What body would a female prefer? Assuming she had to pick one.

>>25685077
skinny boy so I could dress him in qt girl clothes.

>>25685077
Definitely right. Fat fucks are fucking disgusting. At least i could cook some food for him and fix the fucking problem. Fat fucks are beyond saving and should end their lives.

>>25685194
why couldnt you just make healthy meals for the left so he could lose fat?

>>25685077
Normals girls would prefer left, but that doesn't mean they would date him

>>25685230
He, as the mentally fucked being he already is, would fight and cry for his fucking tendies 24/7 even if i did that. His fucking self destructive behavior is what got him there, what i always ask is how the fuck have this behavior not lead to this kinds of faggots to fucking kill themselves already.

Right, if he had a cute face or nice hair and wears nice clothes. If so, probably left.

Left. Losing weight is easy. Right's muscles have atrophied and it'll be fucking impossible for him to get them back without years of effort.

>tfw exact body type as the right
pls feed

>>25685077
Is that a wedding ring I see on the fat guy?

>no lanky skelly bf to fuck me into oblivion
why live

>>25685424
>tfw exact body type as the right
>tfw giant puffy nipples
>cant stand straight up because it shows
I can't even begin to describe my feel

>>25685077
guy on the right every time unless she's dog shit.

i've seen countless skinny dudes who have nice, cute girlfriends. many of them even gain weight but stay lean and relatively healthy once they settle down and/or get older. with a girl i was eating much better and looked nicer myself but i wasn't that skinny ever.

left dude might as well be a farm animal. some girls may be into that, but nobody with any sort of interest in serious relationships would or should date somebody who has to eat every hamburger in the city all the time. i was friends with some fat fucks, they always say shit like "i only ate a salad and water today ;))" but i literally saw them with all sorts of shitty food 6-12 times every day.

>>25685695
same fampai
>no qt skelly boys in your area

>skinny body
>nose like a beak
>mildly weak chin
>somewhat yellowed teeth
>sunken, tired eyes

JUST

>>25685077
Which one isn't a cunt?

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what kind of body types do women actually like? i thought they liked muscular chads but ill never forget when my crush saw a picture of some toned godlike model and said "ew fuckin gross i like soft squishy men for cuddling". im a lanklet though. do women like pale lanklets? i dont even know anymore.

>>25685964
both are nice lads

>>25685970
some women like chubby guys. a few more like skeleton guys. most women, however, like lean but muscular guys, so you should get /fit/ before even trying to get with girls. trying to date while overweight is a nightmare

>>25685970
the truth is they dont know what they want either and theyd probably fuck that guy they called gross if he walked up to her, its how ugly cunts like vince vaughn end up on top 100 hottest guys, theyre all fucking retards

>>25685970
Depends on the girl, anon. Everyone's tastes vary. You should just go for whatever body type works best for your genetics.

>>25685970
the type that either has money, is funny (while drunk at least), or knows a lot of people. there is no other indicator of how lucky you'll get with women. every bald, skinny autist i know 30+ who at least can program has a great looking wife and kids. meanwhile some my athletic friends never had long lasting relationships and only get hit on by trashy chicks, because they do retail and joke about poop.

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>>25685920
so you're like a more JUSTed version of him?

>>25686041
Vince Vaughn is also rich, famous, and is very extroverted and social. If he weren't any of that with his current looks, he'd be fucked.

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>tfw this is me

literally the worst body in existence even worse than guy on the right and its all my fault

open at your own risk

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>>25686074
>and joke about poop.
Do women not like poop jokes? Are they THAT pleb?

Poop will ALWAYS be funny. Think about it: everyone poops. Your boss is pooping, your teacher poops, old people poop. It's inherently funny.

>>25686096
yes but the point is about physical attractiveness, and hes conmpeting with tons of people that also have those qualities anon, thats why its perplexing

>>25686078
Yeah, but also with less charisma and talent

>>25685988
Well I'm that case whoever I meshed with better. Men are nice, both bodies have good traits

>>25685194
>At least i could cook some food for him and fix the fucking problem.
Exactly what I had in mind. I'll cook and he can do the clean up since I hate cleaning up.

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>>25685077
I always love anime boys. Finally start dating a guy who has anime characters body. After a year dating he tries to buff up yet, he only become fat.

>>25685920
me too dawg

dark skin, dead eyes, skeleton body, messy hair

>>25686119
fucking average as fucking fuck what are you talking about? this is the response you wanted i guess..

>>25686366
this, could some real skelly please post?

>>25685077
Right.
It's not even about the weight. The guy on the right seems to have nicer shoulders and that's one of the things I adore about the male body. I would help him put on weight and become a slightly healthier size.

>>25686366
>>25686406
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm fucking emaciated. 5'9" 130 lbs

How the fuck am I "average"

I had a bf with a bird chest, I felt like I was fucking a boy. Ugh

>>25685077

I've seen a lot more skinny guys with gfs than fat guys. Drives /fit/izens insane.

One free skinny bf here for a femanon gf
Will trap if you ask

>>25686453
I cant see well defined rib, shoulders bones

>>25686469
I'm a skinny guy and a /fit/ tall girl loves me
I'm a manlet too

Probably left. Us skinnyfags don't get any love. Plus there's a certain novelty to being fat that some girls seem to dig.

