why dont you have a mommy gf, anons?

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where is mommy, anon?

>>25699268
Nobody wants to be a mommy gf.

>>25699935
this. Even disgusting single moms with leathery skin and desperation by the bushels: No woman is ready to be the loving mother I never had.

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>>25699268
>tfw no same-age mommy gf

>>25699268
Women hate this kind of thing. Most would rather call you daddy.

>>25699268
Because they don't exist.

And I just want someone to care ABOUT me, not care FOR me.

>>25699268
most people want to be dominant without the repercussions of being dominant

king without a castle and land to govern sort of deal

would you want to be a daddy bf to an average looking gf

>>25699268
because i'd rather be the dominating figure in a relationship spoiler

also i don't have a gf

>>25700813
>no younger, tiny but still assertive and dominant gf

>tfw want to be a mommy gf thing but scare everyone away with obsessive love

>>25699268

The guy who drew this picture got cucked by his girlfriend.

She fucked a Chad and told him that the Red Pill was true.

Not even joking. Mommy GFs, dominant women, and nurturing females literally do not exist.

>>25700813
>>25701240

>TFW SAME AGE MOMMY GF WHO'S SHORTER THAN ME BUT HAS AMAZING BREASTS AND LOVES TO HAVE THEM SUCKED ON AND KISSED AND STROKES ME HAIR AND CREAMPIE FETISH AND HER PUSSY IMMEDIATELY SELF LUBRICATES IF I SAY MOMMY OR CUMMIES AND SHE'S GETTING ME A COLLAR SOON

Living the dream desu.

>>25699268

Had one once. She was 100% batshit crazy and it didn't last very long (longer than it should have) but at least she helped me out of being the socially retarded, straightedge KHV I was through high school and most of college.

The social retardation mostly came back eventually but at least I can keep a handle on it better now.

>tfw am a mommy gf

>>25701311
You just don't exist or have delusional views. Most people who want that are actual robots like me who come with lots of psychological issues. I don't know why any girl would want that

>>25701525

How did you meet your bf?

Do you have any advice for a guy who wants a mommy gf super badly?

>>25701574
>How did you meet your bf?

on /r9k/

>Do you have any advice for a guy who wants a mommy gf super badly?

I'm an inexperienced autist so not really but I guess I could tell you to avoid spooky places like fetlife, /soc/, tumblr, etc. There is nothing more authentic than just sorta taking it slowly and patiently with someone you share a mutual attraction with.

>>25701369

Proof?

Not that I doubt you very much, it sounds about right.

>tfw Chinese mommy gf

YOU LADS DON'T EVEN KNOW HALF THE FUN

>>25701746
Does she make you do remedial math problem sets for hours before she lets you make cummies?

>>25700893
care to write that better?

I want a mommy gf because my daddy doesn't want to be my bf.

I'm just a loser. An unloved, unwanted adultchild. It's disgusting. I'd totally be his mommy too though, if he let me. I'd even love to lactate for him and breastfeed him and do all kinds of pregnancy role play of all kinds. Ughhhh I want him sooooo baddddddddd T_T

>>25701949

>daddy doesn't want to be my bf

Isn't that the whole point of it?

>>25701949
do you mean your real dad?

>>25701949
>biological dad doesn't want to sully his relationship with you with sex

>UGH NO ONE LOVES ME T_T

You really shouldn't want that desu.

>>25702064
you seem to be hanging out a whole lot itt, Ivan. Got something to share with us?

I had a mommy fuck buddy. I called her mommy, it was so good, "cum for mommy baby", hhnnnnggg. I miss her.

>>25702104
It's pretty hot

>>25699268
They don't exist. You are supposed to, as a man, be the dominant one in the relationship. She is not your mother. She won't love you the way you want to be loved because she, biologically, is not avlt to. You are the captain, and she is your first mate. You are the rock in the relationship and you cannot show any sort of sensitivity or weakness around her. You'll kill attraction doing that.

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Because I don't want to be a leech on someone else, even if they say they're fine with it.

>>25702218
>be a leech
>making mommy orgasm lots, preparing breakfast in bed, making kitschy gifts and loving her lots

Obviously you're just a bad son, there's loads of ways you could contribute.

They don't exist, and it hurts my chest.

>>25702218
>be mommy gf
>bf asks for my opinion on things
>bf listens to me
>bf wants to make me feel good and happy and nice
>bf actually cares about what i want
>bf is patient and not pushy at all

Leeches need not apply.

>>25702383

can i trade one of my max level world of warcraft characters for such a relationship?

Where do you even find one of these, besides weird fetish websites?

>tfw get gf who wants to call me daddy
>never tried it and liked her so went with it
>feel like I'm on the wrong end of the scale sometimes
>feel weird, get ed (possibly unrelated)
>tell her
>she mommy doms me lovingly and dick is diamonds
>tfw switch mommy gf with huge tits
Life is good.

