>Roughly what percentage of people die a virgin?

Is that why my opinions about video games are so good?

Who /Top1%/ here?

>>25811012
I'm fine with it. Wizardry is an amazing achievement

I couldn't care less really. I will miss out on one more thing in life. If I wanted to experience new things I wouldn't be a shut-in. /thread

At some point I'll probably just pay a hooker to play my gf for a few nights

>>25811012
The same amount probably never try acid. I think I made the right decision.

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>>25811012
Who triggered her?

2D for life.

>>25811012
Sweet i'm going to be the best at something.

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>>25811012
>>25812490
This.
Waifuism is the way to go

>>25812490
>>25813553
How old are you ? 2D helps from 20 to 25 max but it loses efficiency over time.

if i die a virgin then i know it was my destiny. the sublime feeling of supreme achievement taking over my body would propel quickly into the most peaceful death.

i would welcome that death with my arms open and my eyes closed.
i can already see my fate poking through under the lining, if it can be true, i can be content no matter what because it's out of my hands.

What about bias? Many poeple might have loied, you know.

if you haven't lost kissless by 18 and virginity by 35 just go have sex with a hooker

>How does

It doesn't.

>>25813995
>implying I just want sex
i want to feel actually wanted by a woman.

Only way I'll die a virgin is by taking some roasties out with me, ER style.

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>>25813915
35y.o. anon reporting. 2D still works for me.

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>>25814053
Teach me your secrets, oh wise one. Seriously.

O-or else

>>25813995
this is the worst advice
clearly you don't understand anything

>>25811012
Sauce of that piture?

>>25814023
you missed the easiest chance in HS
go to a night club and go talk with women and ask their numbers now before it's too late

>>25811012
fells pretty special desu senpai

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>>25814098
Avoid eny personal development or growth. It doesn't matter how old you are on the outside. If you are happy with your childish ways or beleves, then nobody can tell you that "you are not living your life correctly".

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>>25814434
WHOOOOAH NELLY! You seem like you deserve an evolved pepe! Take your evolved pepe!!

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>>25814053
Who happens to be your waifu anon?

>>25814023
>i need pathetic ego boost to be happy

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>>25814513
It's Lilly.

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these threads, i swear
they scare the shit out of me. You are the true robots, and I somehow admire how far into deep shit you've got yourselves into.
I don't have the guts to make fun of you

There is still hope at 26, r-right?

>>25814521
more like
>I need at least one person in my life besides my mom to say she loves me
stop demonizing people for yearning basic human relations

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>>25814771
Unless you abandon all instant gratification (all entertainment) and dedicate 100% of your waking time to turn your life around for at least 3 years, no. If you find the courage to do it, then maybe.

>>25814667
Good idea. With all of the sex we're not having and all, who knows what sort of things we're capable of in that extra time.

>>25814844
>nofap
>one night stands
The rest sounds fine but fuck those two things.

>>25814875
Yeah man, just imagine what we can do with all that time! Wow! A whole half an hour!

>>25814971
I'm building the thing. It will shut you normies up.

>>25814844
>betraying yourself and abandoning things that make you happy just to get a succubus
no thanks, that guy wasn't a robot, he was a failed normie and needs to fuck off

I agree with the last two, but I want a bf I can play vidya games with.

>boyfriend told me he had a cuckold fetish
>tried to get me to sleep with other men and let him watch
>refused
>he kept pestering me
>said no hundreds of times, annoyed as fuck
>found out he made plans to fuck a mutual bisexual friend who is a guy
>cucks are just gay people in denial
>dumped him

Cucks are trash, the moment they admit it just get rid of them. If you really love someone, you want them all to yourself.

>>25815064
What's wrong with watching trap porn, though?

>>25815002
>things that make you happy
Are you sure about that, anon ?

>>25815128
yes
blix

>>25815100
It's kinda gay. Chicks with dicks still have dicks.

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keep in mind the 1.2% are retarded mouthbreathing potatoes

>>25815128
As someone who is more of a cyborg, I'd say he's more of a failed simpleton. If you're some kind of intellectual analyzer, strictly sticking to games and anime is still a waste of your time, and socializing will benefit how you judge yourself and others.

But you will never settle for something like one night stands, and they're not as great or fulfilling as simpletons may think. Even a successful family life is more depressing than a "meh, average" intellectual life.

Not regretful to be honest.

>>25811012
It makes me feel special desu senpai

>>25815157
It's not gay at all.

>>25814844

>I got rid of all my recreational things and it made me boring enough to want to put people's shit into a bag

L O L

>>25815295
Okay anon. Explain to me why it is not gay. I am hardly an expert.

>>25815357
Not him but
1. how is women fucking women gay
2. who cares if it is

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>>25811012
>tfw i'm already not part of that 1.2% :)

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>>25815357
It's not gay because they look like women. Actual gay men aren't even remotely into traps.

>>25815476

its gay cos they got a dick.

>>25815476
>this level of delusion
traps are men, will always be men and you are gay

>>25815476
Huh. You might be on to something. Never saw it that way.

>>25815532
Either way, it's still a turn off.

>>25811012
wizards don't die

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>>25815498
If having sex with beautiful traps is gay because they have dicks, having sex with Buck Angel is straight because he has a vagina.

There is far more to gender than genitalia, Anon.

>>25815576

both are pretty gay anon

I got laid a few times in my late teens, but as I've gotten older, and my autism has taken full control of me, it no longer happens. I actually regret that I got laid back then, because if I hadn't, I'd be getting closer to Wizardry, and then I'd have achieved something.

>>25814844
>3 years just to get a gf
No.

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>>25811012

Where are these stats from? It mentions infant mortality but what about child mortality? I would think that a large part of the 0.3% and 1.2% would be from children dying as virgins, which makes the numbers seem even more ominous for wizards since it implies adult virgin populations are actually even smaller.

>tfw 31yo permawizard

>>25815668
What do you mean ?

My little comment can't be this original.

>>25815730
That's too much effort desu senpai and I don't have enough willpower to accomplish that

>>25811012
>How does it feel
Indifferent.

>>25811012
If there are no decent virgin girls out there that I can marry then I may be a 1,2 %

I dont date whore's and I dont fornicate

>>25815708
i'd eat my shoe if it didn't only include members from above the age of consent

ya fuckwit

>>25815764
Would you find the willpower if I smashed your PC with a baseball bat ?