>make stupid post
>leave thread
>>25730962
>make bad thread
>delete 4chan
>get btfo
>don't visit board for rest of day
>make thread with no replies
>contemplate suicide
>>25732122
>>25732143
Keked, woke my dad up
>say tomorrow will be different
>its the same
>>25730962
>start arguing with someone online
>body begins shaking in anxiety for some reason
>>25732333
>prank call random girl you found online
>sweating, shaking, voice breaks
>>25732205
tell ur dad to stay that way lol
>>25732385
>lol
>ur
Senpai come on did you just come from /b/? be honest
>>25732435
whats your problem bro?
>>25730962
>free associate shitpost
>no one understands what i'm saying.
>>25732590
lobular pastures are for fruity tooties, forget the 45 camels.
>>25730962
>>25732069
>>25732122
>>25732143
>>25732205
>>25732227
>>25732333(checks trips)
>>25732364
>>25732385
>>25732435
>>25732550
>>25732590
>>25732618
>open thread
>reply to all
>leave
>make thread
>getting blown the fuck out
>try to delete the thread
>You cannot delete a post this old.
just off yourself already please
>>25733470
>Be jewish
>make subversive post
>try to be witty on r9k
>get muted
>make a post with a glaringly obvious typo
>spam delete
>someone responds as soon as I delete it
>>25734330
>make a post with a very obvious typo, expecting replies
>get none
feminist theory is the only theory worth studying
>Make clever post
>Sit and wait for replies
>Never get any
>try to bait robots by obviously bragging about having sex/getting a girlfriend
>realize how stupid and petty this is
>i could be pushing someone that much closer to suicide
>nvm, no one replied anyway
>>25730962
>get BTFO
>start samefagging and pretend to be several people ganging up on the guy who rekt me
>get shit on by somebody for something I don't deserve to be shit on for
>samefag as people who share their opinion
>for weeks on end
>being so vitriolic about it that it becomes a meme and other people get in on it for easymodo trolling
>no one can ever say that thing again without being called a shitty memester
works in every thread on /vg/