>>25702504
No. Get your own, loser. >:(

>>25700855
No one would care for you if they didn't care about you unless you paid them.

>>25702794
you need to lighten the fuck up and get a sense of humour. not even that guy

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>>25701378
W-where do you find such a gf? Did you need to convert her or was she always this way?

How did you find out she was into that stuff?

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS ANON

LITERALLY impossible to find

like finding a unicorn

>>25703186
>>25701378
Yeah, please share

>>25699268
>mommy gf
are you a degenerate

>>25701311
I know this feel, anon.

>"You care about me more than my mom does."
>"I'm sure your mom loves you very much."
>"No, you're just weird."

>>25703186
>>25703339
Well it's someone I met here, and it turns out she'd been browsing this kind of thread for a long while but was a little scared/shy to bring it up. We'd been talking about slightly degenerate things before this point, and had begun being intimate in the weeks prior, but it didn't come out- even though we both liked it, until not that long ago.

Basically, she was riding on top, and I really love her breasts, and something about the way she took off her top while I was running my hands up and down her torso- and then this look she gave me like something was on her mind when I reached up to tease her nipples.

I asked her, "Is there something you want me to call you?"- with Mommy just in the forefront of my mind. She looked a little confused or hesitant, and said, "No... is there something you want me to call you?"

I ran possibilities through my mind but nothing stood out- Mommy is a lot more obvious than whatever you call the "son" in that kind of scenario.

It wasn't until we were cuddling afterwards that I brought up that it SEEMED like she had something in mind. That is, I had something in mind that I could have sworn she was thinking too. It took like 20 minutes of spaghetti and, "no, you go first" back and forth before I told her I really wanted to call her mommy- and it turned out that's what she was thinking too.

It changed everything. I think it was the catalyst to her opening up a bit about her fetishes- which basically all get my dick titanium stiff.

>>25701561
Need to feel wanted, wanting someone they can "fix", etc.

98% sure they don't exist.

>>25701311
>>25703466
I'll bravely volunteer as tribute.

If someone could longpost about this (their fantasy, etc) I'd be very happy.

>>25703729
I think it just stems down to wanting to have or be in a loving relationship that goes both ways. Very vanilla in nature because there is more than just intercourse.

>>25701378
>SHE'S GETTING ME A COLLAR SOON
That's weird.

>>25699968
single moms are into the fetish where young men bully their sons and are rewarded with sex

t. one of my fetishes, got photo proof of moms who are into it

>>25703860
I like it though and it was kind of my suggestion, that she happened to be thinking about too.

t- me

Honestly mommydomme is just the beginning

>>25704076
Well you're weird so fuck you
>Honestly mommydomme is just the beginning
What's the next part of your master plan?

>>25704101
I'm already onto asking for permission to cum.

Kind of worried though because I have limits on this kind of thing, I really don't want to slippery slope into something that will actually hurt my feels.

>>25704262
>I'm already onto asking for permission to cum.
Faggot.
I mean, I kinda get that, I used to ask my mommy fuckbuddy if I can cum in her, but that's only because I was going in raw. It was "can I cum inside you" rather than "can I cum" in general.

>>25704312
It's not an always thing, it's just hot in the moment.

There's still going to be times where I make her beg instead.

>not being switch master race

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I'm gay and would rather a daddy bf

>>25704353
Is that you cbot?

Regardless, fuck off.

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>be me
>at someone else's house with a couple dudes and chicks
>shitty fucking mom calls me and guilt trips me for not coming home for Christmas
>been having mood swing day all day
>last straw
>breakdown
>having trouble walking and standing because feeling like utter shit
>other girl there asks if I'm okay as I stumble and have trouble
>'im fine' I mumble, but she knows I'm lying
>everyone knows I'm fucked up
>she takes me home
>pulls me into her chest and we lay on my bed
>she tells me everything's fine
>she says I don't deserve to be so hard on myself
>says it's not my fault
>she says she doesn't think I should spend the night alone, even after I assure her I'm not gonna hurt myself, she says she believes me but insists
>helps me stand as I stumble outside and takes me to her home
>get to her house
>she pulls me into her chest on her bed and we cuddle and she plays with my hair, kisses my head and cheeks and tells me that she's sorry and I don't deserve to feel so shitty
>fall asleep
>known her for like 3 weeks at this point
>she's shown me more affection than I've ever gotten from anyone
>she left town permanently a couple weeks ago

No woman in my life has ever treated me so well.

But I'm pretty sure the only reason I don't have any bad feelings about it is because, unlike every other relationship with a female I've been in, I wasn't around her long enough for her to stab me in the back, cuck me in some way, or just decide to disappear out of my life.

I just wanna be loved man.

