>he's going to college Not trying to meme, but real adults

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You can't imagine how hard I'm laughing at you NEET scum! once I finish my Masters in Engineering Mr. Goldstein will have to give me a job!

Engineering is a DIFFICULT SUBJECT FOR INTELLECTUALS. Very few people can do it! That's why I'm going to be rich one day while you grovel in poverty!

>>25806501
>implying I ever grew up mentally, kek
i have all the time in the world to goto school.

>>25806527
And I'm going to be a published mangaka one day. How 'bout you brag when you actually make the benjamins?

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>>25806501
>tfw dropped out in my last year and then lied about graduating on my resume

CHEATING THE SYSTEM
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I'm still on winter break.

>major and a minor
>pretty much done with all my GE to the point that I can get a certificate on my out.
>have a degree in Accounting, a minor in fashion and a certificate to teach children <5 in the state of Texas.

So while you are sitting at home jerking off and trying not to confuse your piss bottles for Mountain Dew I have already networked myself a job with a large preschool chain in Texas. I'll make 75,000 my first year + benefits.

But enjoy your next masturbation session to blacked, I'll be earning money.

>>25806573
Same here actually. It's not very hard to do.

>>25806614
The options are:
>piss bottle
>working with toddlers
And you think I'm getting the bad deal here?

>>25806659
Yes.

First of all, I'm on the accounting end here, I don't actually play with the kids.

Second, toddlers are potty trained by the time they are 3, which is the min age for this chain, too much insurance and liability and too little demand for kids 0-2 for the company to bother.

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>>25806723
>his toddler company needs an accountant
>he's that accountant

>>25806756
There is a lot of money going in and out of childcare. Someone has to run the numbers.

Insurance alone is up to 40% of costs in some of these places! Profit margins are slim, they need some guy who is good at cutting hidden expenses.

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>>25806795
>he needs a 4 year degree to count numbers
>so he can work at a company where 5 year olds learn to count numbers

>>25806527

When I make the ultimate album in my NEET studio, I will top the charts.

You'll see wageslave.

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>>25806832
>so he can work at a company where 5 year olds learn to count numbers

This made my day. top kek

>>25806832
>counting numbers
>make $75,000 a year doing it
>a nice office, with a TV.
>$75,000
>plus
>benefits

Plus, I get the chance I would love to teach kids to count

>>25806836
>NEET studio
I wanted to rap, I've used to do it when I was in high school. I'm 25 but I want to get back in to it. Nothing serious but I want to rap about dumb things like no gf, being pathetic, funny shit,

>>25806897
>Plus, I get the chance I would love to teach kids to count
>hey kids! how many licks does it take to get into go get me to climax!
>whips out dik

>>25806897
>spending all day taking care of Chad's kids
>I swear I'm not a cuck, guys!

>>25806938
Except I'm not, I'm actually in the office running numbers.

Not my kids, I'm not raising them

>>25806934
You should just kill yourself if I say kids and that's the first thing you think of.

>>25806976
>I'm not raising them
You are indirectly. You fucking cuck.

>>25806976
>in the office running numbers
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot how difficult flash cards could be.

Hmm. EE or CS? Which one can guarantee me a job?

>>25807014
Mr. Shekelstein here. I'd prefer someone who had degrees in both.

>>25807002
I'm an accountant retard

>>25807004
For you, I'm sure they are next to impossible

>Getting a job
>Being a NEET
>Not being a part of the dream following masterrace
It seems like you people miss the whole meaning of enjoying life. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll realize how stale your lives are, maybe :^)

>>25807052
I'm pretty sure you can double major in CS + Computer engineering.

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>>25807077
You sound mad, pham.

>>25807114
Oh, but you misunderstand. We require it!