>you sit alone reading Camus >On her face Chad will spew

evola is the closest thing to a irl warlock that we're ever going to get

>>25687333
>you wallow in the existential angst of Camus
>he gets her pussy wetter than Shamu

>You enjoyed the Metaphysics of War
>Shes out tonight acting like a whore

>>25687333
>you laugh at the latest meme
>his tongue is tickling her bean

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>>25687496
>>25687333
>>25687523

The last word of each line is supposed to rhyme you fucking aspie cucks
Im an Engineering major who hates this sort of pretentious staza shit, but even I can figure this out

>>25687546
they do
i pity you foo'

>you read about God in Dostoyeski
>with Chad she engages in sodomy

>you worship Thor
>Chad plows her like a whore

>You're sitting at home watching an old 80's flick
>While she's up to her ears in nigger dick.

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>you ride the tiger
>chad's deep inside her

>you're shitposting a garbage meme
>that died back in 2015

Kill yourself you fucking autists

>>25687669
>tfw riding the tiger made me fuck a literally tranny and doing coke off her dick
>tfw afterwards I felt wicked degenerate and guilty
Idk familia, I think riding the tiger might just be an exuse, I didnt feel any stronger for mastering the degeneracy

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>>25687523
>you laugh at the latest meme
>she licks up Chad's cream

Really, how hard is it for you fucking retards to create a true rhyme?

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>>25687333
evola was way more based than camus

>>25687738
what exactly is a true rhyme you autistic nigger mime

>>25687790
the opposite of a slant-rhyme.

>>25687790
got up and pissed that shit looked or-ange
turned to the left, opened the door-and

aw yeah we Eminem now

>>25687546
It is pronounced like ca-moo becuase French is retarded as shit.

>>25687669

>You're willing in the deep blue sea of despair
>Chads drowning in a sea of pussy

>>25687333
>you spend the night reading Nietzsche
>while he makes her pussy twitch

is this a prose thread?'

uhh,

>you drive her to the mall
>chad ass fucks her

>>25687333
>You read the poetry of Sappho of Lesbos
>She is fucking two lesbos

>you're having dinner with your sister
>chads balls deep in her stinker

>You breathing
>Chads fucking

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>You relate too much with the Underground Man
>Chad fucks her so hard she'll need a bedpan

>>25688068
>you lose
>chad wins

>>25687731
I think you misinterpretated m8.

Evola is a fucking hack anyway tho

>>25688099
>You die
>Chad lives

>>25688153
>chad is everything
>you are nothing

>>25688102
Hello there, reddit friend.

> you're throwing a LAN party
> Chad is fucking her in her farty

> you're drowning your sorrows in rum
> she's guzzling his cum

> she's your oneitis
> tyrone have her hepatitis

> you're crying on an imageboard
> she's getting impaled with his porksword

>>25688184
> You're a worthless piece of shit
>Chad is not

>>25688244
>chad kills
>you die

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>You read Beyond Freedom and Dignity
>Chad fucks her with force and rapidity

>>25688260
>Chad kills your family and you
>You cant do anything cus you a fucking cunt

>>25687546

Camus and Shamu do rhyme. Meme and beam are pretty close.

Stop being a buzzkill with your hypercorrections.

>>25688284
>chad is the player character
>you're just some fucking npc

>u are shit
>Chad isn't

LOL ebin, here we come /r/4chan

>>25688308
>Chad is number 1
>you're not even a fucking number because you are a fucking worthless beta cunt

>>25688343
your shit sounds too forced

>Chads is jason
>you're the black guy who dies first

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>you learn of the Ubermench
>chad makes her pussy clench

>>25688364
>Not getting the joke
>chad is

whole point

>your late
>chad is great
:^)

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>Chad is out with your sister on a date
>You sit at home and masturbate

>>25687333
>you read from shelves of Tolkein and Rand
>Chad uses her mouth when he's done with her hand

>>25687546
>you grow upset that memes don't rhyme
>Chad fucks women

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why do we worship elliot and not chad?

>>25688451
>Tolkein and Rand
lol cuck, I'm surprised you don't have a gf with such pleb taste

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>>25688476
We are the underdog rebellion not traitorous cucks
After the revolution Chads will work manual labor in Siberia for hours on end while the new Beta Liberation Army will get gf's that have be re-appropriated by the official gf distribution czar

>You're a sad cuck named Bernie Sanders
>Your wife is being raped harder than the anglos at the second battle of Flanders.

