Thank you for applying to be my bf. Every applicant so far has

Being an individual is in and of itself unique

Next question

I can hold a conversation and am kinky as hell.

Now what did you do with your application aside from write your name on it and dot your I with a heart?

>>25789361
No. But you're not unique either. So I guess it'll be OK.

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I NEVER NARCED NOBODY

I would never beat you.

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If you hire me as your bf, you won't end up on the 11 O'clock news, tonight.

Not being black. But that's really a bad thing since no BBC, but still unique in this girl's case.

>>25789422
>feminists say that being nice/not abusive is literally the bare minimum
>still bitch about domestic abuse
>still date abusive bad boy chads

>>25789361
Who are you and why are you here? I sent my bf application to a blonde with big tits.

>>25789454
Maybe you should stop dating them anon. It's bad for you.

>>25789361
i like experiencing new things. plus i will treat you right.

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"What I bring to the table is my unique perspective, 20/20 hindsight, a willingness to work for our happiness,wisdom overflowing,and a high tolerance to amusing nonsense."

"And what do YOU bring to the table,m'lady?

>>25789361
ill be brutally honest with you in our relationship, you probably wont like it. but at least it wont be boring nice guy shit