ITT: Traits for identifying robots in the real world >Autism

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>anime profile pic
>plays lol or dota
>wears heelys
>has a walking cane without being handicapped

>>25766669
nobody wears heelys anymore wtf

>badly-fitting tee shirt
>bony and hairy

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>>25766636
>tfw you literally wear those runners everyday coz they're super comfy and molded perfectly to your feet after 8 years

how to spot a robot:
commuting for work past 10pm.
a man passed the age of 27.
riding on the bus, not sitting next to anyone.
doesn't have friends, doesn't have social media accounts
hardmode:
doesn't have a cell phone or a car.
hellmode:
doesn't have cable, doesn't live in a city or close to one
Alaska mode:
doesn't have electricity, doesn't shop at grocery stores, shit and piss outside of the house

>has female friends but never flirts with them
>goes on and on about how you should install linux
>shows all his cool laptop commands and shortcuts
>wears the same shirt two days in a row or more

>>25766636
What if I'm just poor?

>>25766669
Guilty as charged with the anime photos.

>holes in clothes
>doesn't care

>ponytail
>scraggly beard
>adult acne

These are a bit trickier because they also identify white trash

>kneels on one leg to tie a shoe

>>25766674
ye-yeah n-no i dont wear them anymore i swear

>>25766669
I only have one profile, my Steam profile, and my avatar there is Doombuy's face. No other form of social networking.

Ha, I dont all under your criteria, suck it.

>doesn't have a manbun

I look normal except nervous, shifty and tired.

>>25766774
>linux

Interjecting.

>>25766816
I look normal, except my jeans and shoes are a bit dirty from all the mud and puddles on the sidewalk, my hobo beard isnt trimmed and I havent smiled this year.
Honestly people just think I'm tired.

>>25766793

that feel when you will never transition from robot to white trash

at least they enjoy themselves.

>clothes shopping with his mother past the age of 18

>badly fitting jeans minus belt
>10 year old sneakers or those black mcdonald autism shoes
>shopping at 3am in a 24 hour supermarket
>wearing a fanny pack

>>25766740
>every man over 27 is a robot
wot

>>25766723
>wearing the same shoes for 8 years

>>25766928
Would if I could. Sadly I dont take care of mine so they expire sooner.

>>25766790
Then you're just in another category of social parias, any other question?

>>25766669
>plays lol
These types should be killed on the spot.

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>>25766837

>tfw 22 and shop with my mom

S-she wanted to help me pick out clothes is all.

>>25766837
literally who the fuck does this?
even 15-16 is autistic to clothes shop with mommy

>>25766837
>>25767132
>ashamed to take good advice from someone who knows better than you

What?

Fuck you, I'm not wearing fag skinny jeans or whatever. My ass gets too sweaty.

>>25766669
>league of cucks
>not a normie as fuck game

>>25767241

It's your mother. She's at least 20 years older than you, probably closer to 30. There's a huge likelihood that she's out of touch with what young men wear, doesn't want to splurge on anything (Target chic, anyone?) and you look like you're incompetent at taking care of yourself.

If you want advice, take your fashionable male friend. Hell, scroll through /fa/ for 2 minutes, read a quick guide online, look at what the men with gfs in the store are wearing.

>>25766837

>clothes shopping with his mother past the age of 18

This is unironically a good indicator.
It means you haven't developed the social skills to understand what looks good on you and interact with salesmen.
I know because I still have a hard time shopping alone.
The reason being that my mother never told me "have X money to buy clothes you need anon"

She would take me to the stores she liked, make me wear the clothes she wanted and keep asking if "I'm really sure I don't like it" until "we" bought it.

Ever since realizing what caused my problem I firmly believe that such autism is almost always the result of shitty parenting.

>>25767084
stay mad. it's not our fault you suck at the game.

>laughs too hard
>at fucking everything
>either fake and awkward or uncontrollably at something that was barely funny

>>25767504
I know a guy like this. 50% of the time he'll burst out loud laughing when something mildly funny happens in a lecture

>>25767504
It's the opposite. Normies laugh at lame shit, robots don't.

>>25767380
who gives a shit about 'fashionable' clothes from walmart

I have a girlfriend and a stable job (who the fuck knows why I browse /r9k/), and pretty much just buy whatever looks normal and fits me. Nobody gives a shit.

>>25767543
>I have a girlfriend and a stable job
NORMIEEEE GEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are corduroy pants as autistic as I suspect?

