Manlet thread for the night

It's not entirely about height. Girls like physical presence. Girls would rather have a 5'8 guy with broad shoulders than a 6'0 shoulderlet.

I'm 5'10", which isn't tall by any stretch of the imagination, but I have some sort of body dysmorphia and think I'm smaller than I am. I've always felt this way, and I hate myself for it.

>inb4 thread full of manlets who will never know the pain of being shorter than most girls, not just other guys and girls in heels

>>25779168

hey its my great ancestor.

neaderthal genes stronk

6'2" reporting in

I've never had issues with girls

just posting here to make you guys feel insecure

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Reminder that height is the only thing that matters in life.

>>25779333
Well it worked, senpai. Well done.

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>>25779333
Fuck off, LONGBONE!!

https://youtu.be/X4EiW1bHwsQ
https://youtu.be/LmayvmGR9-U

>>25779333

they even get the trips, fuck this gay earth

>>25779289
How tall are you famalam?

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Anyone else ever had parents who are /irrationallyangry/?
For example, this
>be me
>be pre-teen, read comics like dilbert
>find funny dilbert comic go to dad and share it with him
>he got fired from his job a few days ago
>guy in the comic got fired
>he reads the comic and just starts yelling at me
>"F**k you, anon!"
>throws the book at me
>whatthefuck.png
>mfw he thought I was making fun of him, but I just thought the comic was funny
>mfw my house has turned into a safe space, and my dad is triggered by people getting fired

>>25779913
wrong thread, bitches

Another 6'2" reporting in

Is it actually possible for a man who is 5 foot 2 inches tall to fenagle his way into a woman's pants?

Let's hear it manlets

>>25779333
>>25780159
How you guys doin? 6'3" here. Feels BOSS

>>25780204
How you doin manlet? 6'5" here.

>>25780231
how you doing manlet 7'8" here

13'8 frost giant reporting in.

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>>25780159
>>25780204
>>25780231
>>25780300

top shitposting lads

>>25780159
Kevin Hart lost his virginity pretty early.

>>25780318
52'9" here, sup manlet?

>>25780341

He's black, different.

>>25779168
>be 5'7"
>grow up in a mainly Hispanic area (also Hispanic)
>most guys are my height or 2-3 inches higher
>never had much problems with height
>come to this site
>everyone obsessed with height and post infographs and show examples of women who obsess over guys 6'0+
>suddenly become insecure
>now take any rejection personally and blame height
>now after years of this have just stopped talking to women/people in general because of my height
>feel like I'm weaker or undesirable because of my height
>still taller than most women in my area but can't help but feel that I am completely repulsive

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>tfw 5'3"
>tfw balding
>tfw have had multiple gf's
>tfw the majority of them showed interest in me first. I just had to ask them out.
Smell my muff robos

>>25779168
>Get almost 1000 matches on tinder
>first girl I meet cucks me with my friends roommate who's about 6'2
>second girl I meet has a guy pick her up 5 minutes into the movie
>decide to put 5'8 in my bio to weed out the girls with high expectations
>suddenly stop getting matches
>uninstall tinder

>>25780600

Anon, the thing is that you were always repulsive. Not having problems with your height might make you more confident but you're still physically repulsive and chances are you were still rejected because of your height before you came here.

>5"1
>3/10 face
>autistic
>nevered had friends
Is there a god?

>>25780718
God*
Capitalize His name you filthy heretic.

>>25780640
And I would go balls deep in the self pity with you as a 5'7'' guy, if it weren't for the fact I'm with a 5'11' woman, my last ex was 5'8'' and the one before that 5'7''. Have you ever considered you are just an insecure boring twat obsessed with your height and that is why they don't want you, not because you are actually short?

20 years old, 5'2" reporting in
>tfw small

Same old pasta I'm affraid, still just as bitter.

>If you're 6 feet tall, you probably earn about $6,000 more than the equally qualified 5-foot-6-inch"
>an extra inch of height can be worth an extra $1,000 a year
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/Careers/02/02/cb.tall.people/
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/everyday_economics/2002/03/short_changed.html
http://www.businessinsider.com/if-you-have-any-of-these-20-physical-features-your-pay-check-will-probably-be-higher-2011-2?op=1&IR=T

>manlet glass ceiling
>90% of CEO's are above average height, only 3% are "manlets"
http://www.jonathanrauch.com/jrauch_articles/height_discrimination_short_guys_finish_last/index.html
http://www.timothy-judge.com/Height%20paper--JAP%20published.pdf
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/05/opinions/yang-men-height/index.html

>We found a twofold higher risk of suicide in short men
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/height-and-suicide/
http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/full/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373

