Femanons, do you ever get jealous of girls like pic related?

>>25717050
honestly dude this seems like a terrible example and/or picture

>>25717050
>tfw you will never have a nerdy cowtits mommy gf
Kill me.

not really, I have zero interest in my appearance thanks to the wonders of autism

>>25717164
thats not what this is a picture of but okay...

>>25717185
>tfw no autistic gf ever

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Femanons why haven't you squashed the boundaries of your gender stereotype and embraced the expression of your true selves?

Bad example but yes constantly. I'm sort of a masochist I guess so I look at 10/10 threads everytime I find one just to fuck me up more

No, because she looks like a slut and sluts are gross.

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>>25717209
>never learned to shave my legs or armpits
>can now pretend its some sort of feminist statement rather than immaturity

>>25717237
All women are sluts. You're no exception.

>>25717164
>tfw no girlfriend with glasses period

>>25717255
>you're no exception

Well I think I am and that's all that matters.

>>25717280
I don't care what you think and that's all that matters.

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Hey femanons, here's a dumb question everybody knows the answer to because it's universal human behavior but I'll just schism the community more for no reason because I'm an Illuminati subtle influence agent/faggot

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>>25717164
>cowtits
>tfw no blind bf

>>25717164
those tits are small as fuck you retarded idiot

>>25717280
>my feelings are more important than reality

>>25717457
What are you talking about? Why blind?

>>25717240
Tfw this except makeup

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No. I'm better looking than her. When will you guys ever learn and post some actually intimidating women instead of a pic that just serves your fetish in that moment?

I'll help you with your thread, then. Take pic related.

>>25717240

i watched my ex go through the process of learning to shave legs / armpits, put on makeup, wear dresses, etc.

she was 23. i think i teased her too much desu

>>25717209
>tfw no facial hair
>tfw underweight all my life
>tfw not even tumblr feminism is open to me

>>25717240
There's nothing to learn about shaving legs or armpits. Makeup, I could understand (even though there are tons of youtube videos) but shaving?
How retarded can one be?
I doubt any women ever get TAUGHT how to shave.
I hope this is motherfucking bait.

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>>25717457
Mfw into sensory deprivation and would want to spend entire days blindfolded.

>>25717623
Lol she's beautiful. You're jealous of her.

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No. That picture looks like a trap? The chest looks off.

Here's a woman that I find stunning? If I was into girls, it'd be like this one.

>>25717676
Could just be because autist but even though I shave my legs and have done for ten years I still fuck it up by slicing my skin or missing spots. Also I can't seem to not look like a tranny with palsy every time I try and do makeup, tutorials or not.

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>>25717676

>tfw my father never taught me how to shave my face properly
>tfw I just got an electric razor with trimmer and have decent facial hair so it doesn't matter anyway

Feels good man.

>>25717240
It's okay. I never learnt to shave my face.

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Roasties, do you ever get jealous of girls like pic related?

>>25717050
>tfw i`ll never be a qt,slim neet femanon to be dominated by +6ft tall lesbian with a bad dragon dildo strap-on

end me

>>25717240
Meh.
My wife doesn't do these things.

>>25717255
Everyone who makes a broad generalization is an idiot

>>25719209
Why didn't he?
It took me 20 minutes with my sons....

>tfw whenever I need to shave I just use my sister's leg shaving razor
is that disgusting? I rinse it off first

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>>25719209
>decide I'm gonna learnt to shave with a cut-throat.
>difficult as fuck
>slice my face up like a car accident the first time
>high-test as fuck
>do it faggot

>>25719209

>tfw no decent facial hair
>tfw still have to shave to not look like I'm trying to grow a beard
>tfw I still don't shave because I don't go out of my house and I give a fuck

>>25717959
Really FB? She has a fucking kanji tattoo....

>>25717623
Someone post that screenshot of the wimmins getting triggered and trash talking the sunbathing tittiemonster on facebook, please.

>>25717050
Not really. I've got a pretty live/let live attitude about other females. I'm pretty accepting of myself and the way that I look, overcome a lot of my self-esteem issues

few exceptions. Girls with bright red hair that sing, and/or "quirky" girls

I can't stand being in a room with them. The former, we're like magnets that are the same so they repel eachother. The latter makes me wanna scratch her eyes out for the same reasons as "lololol I saw a third week showing of the Avengers, I'm such a NERD"

>>25719482

Probably because he was a shitty lazy father. I had to beg him for years to teach me how to ride a bike and even then it wasn't until I was like 12.

>>25719576

>tfw thought about this
>decided why bother because the electric razor works just as well for me

>>25719603

I got kind of lucky desu, my mustache and goatee/beard looks alright. My cheeks don't connect so it's patchy and awful, but I can just keep them mostly clean/at worst trim them for that scruffly look.

Now the only thing I have to worry about is all these hipsters adopting the same facial hair once the lumberjack craze is over.

>>25717164
my first kiss last week was with a girl like that

>mfw her nudes

She looks like this 3 year old boy I used to work with and hated. I wish I had her thinness I guess, but not even her body type. Tits too small and shoulders too broad.