I just tried weed for the first time. Is it good?

>>25770011
Holy shit I got tripdubs

>>25770011
How many whole marijuanas did you inject? You need to get to the hospital asap

>>25770011
the first time is not really that good m8,

>>25771776
Nice meme, reddit. I goy high as hell my first time

>Tfw don't smoke so I don't dishonnor my famiry
>Tfw want to get out on my own so I can smoke weed

>tried edibles
>tried smoking
>didn't feel any different
Why do people like this stuff

>>25770011
Yes, weed is good. Popular things are typically popular for a reason.

>>25770082
this right here
>tripdubs
>calling it out
this is what makes you a total faggot

>>25771799
well then you're fucking lucky lol

>>25771823
>didn't feel any different

It is different. Like anything else you can become interested in, marijuana takes a long time, and a lot of using, to become experienced in. If you were experienced then the difference between an edible and smoking is clear as day.

>>25772042
He means he didn't get high you turbosperg

>>25772176
I saw that after I posted, but you know, whatever.

>>25770011
>Is it good?
I don't know, you tried it you tell me

>>25771879
no he isnt you fucking dumbass, most people have a great first time

My brother gave me some of the devils herb and I became really anxious and began saying a bunch of gibberish. I was crying and laughing, I must have looked like a mad man. My brother looked concerned.

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>>25770011
you tried weed and are now asking us how it is? Jesus OP

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weed is it very good

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>>25770011
You may not feel anything/much for the first 2-3 times because your cannabinoid receptors need to adjust.
As soon as you feel you're thirsty with a dry mouth, you know you're stoned pretty good.

>>25771823

edibles are notoriously difficult to control the potency of, so it's extremely likely that whatever you ate didn't actually have any THC in it anyway. that's a very common problem.

as for smoking, it's extremely easy if you're an inexperienced smoker to not inhale properly and actually get any THC into your body.

weed also has this curious property where people generally do not get high the first few times they give it a try. there's something about marijuana that your brain has to sort of "warm up to", perhaps.

if you actually gotten the THC into you and you'd been properly 'warmed up' or whatever, you'd get high and there would be no question as to whether or not you were. the sensation of being high, especially for an inexperienced person, is pretty mindblowing.

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Eat some tendies now, OP.

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Move on from the past anon. This is 2015, we dab concentrates. No one is gonna take you serious if you tell them you still smoke "weed"

>>25772236
a lot of people don't get high the first time they smoke

>>25772344
>there's something about marijuana that your brain has to sort of "warm up to", perhaps.
No "perhaps" there, it's a scientific fact. Same goes for opiates, for example. While speed/meth/MDMA etc. all work immediately upon the first try.

>>25772366
looks like earwax

>>25772394
Wax is common slang for this kind of extract. It can be sticky and waxy like this, hard and brittle glass glass, or even completely liquid

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>>25772366
>get a bunch of this stuff downtown on 4/20 (April 20th)
>break off a small piece
>do the Slav cigarette/bottle method
>can't get up
>mfw

>>25772430
Hell yeah, that's why I love dabs they are deadly. I tried dabbing a whole gram once and almost threw up. Best high of my life.

It's great if you don't let the anxiety ruin it or get into the habit of using it all day.

>>25772448
Nothing wrong with being high all day

>>25772374
>No "perhaps" there, it's a scientific fact.

learn to read, please. there was no need to go into this aspergers spiral.

I meant "perhaps" as in "perhaps it could be described as warming up" not "perhaps it happens, perhaps it doesn't, nobody knows!" which should have been obvious because I had just spent an entire paragraph explaining that it happens.

Weed is for fucking pussies, real men do absinthe or salvia. Weed doesn't even let you see aliens and other dimensions and shit.

>>25772468
It becomes the new sober if you do it all day, skyrockets tolerance, makes the habit more expensive, and going out and getting anything done seems like too much trouble. That was just my experience though, do whatever you want.

>>25772473
>learn to read, please.
ok I will

>>25772516
Tolerance doesn't work on me. I smoke a joint when I wake up and I get just as high as when I smoked a joint a month ago. It is the new sober you right but desu this sober is way better than being actually sober.

>>25772443
>greens out
>best high

The stupidity here, jesus. Weed has an upper limit for what is fun, pleasurable, or comfortable. Where did these kids get the idea that you can just keep consuming cannabis and the effects will just linearly increase ad infinitum

>>25772515
>absinthe or salvia

I'm pretty sure you're joking but real absinthe is actually quite toxic and not made anymore and salvia is just weird bullshit. A real mans hallucinogen is psychs and dissos only.

>>25772545
The fuck is green out lmao I was fine after it was awesome. I have never been "too high" and don't think I ever will. Sorry you're a pussy who cant handle his smoke

>>25770011
are you a fucking retard?

