Who else /cantcomprehendsex/ here? Up until I finished college

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>>25752507
Designated chub thread.

>>25752507
> Travelling to space seems like it would require less steps and effort.
It does

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>>25752507
>/cantcomprehendsex/

>Putting words between /slashes/ like a general thread

This meme needs to die.

>>25752507
Pretty much why I gave up on ever having sex during highschool. Currently a 26 year old virgin.

There are just too many protocols to follow. Things you must say and actions you must perform, and all of them have to be done at the precise time or everything goes to shit. There are rules you have to know, like when saying "no" means yes and when it actually means no.

Normals are born with the instinctual knowledge of how to do this perfectly but to me its like seeing a baby that is able to flawlessly play a violin immediately after birth.

>>25752507
wtf does this even mean

>>25752507
hahaha virgin faggot, kill yourself

Yea I'm prude. I don't watch porn either nor have I ever. I masterbate to 2d only.

No different than eating a donut? whats not to get? its absurd if you smoke a bowl first mayb

>>25752564
I own a board on 8ch called /chub/, it's a failure

>>25752886
because /bbw/ exists

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>>25752507
how did a cute girl get trapped inside that monster?

What I can't understand is how two normal people decide to have sex.

I mean, I pass through people on the streets, they seem like regular people, like human beings, I cannot imagine what would make them take off their clothes and hump each other like animals. It's not rational behavior you expected from a member of civilized society.

>>25752741
Well said, Anon.
19 year old virgin here, I'm going to make it to wizardhood, I'm feeling it.
I'm just too socially retarded, plus I have massive social anxiety. If I was a 9/10 or something I'd have a chance, but when I'm not feeling down in the dumps I consider myself barely average. Acne scars certainly aren't helping.

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Lol I can't even really comprehend kissing.

>>25752989
nice. I have that stool.