Makeyoufeel.Mp3

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>>25703986
Post the proof faggot

>>25704324
>>not being switch master race
I can't. I just can't be submissive. I can be cute and sweet with a mommy, but full on submissive is a whole different story. That's why your collar just makes me squirm.

>>25704544
Why do "dominant" males get so weird at the thought that someone might not have the same sexual kinks that they do?

Is it just blatantly insecurity or what?

>>25704573
It's the weakness of it. I can't get over it. I understand that people have different kinks, not once have I implied otherwise. But when I try to insert myself in that particular situation, that's when it gets too much. Calm down bitch boy.
>>25704491
Good feels my man. Also loving the pic.

>>25704544
me too anon I'm full on the most considerate towards others so I cant be submissive

>>25704607
>bitch boy

I'm a woman and it makes me kek.

>>25704628
>I'm a woman
I'm sure you are, bitch.
>>25704627
I feel you man.

>>25704607
>that's when it gets too much

Describe the particular feeling. Indignance? Contempt? Embarrassment? Something else?

>>25704627
You can't be considerate to someone else's desire to dominate you?

>>25704937
Contempt would be the closest. It just feels wrong for me to be in that position. I feel a strong need to be the dominant one, to be in control of the situation and putting myself in a submissive position would feel like this is not where I should be.

/r9k/ is literally the only place I've ever been where there seem to be a substantial number of women who are into this.

I really should get a Skype. Maybe I can get a qt mommy femanon gf if I'm lucky enough.

>>25704997
this is where mentally ill people hang out

go to the psych ward and you'll find a loving mommy

>>25704937
>someone elses desire to dominate me
I was trying to point that I could not dominate someone else

>>25704627
Being submissive towards someone else is one of the more caring and empathetic actions out there.

I find it really telling how we never discuss this in reverse: "oh, dominating others is for faggots, ugh ew i can't imagine ever being dominant! etc etc"

>>25705064
Oh, did you make a typo then?

My apologies. Then let me hit you with the opposite- can't you be considerate of someone's desire to be dominated? What if they really wanted you to pull their hair and lead them around?

Domination isn't about slinging abuse per say, provided their fetish is moderate and not outright masochism, so much as providing specific tongue-in-cheek mock-abuse, doing something you might think degrading but they're weird enough to enjoy or even something like continuing to tickle them when they beg you to stop.

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>>25699268
>why dont you have a mommy gf, anons?
I'm a fat NEET shut-in who spends all day doing a whole lot of nothing and show no signs of changing.
now I ask this of you, OP, why do you feel the need to make these threads?

>tfw want to be my bfs mommy but don't want him to think I'm weird and leave

>>25702218
I feel the same desu
even though i'd actually like it

a girlfriend will never be your mom
ever

even if she's submissive as fuck

she won't be
give up the fantasy

But I do, anon.

Want to hear, bros ?

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>tfw have mommy gf
best kind of gf t'bh, she's also 12 years older than me. its also seriously the best type of feel to have one, someone that looks after you

>>25705196
can someone tell me how to get this sort thing started?

>>25705196
Make him suck on your nipples while you ride him and/or jerk him off, stroke his hair and tell him he's doing a good job.

Later ask if he liked that, and decide how to proceed.

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>>25705329
>>25705196
Here is what I did

>telepathically send him brain signals that insinuate i want him to call me mommy every time i'm on top
>one day they are finally delivered
>he calls me mommy

is it possible to be a mommy in an ldr

I had a mommy gf for a while.

>buy me stuff
>pick me up from school
>cuddle
>cook food for me
>scratch my balls for hours on end after sex
>roll me blunts

I didnt really do much for her besides bone her. I still love that girl for some reason.

>>25705436
i dont know but i am willing to let you try

>>25705175
I suppose if its what the long for in a sexual relationship than its ok

>>25705436
Thats what I currently am

>>25705900
How is it going?

Original desu

>>25705900
I barely know him right now how do I do it?
He goes on this board so theres a decent chance he'd be into it but I don't know how to bring it up.

>>25706254
just post his full name and address itt asking him if he'd like it if you were his mommy. gotta be assertive, sis

>>25704324
Switch master race guy from earlier with switch gf! It's really the best shit

>>25705281
Yeah talk bud

>>25703310
It's more likely that they'd find you instead, especially if you're cute.

>>25705175
>enough to enjoy or even something like continuing to tickle them when they beg you to stop.

tfw no gf who is into tickle torture
why even live

>>25707981
I'm not sure if mine is.

We've had a couple tickle fights but I'm less ticklish overall and stronger so I tend to win eventually. Maybe one day she'll tie me down so I can't resist.

>>25708193
>Maybe one day she'll tie me down so I can't resist.

that sounds great but i would be too afraid to ask because i don't want my gf thinking i'm a weirdo.
so i'll suffer in silence i guess

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Mommy gf will give me spankings if I'm a naughty boy, right?

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>>25704491
this image describes my feels