>I JUST TRIED WEED
>lol is it good?
>is it worth it?!?!?!?!

Kill yourself with your dumbass questions. Fuck you.

>concentrated marijuana

http://www.kcra.com/news/teens-smoking-highly-potent-dabs-or-earwax-with-ecigarettes/24434310


HOW DARE YOU SMOKE SUCH A DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE, DON'T YOU KNOW YOU COULD GO PSYCHOTIC FROM USING THOSE DABS? HEARING VOICES! IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN THIS ARTICLE YOUR FATHER SENT ME VIA EMAIL THIS MORNING. READ IT.

OH MY GOD MY SON'S A DRUG ADDICT. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

>>25772527

thanks mate

you are a credit to your race

>>25772596
We dabbing bed bugs now bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K52FhG35Tow

>>25772566
>a stoner calling another stoner a "pussy" because they don't smoke weed the same way they do

this has got to be the most pathetic thing imaginable

>>25772661
Where did I label myself a stoner? That term is so old and outdated only posers use it. I don't base my whole personality on cannabis so I don't use a label, try again pussy :)

>>25772705

it's funny to me when people respond like this, trying to pretend that they're not mad, when it's obvious that they are really, really mad.

tip for the future: if you don't want to seem mad, don't respond at all.

Drugs will make you insane, don't do that shit. THC and DMT are evil, the elites use them to communicate with evil alien intelligences:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BKzuzjjCro

Smoking an entire cartoon of cigarettes is safer than smoking a single joint or doing a single hit of DMT.

>>25772803
Thanks dad you're right (:

>>25772661
Do you still believe that marijuana users are actually stoner goofy? You truly believe that? It speaks for itself really.

>>25772566
I once smoked so much that I couldn't stand up. I was with two friends and we probably smoked 15 bowls worth out of my bong. When we tried to go inside I would stand up and not be able to walk and fell down. my friends had to walk me inside and I fell asleep for 6 hours

>>25773030

oh look, he came back and he's still mad about this.

I really touched a nerve there, didn't I stoner?

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>>25773065
you really think >>25773030
is me? cmon dad

>>25773097
>I'm not that mad guy!
>I'm some other, even madder guy! and here's a screenshot to prove it

you might want to dial down the autism there, friend

Any weed experts here? I smoked weed yesterday. It went wrong. There were eight of us but only me and one other guy got fucked. Our hearts went insanely fast and we puked. My hands were numb and I was dizzy as fuck. Other 6 people were fine though.

What's the problem? Oh, the weed might have been laced. But why other people were fine?

>>25772534
>when I wake up
This is why, because it's on an empty stomach. You'll feel tolerance during the day and especially in the evening after dinner.

>>25773065
Well, from my perspective you are one angry dude, because I am not the same person, I am a different person chiming in. Anything you wish to discuss about marijuana you can talk with me about and I would gladly participate. Using the concept of the Socratic method I believe that we need to discuss ideas and philosophy with other people and not just ourselves. I suggest that you bring any theories that you have developed about marijuana to me, an experienced user of the product, so that I can point out anything that is wrong with what you are saying. In the end you will have a refined idea on marijuana.

>>25772372
can confirm
smoked twice, first time didn't get affected at all

>>25773147
No matter how you put it, you're still a pussy who can't even dab with the big boys buddy. I'm sure if this was Woodstock in 1972 you could handle some mexican dirt weed joint, but your age has caught up! Just go back to your nursing home pops, leave getting high to the professionals (:

>>25773199
>>25773207

this is great

keep going

>>25773199
fugging comma splices. I apologize for my lacking grammar today.

>>25773171
Even at night around 7pm I get just as high during my bedtime sesh as I did when I started doing this a year ago.

>>25773154
I would guess it was laced with Chinese "research chemicals" (spice, or JWH) they drop in random concentrations in plants/shitty weed to increase its potency. It can be very uneven, maybe that's why you reacted differently.

>>25773224
Did you even read my post? I do not wish to fight you, I only wish to clarify any questions you have on marijuana.

>>25773276
Let grandpa retain his ignorance, what're you smoking on chum?

>>25773276
>Did you even read my post?

no

>I only wish to clarify any questions you have on marijuana.

you seem to be confused.

What does being high actually feel like? I've never experienced it. I've done so many drugs but weed has just never really appealed to me.

>>25773412
To me, being high makes everything feel just a tad bit slower. I laugh a little more than usual, my mind has the same thoughts, but sometimes I do get lost in my head. It's pretty hard to describe but i think "warm" is pretty good.

>>25773311
Yeah, that guy is fucking weird.

I don't dab or anything. I have about 8-9 grams of top shelf weed (this strain is called agent orange) and that's it. I smoke at night.