>Dr David Frederick, a psychology professor at Chapman University in California, said: 'These findings confirm that height is relevant on the mating market.
https://sites.duke.edu/dukeresearch/2014/02/11/advice-in-the-love-market-from-dan-ariely/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3255040/Sorry-gentleman-size-DOES-matter-Short-men-fewer-sexual-partners-taller-peers.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2524568/Size-matters-online-dating-Short-men-taller-counterparts.html
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/


TL;DR
6K less annually.
1/10th the chance of advancing your career relative to an average/tall person
2:1 suicide rate to tall & average men (while only being 33% of the male population)
less chance of finding love

Stephen Fry weighs in on the matter(10min mark):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arkTwmmPn4s&#t=600s

>>25780747
he wasnt using it as a proper noun you imbecile
typical stupid theology faggot

5'11" reporting in. Just 1 fucking inch. I just turned 20. There's still hope.
>tfw dad is 6'1"
>he'll always see me as a little boy
>he's never going to respect me

>>25780795
Better keep drinking that milk or whatever promotes growth nowadays.

>>25780770
Why should we manlets even live?

>>25780520
Black women are more heightist than white women because niggers are usually 6'0 on average.

>>25780899
>niggers are usually 6'0 on average.

doubt

>>25780899
You, my good friend, shouldn't. you have fallen into the trap of believing height is all important, and not having it believe yourself worthless.You have fulfilled the prophesy yourself and such should kill yourself.

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>>25780605
LEAVE LEAVEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25781002
Height is very important.

>>25781002
The trap of society, where your disadvantage can be objectively measured and quantified and everyone is in on it?

>>25780915
European Americans are slightly taller than African Americans.
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr010.pdf

Europeans are significantly taller than both European Americans and white Americans.

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>>25780660
T-thanks y-you too

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>>25781002

He's literally less of a person

>>25780795
I went from 180cm at 20 to 184cm now at 26

was a pretty late bloomer though

>>25780605
verne troyer is that you

>>25779373
What's sad is that this picture isn't even shooped.

>>25782208
Nope.

That guy isn't even 3'. Btw if anyone is interested:

http://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape

ITT: Longbone faggots.

96% off humans are manlets you stupid faggots, it's a meme

>>25783085

No its not you retard, genetic studies show that historically only 1 in 15 men has ever had children of his own. That corresponds to the tall men. All the manlets who think they're raising their own kids are actually raising the children of real men.

5'7, <30" waist
>meet people at club, they ruffle your hair like a little brother
>people call you boss or chief
>"woah nice handshake" patronizing
>tfw good looking and muscular, but a manlet
>tfw you easily recognize the brief lust when a woman stares at you then watch as it immediately fades away
every.time.

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>>25783227
>meet people at club, they ruffle your hair like a little brother
>people call you boss or chief
>"woah nice handshake" patronizing

What do you do in these situations?

>>25783277
Okay I don't go to clubs, I meant bars. If they put their hands on me like that I'll usually poke their protruding guts or pretend to fix/straighten their collars/ties as if they it on crooked like a child.

I usually go with something patronizing that digs at something personal.

One time some faggot I was introduced to gave me the "nice handshake" with a cheesy half drunken smile on his face (we were with some girls too). I said "yea, it's a professional one." It got some laughs out of everyone and shut him up and he ignored me after that. Everyone else seemed to find me cooler though.

>>25779168
I'm 5'6" at best. I went to a show last night. I was the the shortest person in the place and I could barely see the stage. I tried to get up front but no one even bothered to let me through. I stared at dudes backs all night.

>>25782086
I am 20 what should I eat to grow more

I'm 5'7 >30" waist guy again. I'm handsome.

Women do care about height so you really need develop social skills and become a smooth operator to compensate.

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>>25783430

That's pretty good but sucks that we have to do this. The world is hostile to our kind.

>>25783557
It's a blessing in disguise. The way I see it is that the the more adversity you learn to successfully overcome, the better person you become. It forces you to accept reality and then find a way to successfully adapt to it in your favor.

It took overcoming some adversities in order for me to push myself to becoming alffa.

>>25783667

No suffering is a blessing in disguise. That's what people tell themselves to feel better. We're just little rats that nobody likes or takes seriously.

>>25783699
Then perhaps you've never truly overcome adversity.

>>25783720

I haven't. Life kicked me in the shins after I stopped growing at 14 at 5'6 and I couldn't get back up.

>>25779168
i saw a manlet yesterday getting into a miata and the driver's side door was all fucked up and covered in tape, was funny as fuck. (im 6'3 btw)

18 5'8 here
Maybe I'll grow a inch

Hey tallfags enjoy that poor penis:height ratio lol.

My average dick looks bigger on my below average body than your average dick does on your above average body.