>ITT:
We share cringe moments.
>be me
>dad always tries to awkwardly hook me up with fast food grills when i take him out to eat
>Always says the corniest shit and tries to make them write my number down
>Probes them about it until we leave
similar experiences anyone?
>>25728043
that's pretty bad
I have too many to share
>>25728043
jesus christ anon why the fuck do you keep going out with him?
>>25728043
>>Always says the corniest shit and tries to make them write my number down
hate to break it to you, but your dad's a piece of shit
tell him to lead his own fucking life
>>25728121
He wants to fuck him
>>25728043
you should do the same to him
I'll write it out because I can't format it well in greentext. I was on the bus on my way to high school, and as it stopped I ended up exiting at the same time as a cute girl in my class, huge mistake for me. Now I'm trying to figure out what to do. If I start walking fast then she'll think I'm running away from her, and if I walk slowly she'll think I'm creepingly staring at her from behind. So I end up just walking next to her without saying a word. I was embarassed as fuck.
>>25728159
I agree
>hey anon I'm gonna help you get a gf
>by making you look like my beta bitch in front of them
I think he's really trying to impress them so HE can get at them
>>25728043
my mother calls me by my entire name EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
I feel really embarassed about that shit
>>25728159
>>25728195
> anon getting cucked by dad
>>25728159
He most likely knows the kid posts here, he is trying to help. He does not know girls changed in the last decade.
>>25728189
wtf man
i can't read this shit if ain't green
>>25728273
Sorry. It wasn't an interesting story anyway so you're not missing out on anything.
>>25728301
Anon you really have to have more confidence in yourself
>>25728189
should should smiled and said hey
>>25728329
Yeah but for some reason, the thought of atleast trying to talk to her never occured to me. All I could think about was where to walk and how I should've timed it so I didn't exit at the same time as her.
>>25728043
>order some mcdicks
>its loud as fuck inside
>get my food and turn to leave
>qt grill who handed food says "have a nice day"
>i misheard and thought she said "how was your day" so i turn back around and say good
>awkward stare competition for 10 secs
>realize i dun fucked up and leave
this happened 2 years ago and i haven't been back there since
>>25728244
OP here,
Dad was born in 1954.... He calls the girls he tries to hook me up with little miss and dollie still. I laugh but it's still cringe af
I always cringe when i have to greet someone
This happened to me when I was like 10 years old
>at the store buying candy with my brother
>pay for mine
>thought I paid for my bro's aswell so I tell him to come out with me
>the cashier comes out and say you didn't pay
>fell really embarassed
>10 years later and I'm still too scared of buying candy there again, despite it being the closest store to where I live