>>25773455
That's sounds like some danky stuff. Where do you live, is it medical or anything? I'm in PHX Arizona and dabbing some blueberry kush CO2 Oil.

>>25771776
I remember first time I was smoking with my friends I couldn't inhale it properly and only got a tiny buzz

The second time around though I was on vacation with my parents and had some on me, brought a small pipe and learned how to inhale properly. I was sitting in our garden at night blazing it away, though I was sure I couldn't feel anything and just thought that I was inhlaing it wrong or it's going to kick in soon.

Anyway

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Where do you guys pick up from?

>>25773506
I live in Southern California and it is medical grade. It was a 10 gram quarter ounce first time deal, so the top shelf selection is normally $65 per quarter but this time it was $65 for the 10 grams. I generally keep my tolerance low too so I can use small amounts like .15 gram amounts and still get high.

>tfw weed is like the most illegal shit here
>tfw all you can get is the shittiest outdoor strain for $13/gram
>tfw dealers don't even know what weed strain is, it's "just weed"
>tfw half of the stuff is laced with hell knows what and you have to do a quality check before smoking so you don't pass out in the city

eastern yurop is sure fun

>>25773646
Where are you at brobot?

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>>25773661
Latvia

>>25773743
Have you ever considered growing your own? What's the legalization movement over there like? Come to America friendo and we will share many a spliffs

>>25773646
Buy online using Tor.

>>25770011
You said you tried it, so is it good or not? It's your decision if you like it or not.

>>25773769
not him but I'm familiar with Baltic region/Slavland
legalization isn't happening, drug policies are conservative as fuck, there can be a massive ass jail time penalty for possession/distribution (which you'll always get if they find out you grow)

>>25773802
this basically tbqh, I'm pretty sure RAMP works in Latvia

>>25774023
When America legalizes cannabis federally do you think you will change too?

>>25774107
for what reason? weed has been legal for a while in Netherlands which is part of the EU but Slavs/Balts haven't followed particularly because the majority of the population still believes the "devil weed" meme where it's literally as bad as heroin

>>25774174
If cannabis became legal in all 50 states, drug policy worldwide would take a new stance
Prediction: 2018, we'll see pal

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>>25774245
american cultural imperalist mindset at it's finest
no, that's not happening - see abortion, capital punishment, homo marriage, firearms legislation, etc.

>>25773802
how? all the open sites have been closed down and how do you get invitations?

>>25774424
search for "Russian Anonymous Market Place" or RAMP, it should work in the Baltic region as well
they've been laughing at cops for years now and the admin is a heroin addict rofl

>>25771799
the first time I got high I was at a party.

I felt it didn't have any effect but everyone who didn't know I was high thought I was acting really weird

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>>25770011
Keep it to once a week max in my opinion and get a bong for home, easier on the lungs and tobacco is poison. It's a nice, chill drug with not much side effects but still, don't overdo it. If you are a hedonist you can get away with smoking every day but that's expensive and you build tolerance.
You'll probably need 5+ times to properly appreciate the high and feel comfortable enough in the state. I really like it, haven't smoked since NYE though, because of my exams I need my memory to be top notch.
Porn, anime, sitcoms, video games, food and many other things become much more enjoyable but that's what you need to look out for, you can get too comfortable with doing nothing productive.

>>25774867
If you're worried about your lungs, why wouldn't you just get a vape.

Weed is good but when you move onto other shit it won't be so easy to go back to. When I tried LSD soon after my first time on weed and then smoked weed again I felt pretty disappointed.

>>25775213
LSD just made weed weird for me. After I'd dropped acid a few times when I'd get stoned it would kinda flash back to those feelings.

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>>25775193
My little glass bong was $8, a good vape is like $50. I don't smoke often now and don't plan on it either, so I don't think my lungs take much damage but good advice, I would buy it if I had more money.
>>25775213
I did acid before I tried weed and I somewhat disagree. Sometimes I even get really nice flashes of hallucinations of beautiful music if I take a long time off smoking and then get high with a bong (in my experience a joint kicks in slower), even though the weed I smoke is not that good. But that's rare and I can see what you mean, when I smoked often it was good and I got high but it felt like nothing special and I got motivated to do acid again for something more interesting.

>>25775762
Vaporized weed is just so much more pleasant. One hit from my vape is all I need, it puts me in just a nice chill functional place.

>>25775687
Also this, I had a really bad panic attack/flashback of my bad trips on weed once. Went all in and smoked more the day after. I haven't been having any problems with it since then, in fact my acid trips were also not bad since then. They aren't that good either, in the second half I get apathetic and just sit and stare and think about my life.

>>25773201
Most people are just too stupid to figure out how to get the smoke into your lungs, and also can't figure out that your mouth doesnt magically absorb it.

>>25772817
>alex jones

This guy is a textbook case of paranoid personality disorder.