>Walk into your room >See this what do, robots?

Kill myself tbqh familia

>>25686745
>tuck them in since they're obviously drunk
>leave water by the bed so they have something for the hang over
>say "I hope m'ladies have a good sleep"
>stay by the door all night so no one tries to take advantage of them

Is that a bong?

>>25686851

Long glass of alcoholic beverage. No, not a bong.

>>25686745
Tell them to get off and leave since I have no clue who they are, and my bed is only for me.

>>25686844
This is an A1 human being, just a solid individual, thank you.

>>25686745
>spill all 100% pure alcohol on them
>throw a lighter on them
>walk out

>>25686745
>Trashy sluts
Get a knife
Kill them
Call police
Report breakin

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>whip out my penis
>watch them laugh uncontrollably

>>25687010

they are drunk though anon. so even if they are laughing your dick will probably be ending up in their mouths regardless.

Tell them to get the fuck off and make my bed again and then gtfo

>>25686745
become the biggest spoon

>>25686745
I'd wake up

>>25686745
Have sex with the one with the fat ass
Also kill the girls

"Who are you people, and where the hell is all my furniture?"

>>25686844
I first read "fuck them in".

Couldnt understand why such a le gentleman would take advantage of these fine ladies.

Turns out t'was my own brain that fooled me.

I tip my hat to you good sir!

Edit; wow, front page, thanks guys!

>>25687703
Nice Reddit meme duder

>>25686844
you forgot to give them a bowl of eggs

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>>25686745
>kick them the fuck out!
bitch got wine all over my white sheets!!