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>you're getting well-educated
>she's getting double penetrated

>you install gentoo
>chad nukes her vagoo

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>>25688526
>>25688531

>"My fellow Americans, 1% of the males have 85% of the gfs! We need to stand up against the billionaire Chad class, enough is enough! "

>>25688485
I'm not much of one for reading philosophy because I'm stuck-up enough to think I'm smarter than the great philosophers, but I thought Rand could put together a very good novel even if her views were a bit extreme. Tolkein's timeless, and I'm not just talking about the LOTR trilogy. His life and personal writings, as well, are something I find fascinating.

Sure, they're not the only two names in the entire field, but Tolkein's god-tier and Rand just happened to rhyme with "hand."

>you criticize fellow shut-ins' taste in books
>Chad gets a lot more than just a good look

>you make witty intellectual retorts
>chad pays child support

>>25688594
>you post anime gifs
>Chad gets quite a sniff

>>25688640
>not pronouncing it GEE EYE EFF
pleb

>>25688598
>you vote for fifteen bucks an hour
>her hole Chad will deflower

>>25688661
>you pronounce it gee eye eff
>chad fucks your gf

>You're spending your time making shitty ass rhymes
>Chad is gorging himself on her vaginal slime

>you watch pirated cartoons and get depressed
>Underneath Chad's hands her tits are compressed

>>25688598
>>25688663
>A hike in the minimum wage is your only hope of getting a raise
>Her face is the canvas for Chads glaze

>>25688811
>you can't get a raise unless the government forces your boss to comply
>with multiple orgasms Chad's cock does her body supply

>you dine on doritoes n dew for your hunger
>chads using his dick in her holes like a plunger

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>No forplay just Butt plugs orgasms ensue
>she's cumming and squirting for Chad not for you

>>25687546
>He thinks he's hot shit for being an engineering major
>meanwhile his mom's on her knees savoring Tyrone's flavor

Time for a story from my own life this week
>your van's old engine finally broke
>on Chad's huge schlong she'll surely choke

>>25687546
>being an engicuck

Hahahahahaha how are you so uncultured holy shit

It's true that engineers are mostly dumb robots with no soul

Enjoy your life of banality, worker bee :^)

>You enjoy reading Cormac McCarthy
>Chad is fucking her on his back carseat

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>you're learning dialectic with hegel
>she's getting a banana in her bagel

>You scream, sleep, and sow sorrow in shit
>Chad claws clumps of clandestine chemicals from her clit

>>25687333
>camus
>spew
they're supposed to rhyme retard

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>You read "On the Genealogy of Morals"
>Meanwhile Chad stuffs all her holes.

>>25690441
> You read "On the Genealogy of Morals"
> Meanwhile Chad gets all the orals

> You stand tall and proud, think it would be a fun disguise
> By looking in the mirror you see all that you despise

>>25687333
At least while she's getting splooged on her face I'm winning money. I bet $250 NEETbux on Alabama winning it all.

>>25690835
> You bet your money
> She calls him honey

>she asks you to come wake her up in morning
>she knew you would walk in and witness her whoring

tru story

> you try to Revolt Against The Modern World
> while on chad's fat dick, she twirls

>You're crying to Space Oddity
>Chad's hands are all over her body

> You read old e-mails, pondering if she remembers
> Unsatisfied, she's eager to take on even more members

> you listen to bowie and gently weep
> chad's making her pussy seep

>>25691325
>Ground Control to Major Tom
>She's choking on Chad's massive schlong

>>25691456
> Sad and lonely, listenin' to Bowie
> Only 'cause you were cucked by a roastie

>you pretend to care about Sartre
>she's getting shagged ever harder

>>25691331
you can't rhyme "members" with "remembers" you double nigger

>>25691958
>listening to Bowie for ubermensch philosophical feels
>Chad fills her ass with Chinese eels

>>25692091
Of course I can! I actually did :)

>>25692070
> Get told to read Simone de Buvois
> Ask your self every night: "Pour qui?"

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who /iron pill/ here?

roblocx

>>25688185
>liking evola because le funny iron pill comics xdddd
>accusibg others of being from reddit

Stay pleb.

>>25688099
sounds like a win to me