>force myself to pretend to act confident around everyone

>>25766474
I can't stop myself from saying incredibly autistic things.

>>25766474
I really like this self improvement meme, it's really funny

>>25766474
some of us literally just cant do all that

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>>25766474

you're right for the majority cases the first steps of self improvement are hard, but some people here are genuinely autistic, in shitty financial situations and or very ugly which naturally makes it even harder to pull yourself up

>>25766474
> lazy sleeper normie realises he's a normie

>why don't you just X?

fuck off to be honest

>>25766474
>do all of this
>no one else ever try
Why do i always have to carry the conversation? I don't give a shit about most stuff normies care about

>>25766474
ITT: that 20 year old guy who thinks he has it all figured out by doing literally tuck all but maturing naturally. No, fuck you

S-so I'm not cursed? That gypsy was lying to me?

Thanks anon,.

>>25766474
No one is complaining here senpai ok

>>25766523

This tbqh

I did what op said and all it did was draw.more attention to my cringe inducing autism.

>>25766474
ok so you were just a normie to stupid to be a normie and it took you 20 something years to figure it out

I'm here because I was tired of lying to myself and everyone around me. Then again I'm not bitter about it, I fully embrace being a robot and I'm much much happier living like this than I ever was pretending to give two fucks about normies and forcing myself to go to parties and bars because its the expected thing to do

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>able to talk normally rather than being a "confident" douchefag
>everyone around me is a fucking normie and I hate them so I keep my mouth shut
>why are you so anti-social? in derogatory tone
Fucking normies.

Fuck you normie, if you made it, you were a Chad in the first place. You just got lucky like the rest of normies. Now you're just here trying to insult us. Fucking faggot.

yeah except i have Tourettes Syndrome, so it's almost impossible for me to not come off as "weird, goofy" at some point to people. i've been called "weird" and "weird in a cute way" by almost every person i've befriended.

changing myself to be accepted by other people isn't an option for me, i have too much integrity, my body won't physically let me and i can't just stop having Tourettes Syndrome.

tell this shit to people who have actual health issues, you're gonna get shot the fuck down because solutions aren't one-size fit all.

>>25766667

Re read your post and try to see the mental gymnastics you robots do.

OP is right and it hurts.

>>25766569

>sleeper normie

please let this be the next meme

>>>/you/

>>25766682
Okay you enlightened scholar. Explain me the mental gymnastics then. People get lucky and just through luck they succeed. You really think his advice of smiling more, talking to people, developing social skills would work if he was ugly, short, etc? Are you really this deluded?

Oh and before you say something like "hurr muh 4'3" ugly friend" just save it. Anecdotes don't prove shit.

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>>25766569
>sleeper normie
fucking brilliant

>>25766474
>engage in conversation
How?
>ask questions
This gets boring once you run out or ask too many.
>share stories
What stories? I don't have any that anyone would find interesting.

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>>25766569
>sleeper normie

What if I like myself for who I am right now? Maybe I like being an awkward autist. Maybe I just want to be accepted without having to transform myself. Maybe I want a qt gf who likes me for being weird and awkward.

>>25766474
>be a lonely bachelor playing vidya and eating junk all day
>read on 4chan that i have to succeed in life, its not hard
>get a job at an office, dress smartly, fix sleep schedule
>force myself to pretend to act confident around everyone I meet
>engage in conversation, ask questions, and share stories
>force myself to maintain eye contact with people and correct my posture
>smile more, take initiative, work hard, go to gym, eat healthy, use saved money to travel
>two years of this good life and i crash
>hyper depressed
>everything feels fake
>i dont know who i am anymore
>considering suicide for real
>return to my former zombified self and relax
>tranquility takes over again
>living the dream again

Wew, dodged a bullet there. Happiness is lack of stress, lads. Just keep it simple and dont do things. Things are bad for you.