>>25767543

You're the one doing the buying. Your mother doesn't have to dress you.

>>25767615
nope
badly fitting jeans (usually blue) are what robots wear

>>25767504
>robot
>able to express a powerful emotion in public

pick one

>>25767380
I said "knows better than you", not "good advice".
Robots are so terrible at this that you dont need to be good in order to be better than them.

>>25767617
My point is, the clothes I wear are not all that much different than what my mother would buy me.

It's pretty hard to mess up normie fashion, just copy whatever the reasonably successful 20-30 year olds of your gender are wearing. Don't take advice from fucking /fa/ or any other fashion-centric internet communities if they tell you anything other than "look like a normie".

>>25767702
>correctly fitting blue jeans
>plain white tshirt
>black leather jacket
>brown leather belt
>brown boots

I've worn this every day for the past 5 years

>>25766837
>Mom gets out of jail
>She wants to take me clothes shopping
>She starts to pout and cry when I say no
>End up putting it off, but she thinks we will eventually
Jesus fuck, woman. I don't WANT to be an autist. I can shop for myself.

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>>25766793
>holes in clothes
2016 normie core tb h familia

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>>25767837
sunday monday happy days


ayyy

>>25767428
>shopping alone
>not liking spending time with mommy

youre a shit son lad

>>25767894
fuck anon, thats just cruel. She wants to show you that shes still a mother that cares for you and can take care of you. Just let her buy you some clothes

>>25766837
Tfw I go clothes shopping with my mom sometimes, I just spend time with her and we hit the stores that I wanna buy shit from and then I buy somethings for her too

>>25766794
kek. comment originale desu

>>25767926

I hope you're sarcastic.

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>>25767934
>She can take care of me
She was a mediocre mother who spent most of my childhood in jail. If she could take care of me then, she can't take care of me now. She just wants to play pretend.

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>>25768988
>Could take care of me
I meant couldn't. Fuck.

>>25766636
>>Thin wire-framed glasses
>>Sit with their laptop screen facing the wall, or else looking around nervously when they open it

Got me, I don't wear autism clothes though

>>25767543
>girlfriend
>stable job

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>stares at ground while they're walking
>never swings arms they're always in pockets/checking phone/watch
>accidentally says sorry after someone holds open door for them
>panics when alone and they see another lone person walking the opposite way towards them just because they're going to have to walk past them

i do all of these

>>25766723
>he thinks Asics are comparable to Autism-core New Balances

>go to food place
>server says "enjoy your meal"
>instinctive "y-you too" comes out

>>25766774
I wear the same shirt two days in a row...

>>25766669
>walking cane
I have trouble walking and standing, though.

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>>25766636
100% indicator (obviously only applies to males): sits with crossed ankles
When normies see a man do this, they know he's autistic and not worth interacting with.

>>25769230
That's literally the most comfortable way to sit

>>25767331
Stop buying white washed jeans with random pockets and loops on them. Buy a boot cut or straight fit, but don't buy the ones with extra pockets or ones that are white washed.

>>25769246
It's a natural sitting position for low-test beta males. It signals a withdrawn attitude, along with submissiveness and closed mindedness. This is basic body language.

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>>25769257
>boot cut

Your autism is showing

>>25767543
You don't have to be a loser to come here and have a laugh at people who are

>>25769286
In case you didn't know Boot cut has become very popular. It's what a lot of normies and hipsters wear. People don't wear white washed jeans anymore m8.

>>25769316
>Boot cut has become very popular.

Nice bullshit lie, only autism lords wear boot cut jeans and think they look nice. And I'm not the retard who wears white washed jeans

>>25769342
I live on a college campus. Everyone wears boot cut jeans.

>>25766669
>>plays lol or dota
Dude, those games are normie af. My best friend from hs is an uber chad and he's a local lol champion and another chad from college is the leader of his dota league.

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>>25769274
>mfw I always sit like this even when I'm alone

>>25767428
>I firmly believe that such autism is almost always the result of shitty parenting.
i'm really 50/50 on this.

my parents picked out some good stuff for me. when you're in school, people focus on *what* you're wearing - not *who* picked it out. in general anyway. if i had picked my own stuff, 100% of the time, i might have looked even more autistic than i did. not even the style of the clothes. but just being reminded to literally buy new clothes because the old ones looked bad.

at the same time, choosing clothes is a part of forming identity. and even if parents don't know psychological concepts like that, they should recognize that it's part of learning basic independence. parents completely fucking baffle me when they coddle children to the point of not knowing stuff like how to pick out some essentials.

