do you want a turn? Why are you naked btw?

>>25811598
>t-thanks mom

>>25811644
gtfo normeh.

The correct answer is

>y . . .y . . .you t . . .too

oh god i want to fuck a milf so bad and make her call me mommy

A little too old desu

>>25811598
If her children are all grown up, then yeah, I'd date a milf.

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>>25812517
you want a milf to call you mommy?

>>25811598
please post more amateur milfs

>>25812517
>make her call me mommy

Wut?

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>>25812517
This is why I browse /r9k/ at 6:43am

>>25812564
>amateur milfs

kek

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i want to be a milf's fucktoy

>>25811618
lmaoblox

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>She will never call you a good boy after you cum inside her

I don't care that I'm a pathetic manchild, just give me a mommy gf.

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>>25812600
>>25812621
You should work harder to find one.
Took me about a month.
I'm 19.

95% of "milfs" look really bad once the clothes are off

they also only want handsome guys who last long

the competition for them is also a lot bigger

>>25812630
How does one find a mommy gf

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>>25812630
how did you do it senpai?

>>25812630
i'll bite
how'd you do it

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>>25812653
>>25812655
>>25812658
OKC, Have a good face, don't act like an autist or bring up sex in the chat, act mature. Live in, or around a big city.
You are all now disqualified

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>>25812677
Oh, right, dubs can't hurt either.

>>25812677
>or bring up sex in the chat, act mature

lmao you are a clueless moron, those women are horny af and want FUCKING and some young guy to make them feel young again, not some fedora serious faggot to act like a gentleman and make them look bad in public

>>25812696
You fail to realize that they get bombarded with Craigslist tier shit all the time you fucking idiot.

>>25812714
what kind of subhuman uses craiglist lol?

>>25812763
That's the point of comparison.
Anyway, obviously I meant don't bring it up as an opener, if she starts on the topic follow suit.

>>25811598
>Your mother should be very proud of you.

You fucking virgin. Nobody says this after sex no matter what age they are

>>25812807
OP baited for that exact response

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>>25812585
Im a time traveler but damn you missed some good posts at 6:16 am

>>25812870
Idiot. Have you heard about timezones?

>>25813066
What are those i thought i had fallen through somekind of wormhole

I really hope this is bait anon

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>>25811598
>living to please deprecated hookers one last time

this is just sad

>>25812780
>>25812763
I actually have fucked two milfs from Craiglist.

>>25811618
Goose plz

>>25811598
>tfw matched with a pretty hot milf on tinder
What the fuck do I do to fuck her?

>>25813162
I'm assuming this was a while back, or you live in a big city

>>25812630>>25813162

good boy, you know that you are worthless without pussy, abide by her

>>25813179
What in the fuck are you on about?

>>25813177
The first time was from a while ago but the second time was only September and yeah I live in a big city.

>>25812677
>have good face
>don't act like an autist
Well then...

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>>25813646
Got a problem with my advice?
You can't say it's not honest you fuckwit

>>25811598
Nice pancakes grandma.

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>>25811598
>You make me feel like a real woman again.

Youre welcome, Dad