Enjoying your Thursday, wagecuck?

Yes I am. Nice of you to ask anon

I will buy your life, neetfag. Once I have you, you will only wear a maids costume, and prance around the house cleaning my expensive wares.

But don't let me catch you steeling, neetcuck! Oh you'd be in a world of pain if I caught you causing such mischief.

You see, the last little maidsboy I had stole my precious 12" dildo. Let's say he got to know it more than he would have if he had gotten away with it. Enjoy sleeping in, neetboy!

My boss is telling me to be excited because it's "Friday Eve."

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>stayed up all night and all day to get hours straight
>sleep that night and wake up at 12
>it worked
>staged up til 9am today
>I fucking did it again

As a NEET I find it impossible to get straight hours.

>>25744719
Her sweat looks like chickenpox.

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>>25744664
>tfw the only power you will ever have is roleplaying fantasies at a frogposter on the internet

HE DID IT! HE JUST SAID FRIDAY EVE!

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>>25744600
This is a very important question.

fantastic Thursday, actually. Had lunch with my work waifu, and managed to get off work early. Had a bacon wrapped fillet mignon and a couple of beers for dinner at the pub, and enjoyed a night walk around the suburb. My 980ti arrived (the postman was autistic and left it on my doorstep, but at least I have it). I ranked up in csgo, and spent a little while browsing the internet. I then drew a nice hot bath, and read some Dark Tower. I then settled into my 1200 thread count sheets, feeling absolutely content with where I am in life. So how was waking up at 2pm and shitposting for 8 hours straight to fill the void inside of you caused by literally everyone else being better than you? I mean, you're definitely going to die a virgin. Do you even have a single friend? You should probably just end it

>>25744887
>2016
>Hasn't finished Dark Tower

Your sheets are actually just 800 count.

Only one way to know for sure.

>>25744887
>ranked up in csgo

They removed that feature last patch you idiot

>>25744600
Not good, one of my employees called out on my day off and no one will cover the whole shift. I have to get dressed, showered, and shaved for a one hour shift.

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WHERE IS MY SWEET NEETMEAT WHY MUST I SUFFER GIVE ME MY NEET FOR CUMMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Off work Thursday (today) due to schedule changes from management
>Literally nothing to do because my life revolves around my wagecuckery

Sleeping in was nice I guess. I'll go drop off laundry then go to the gym. Times like this I wish I had friends.

>>25744948
No it's just much harder. The new distribution is based around gnm as average, which basically fucked up everything. If you're gud you can still rank up

>>25744959
>tfw you manage a brothel

>have a three day weekend in the middle of the week
>spend most of it playing Animal Crossing New Leaf and Xenoblade Chronicles X, while drinking coffee or beer

Ruining my health is awesome

>>25744990
Warowl won his last 11 games in a row with over 30 frags every game. I'm not good, I just like having a fun game with voice chat

>>25744600
Not really. My drug dealer hasn't showed up yet, and some cunt called me ~1am so I didnt get much sleep.

>>25744887
2016 and thinking thead count has anything to do with comfort.
What's it like overpaying for inferior products? Do you have an iPhone as well?

>>25745560
This is all you can come up with?
NEETs are pathetic.

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>girl sits next to me on train
>when she leaves whispers "bye"

Yeah, actually. I brought my tablet in with me because they don't need me all the time. Everything's running fine right now so I'm playing video games on it in my office. Just finished chapter 17 of Fire Emblem 8. Gotta say, Lute is really strong this run. She's got more defense than any caster should have in this game.

Last day at my job tbqh

>start prepping a new wagebull on Monday

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I just got out the mental hospital to renew my autism status and there were 6 wagecucks there that had all attempted suicide anything the last 72 hours. Sad.

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well i went outside from my apartment for the second time this year

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>>25746629
Within*
Autocorrect

>>25744600
I had a great Thursday, Got to help out loads of clients, meet some admirable people, and I'll sleep well tonight having done a hard days work.

How's your personal depression, NEET?