GIMME gimme chicken Tendies!
NOT from Mickey's NOT from Wendies!
I want tendies made by YOU!
From the fridge oh plump and TRUE!
TURN the oven to 120
BETTER not fuck up my tendies!
You'll be sorry if you DO!
Something you will surely RUE!
PLANT your ass and start the timer!
Better HURRY I'm a whiner!
SIT and stare cause did i mention?
Tendies NEED your full attention!
DING ding ding I think there done!
That was only HALF the fun!
Take them OUT, and please be quick!
and DON'T you use those oven mitts!
Use your hands to get my tendies!
NOT from Mickey's NOT from Wendies!
These are tendies made by YOU!
From the fridge oh plump and TRUE!
Now ON your knees I need a table!
Do not cry, I KNOW you're able
Shut your mouth and don't be rude!
Tendies are my Favorite Food!
Now they're done but I need more.
GO get your ass out to the store.
And get yourself a little treat!
For serving you're rambunctious NEET!
Who comes up with this shit
Now I'm hungry for tendies. MUMMY!!!!!!!! REEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED TENDIES, IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY ALLLLLL YEEEEEEARRRRRR! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's your current tendies to GBP ratio faggots? Mine is 3 GBP to 1 tendie
>>25720676
>GBP
>1 tendie
Get you ass outta here with your foreigner money. Your tendies are not wanted here
>>25720700
Wtf is money you normie fuck?
>>25720734
great british pounds
>>25720480
>there
Ruined it.
>>25720754
that's how he got by the filter
The many screw ups of there, their and they're kinda ruin this
>>25720773
I read the rest and
>you're
I'm going to give OP the benefit of the doubt and assume he's spicing it up with some trolling.
>>25720782
Please gtfo you grammar jews.