>>25769382
Of course all of the 18 year olds who are dressing themselves for the first time and pahjeet transfer students wear shitty clothes, thanks for the update.

People don't care about clothes in college so everyone looks bad

>>25767380

>caring about fashion

Enjoy getting cucked by homeless gutter punk chad who wears rags, you fucking loser.

>>25769417
>being this much in denial about being wrong
>thinking fashion trends are set by older people
You are really showing your ignorance.

>>25766837
I bet someguy could get away with it if they were a manlet.

Honestly, when an adult male goes out with their mom and they're noticeably taller than her, it just immediatly spells out autism to other people.

>>25769446
>>thinking fashion trends are set by older people

They are though, who do you think makes and markets trends you retard

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>>25768553
>not spending time with your mom

>>25769435

>gutter punk chad

I actually knew a girl in high school that cheated on her bf with one of those pieces of shit. He was 6'3 and covered in shitty scratch tattoos, and gave her hepatitis.

>>25767428
>>25766837

I just never go out so when my mom wants to go out she forces me to go with her and we end up shopping for clothes but i just say no.

ITT: Proof that anime fuels the Oedipus complex

I've been wearing the same shirt, jeans and boots for 2 months. I hardly wash them and don't much care to. I don't care what people think of my hygiene because I have before and been burned badly for it. I live on my own and haven't made a new friend since 2012. I lived with mom until 22 and just got out of their house. I literally don't talk to anyone because I have social anxiety. I can only post in r9k to socialize.

>>25766837

my mom is fashionable tho

>>25766636
What are autism jeans? Dad jeans? Just regular work jeans?

>>25767468
>buttmad normies get so mad when you say their game sucks they immediately deduce in their pea sized brain that it must be that we are just bad at it

keep being a stereotype.

>>25769807

Vivid to pale blue baggy ill-fitting jeans you often see paired with a pop culture t-shirt.

Who /robot but attractive as fuck/ here? Not even autistic.

>>25766794
w-what am I supposed to do then

>>25769457
Is it because he's tall so him being an adult stands out more. Or is it only okay to shop with your mother if you're a short adult, because short people can't reach? Honestly, to me, I don't care what your height is. If you're an adult and still shop with mommy, somethings off or you were forced.

>>25769915
Post pics /sleepernormie/.

>>25769230


Guilty of this one

>>25769382

Boot cut was popular with hipsters around 2006, haven't seen it since then.

I work on a college campus.

>>25769230
Depending on the chair height, I do this and I'm not an autist.

How is it that every man with a severely nasal voice is also a total autist? Does autism change your vocal chords?

>>25769230
>not alternating sitting positions
You are the autist. If you cross your ankles and look uncomfortable then you are uncomfortable and autistic. I splay my shit out all the time but also cross ankles even when I am telling jokes and yelling shit all over the place. If you are being conscious about your every movement you are fucked.

>>25769976
Bend straight over to show off your cute butt.
If you tie your shoes right they will NEVER come untied http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/secureknot.htm

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>>25770104
Autism is a meme desu:
>be born with shit genes
>become outcast by peers
>never develope social skills
>develope hyper-anxiety

It's almost become pop culture, because people seem to think that anyone with even the slightest quirk has autism.

>>25769899
>tfw I usually go out wearing that

Seriously, what the fuck do I wear that won't make me look autistic?

>>25770320
sweatpants and solid color t-shirts :^)

>>25770156
Thanks anon, now I know how to tie my shoes correctly.

>>25766636
What's wrong with wire frame glasses?

>>25769915
I always get rated an 8.5/10, so that's basically me. Shame about my personality, though...

>>25766669
>Chad flatemate on campus LITERALLY played LoL and shit often
>was pulling pussy every week or more
>his friends were also pulling pussy
>would come back to apartment smelling of weed and sex
>was drinking almost every night
>exercised like a motherfucker yet was a passive aggressive bitch nigger

>>25766837
>tfw I shop for clothes with my mother

I pick everything out, though. I do it for the much more autistic reason that I can't drive because I actually do have diagnosed autism.

>>25766636
I do all of this sans the autism shoes (I do still own a pair, but never wear them), too.

