>place order on amazon.com 2 days ago >finally says sh

It will surely ship tomorrow.

What did you order, anon?

>got two day shipping
>package came in one day
D*g bless California

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>>25735170
Hey, retard.

"Shipping" means it's been sent out for transportation from the seller's location to yours.

"Delivery" is when you will actually receive it. Don't bitch until you haven't received it in the estimated delivery time.

>>25735835
shut up retard he never claimed it was supposed to arrive today

>>25735170
>buy bitcoin
>use one of the sites to get someone with prime to buy you shit
>get 2 day shipping

>>25735170
Was it an sd card?

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>package to be received before 8pm
>home all day
>doesn't knock or ring the doorbell
>sorry we missed you

One time the delivery guy gave me a whole book of those sheets you gotta sign, my fucking Roommate throws them out

>>25735170
You can thank unions for that, they allow workers to become lazy apathetic cunts who are given a free pass to do jack shit on company time. If there were no unions you'd get your mail a hell of a lot sooner.

>>25735790
2 trucks of dildos to be honest.

>>25735170
>2016
>Not having Amazon Prime which offers free 2-day shipping

It's like you're literally living in the stone age.

>>25735170

>ordered buis on december 23nd
>eta-feb 8th

fuck my life m8s

>>25735790
nothing interesting, leave me alone
>>25735893
no
>>25736188
no thank you, in fact I don't think I'll be using amazon at all after this experience.

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>my onahole has been stuck in customs for over a day now