>>25769197
ive been wearing the same dirty clothes for weeks now, underwear included. you're good, my man. also who cares?

>>25766636
>>Autism jeans
Explain please

Ok gang, what's a simple to order, not autistic haircut?

>>25766636
He is constantly judging people around him, wil try to steer convo,0 will power, not mature at any level and thinks he above people simply because he can put them in a category.but yo feel bad for him hes got it bad.

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>>25770879
this or similar

>>25767380
do you know how I know you don't know shit about fashion?

you recommended reading /fa

so for everyone here debating about fashion, it's simple, the better looking and fit you are in general the more clothes you can wear, a 10/10 could wear fucking sweatpants with sandals and still look fashionable, on the other hand if you are fat and ugly then very little will make you look good and you should focus on losing weight and growing a beard to hide your face or something.

>>25766814

Manbuns only work on asians. Looks fucking stupid on everyone else.

>>25771441
>*Manbuns only work on women
FTFY

>>25771469

Yeah I forgot a bit of my sentence

*works on asians and barely at that

It looks fucking retarded.

>7 pairs of blue jeans
>14 XXXL shirts
>14 pairs of socks
>sandals

that's all i wear. what's the verdict?

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>>25771541
You qualify for autismobux phamily.

>>25771541
do you also use a fanny pack?
and thick glasses?

>>25770104
> How is it that every man with a severely nasal voice is also a total autist? Does autism change your vocal chords?

I majored in a nerd/autist topic and about a third had deep voices. Many did have a nasal voice though.

Some of them speak really fast, that's one good autist detector.

> tfw deep voice
> tfw it's the only thing you've got complimented on
> be 14, a friend who's a girl used to call me
> once she passes the phone to her friend
> "wow, you have a really sexy voice"

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>>25769175

>being autistic but desperate to fit in you accidentally reveal you think autism shoes is about the brand!

KEK!

Silly autist, always missing the point badly.

White socks are the number one sign of a sperg.

>tfw Levi 511s

THESE FEEL BETTER THAN SEX

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>>25772450

Not while autism shoes exists they're not.

Definitely right up there with dadcore jeans and baggy cargo shorts.

>>25770879
buzz

>>25766837
What if your girlfriend picks out your clothes for you?

I saw a legit robot in GameStop once. wore sweat pants and shirt in the middle of summer, new balances, and smelled like shit. stuttering up a storm talking to the female cashier.

>>25772711

It's weird when you notice one and everything said in these threads really just clicks and you realise robots really, really should stop dressing like this.

>>25769175
They're both ugly as fuck.

>>25769457

I'm 168cm and my mom is 152cm, what do

>Mom/Dad blue jeans
>always touching his glasses
>wolves on his tshirt
>dbz/naruto/kingdom hearts/random anime/random anime symbols on clothes
>60 frames per second ONLY
>PC gaming ONLY
>xbox has no games
>always wiping hands on pants
>doesnt wash hands in bathroom
>jerking off in communal bathrooms

Fuckin dweebs you disgust me

>>25773067
forgot those dusty ass shoes you fuckheads have been wearing since 2009.

What the FUCK is wrong with you people...how can you be so unself aware. dress like you at least give an iota of a fuck. your shoes are the worst thing of all

What kinds of jeans are acceptable? I'm gonna drive to target today to replace my dad jeans.

>>25773122
Slim/skinny jeans with very narrow ankles.

>>25773122
what ever you find the most comfortable

>>25773122
anything that you can wear and not look like you drive a soccer team in van every weekend. dont roll the legs up into a collar dont have the waits super high up on you ...just dont look like an asspie

>>25773190
I'm a barrel chested, 5'8 Neanderthal, so no skinny jeans.

>>25773122
dark blue, not too tight on the thighs and a nice taper on the lower leg.

>>25767428
theyve done studies and basically autism is usually caused by over protective parents. you gotta cut them fuckers off and assert yourself as a MAN and just sink and swim on your own to get out of it

>>25773268

>5'8

I'm sorry anon.

orig comment doo not steal

>>25773122
Skinny jeans if you want to be uncomfortable and regretting your purchase later. Skinny jeans are going out of style soon too, imo.

Slim or slim straight jeans are comfortable, not too baggy, and not too skinny.

Also if you're looking for sweatpants, buy jogger sweatpants. Theyre warm and comfy, which is ideal for being a lazy robot. Also they're stylish, if you care about that. Just don't by joggers with crazy patterns on them, buy solid colored ones.

>>25773122
>target

DONT go to kmart, walmart, or target.

Try Old navy, Levi, and H&M

>>25769386
Can I get a source on that?
Please?
also fucking unoriginal wtf

>>25767504
This can just be lack of sleep though

>>25770879
>he gets his hair cut.

>>25767428
>shop with mum as a teen
>she picks out some ugly shit
>"I don't like it"
>"I will not wear it, you can waste money if you want but it will sit in my drawers unworn until we give it away, I promise"
>she doesn't buy it

Assert yourself you fucking beta cuck

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>Sit with their laptop screen facing the wall, or else looking around nervously when they open it

I used to do this but then I realized no one cares what the fuck I'm shitposting about at a coffee shop. the most autistic thing I have about me is probably the fact that the back of my laptop is covered in a bunch of different anime stickers. Not even really hated on about it ether more often then not I'll have someone start a conversation with me because they recognize a character.

>>25766837
going to the store with your mom doesn't mean she's the one picking out clothes for you, bruv. I go with her precisely because I don't trust her to pick out clothes for christmas or whatever. And we save the trip by going together instead of doing our shopping separately

i always wear a solid color hanes tshirt (from those cheap walmart tshirt packs) and a pair of athletic shorts (black or navy 90% of the time) and flip flops

is that autistic or just lazy?

>>25774345
Both

Orange original

>>25774345
my wordrobe is similar but costs way more. basically non cheap version of what youre wearing. im not autistic

>>25773744
Be glad you had a fairly normal mother and enough shirts to have a choice.

> not wearing skinny jeans, beanie and a t shirt
Converse and vanns help
And some sort of bomber jacket or whatever the fuck its called.
Its a look for skinny cunts so yeh

>>25766636
holy shit all of those are me

>>25773893
I'm paranoid of people at work seeing my computer, since I have to bring and use my own laptop.

>>25774345
do you live in florida at least?

>>25766928
Cry more /fa/

>>25773122
>Target

You've already fucked up.

Levis are good if you want something decent but not too expensive.

I'm 24 and don't even live with my mother, she still buys me autism jeans and blank tshirts from Costco and I just pick them up when I visit her.

>>25776227

If you covered in in anime stickers already, you're retarded.

If it's just your desktop or browsing history, create a guest account and use a different browser.

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My brother turns 20 in a couple months and is the textbook definition of an aspie. He's been coming on 4chan for years. Doesn't drive, doesn't wash, room is a disgusting mess, has only three or four shirts, including a Minecraft one and a WoW one, and two pairs of jeans, both of which let his ass hang out, can't interact with people face-to-face without acting like an awkward faggot, eats only frozen hot pockets and microwave popcorn. Is it too late for him?

>>25777323

Not quite, but he's definitely on the border. After your early 20s you're pretty screwed.

Does he seemed depressed at all? The problem is, if he's happy or even mildly accepting of his pathetic life, he has no incentive to change. Especially if he's being supported by your parents.

I'd ask him if in five years or so, if he was still where he was right now, if he would be happy. If he says yes, he's doomed himself. If he says no, remind him that his life will stay stagnated unless he strives for change.

Also remind him that his lifestyle just isn't sustainable. When he's 20, he's barely an adult and still has some "wiggle room" in terms of responsibility. But what happens when his room gets infested with roaches? When a chauffeur won't be readily available? When in five years, everything he's ever worked at is null by the time he logs off the game?

Of course, I don't know your brother. Maybe he has a job/goes to school and sustains himself just fine, and is just a little immature. In that case, just be up-front about if he smells or looks dorky and the value of presenting yourself well and staying hygienic. Social skills might never improve, but everything else is a relatively easy fix. He'll always be a sperg but he can at least be a clean sperg.

>>25777323
he should become a 4chan janitor tbqh

>>25770879
buzz it yourself every 2 weeks.

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carpenter jeans

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>>25777323
>implying he's not a janitor moderating this thread right now
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG... BROTHER.

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>>25766669
>plays videos games
>posts on r9k
>meme arrows

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>>25769383
>Dude, those games are normie af

league maybe, dota is dead as fuck on the otherhand though.

>>25766837
>tfw mom buys you underwear
>tfw never went clothes shopping alone in my 26 years that I am alive

>>25769457
i go out to do laundry and get groceries with my mom every weekend, is that autistic?