>>25686453
Weird because everything looks fine besides the skinny wiener arms.

>>25686525
you would not believe how skinny my arms are

>>25685349

Hello, edgemaster.

>>25685349
If you took the tendies part out of that sentence, you could say the same about the right if he was an anorexic.

In my opinion anorexics are just as destructive and mentally ill.

>>25685802
If it makes you feel better, nobody gives a shit about you or your garbage body. Unless you're a noticeable circus freak with your clothes on literally nobody cares except you.

>>25686551
it's the hugs and cuddles.
if this thread wasn't just a cleverly disguised fat shaming thread there'd be a lot more people choosing left.

>>25686119
>that white bar
Nice save senpaitachi

>>25686119
>tfw that's looks exactly like me
We'll never make it, ugly body bro. We might try to get as fit as we can, but those small hips and shoulders will just fuck it up.

>>25685349
can you say "projection"?

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I have a skinny anime body (almost like the one on the right, but my ribcages aren't visible and my arms aren't that skinny, and I have wider shoulders)

I managed to find a weeb gf who has a fetish for this kind of body type.

We'll all make it brehs

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>>25686591
still doesnt make my self esteem problems go away, I havent gotten out of the house for a week now even tho I have classes
>>25686570
we're in the same boat then

I lifted for like 18 months but couldn't put up any weight, at least it made my chest and back a bit bigger so I don't have bird rib cage, doesn't make a difference though because of my big head
dont be fooled by the lighting

>>25686791
how did u find a weeb gf

>>25686119
>>25686680
You guys would look perfectly fine if you just ate a little more even just taking a few tbsps of olive oil to get more calories in you or whey protein shakes for the calories and added protein and worked out a bit.
>those small hips and shoulders will just fuck it up.
Small hips are a good thing though unless you want to be a trap in your future.
His shoulders look like a good width the way they're still much wider than the hips.
You could make it if you really put a little effort in.

>>25686810
>I lifted for like 18 months but couldn't put up any weight, at least it made my chest and back a bit bigger so I don't have bird rib cage

YOU HAVE TO EAT A SHITLOAD WHEN YOU LIFT TO PUT ON WEIGHT

that's what my problem is. it may seem horrifically pathetic or even psychological that i think i cant eat a lot of food, but when you are raised you entire life not eating a lot and it makes you emaciated, its tough to change

>>25686810
You're literally average kill yourself you validation seeking attentionwhore

>Skinny represents weakness
>fat represents disgust unless he bulks up
They probably would just get him to lift weights and exercise because fat guys have higher potential.

>>25686863
you personally need to use drugs

>>25686823
tumbl

I feel like left would smell bad so probably right.

>>25686810
You have a very kissable tum-tum.

So what drug makes you lose the most weight? Cocaine?

>>25686861
>just eat more bro! fast metabolism is a myth!
And even if i lifted, i can't fix an overbite, a jew nose, a hairline that start on the top of my head and Buscemi eyes.

>>25686931
Heroin
Without a doubt heroin

>>25686958
Hi weeblord you autistic faggot

>>25685077
It honestly depends on the face bodies don't matter as much

>>25686863
I know, I didnt knew at the time though, also my family was poor as fuck at the time
>>25686865
I wont get into a who's-worse-off contest,but like I said this is a very good pic
>>25686928
thank you, it isnt when its hairy and sweaty though, I shaved like 2 days ago and live in a tropical country, so Im almost always sweating, and thats also another reason why I cant cover my body with clothes

>>25686998
well then it would be right because being skinny gives you major facial gains

>>25686571
hello fat fuck

>>25686958
Nigger, I suggested taking fucking tbsps worth of oil and drinking liquid. Can you not even do that much? People might have fast metabolism, but you're not going to burn through 600 calories like it's nothing.
I want to see your face though.

>>25686119
You'd make a lovely trap <3

>>25686911
I guess you've never been around anorexics, some of them give off this odor that smells like they're rotting from the inside out, it comes out of their pores.

>>25686931
The Cock.

The right.

Machinist-mode is pretty much ideal desu

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>>25686990
Won't post pics, so here's what i kind of look like. 1000 hours in paint.
Tried shaving my head, looks even worse and the only facial hair i can get is so thing patch on my chin, kind of hides the fact that i have an overbite.

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>All the girls with dicks choosing the right

>>25687276
>autilla the hun.jpg

>>25687311
Hilarious. I also get called like that one character from the Simpsons, the bartender guy. In real life.

>>25687304
>and nobody choosing the left

No amount of smug reaction images can validate you, you fat fuck.

>inb4 lol I'm not fat

Just don't.

>>25687276
>having a pony tail
start by cutting that off. it makes you look like a fedora

>>25687073
>skinny people=anorexic

>>25685349
Wow. You know there is such a thing as being fat and then cutting down.

It takes self-dicipline though, if you need a woman to help you then you're probably fucked.

>>25687364
>the ponytail is the main problem with my head

>>25686119
>tfw this is me except I also have a sunken chest
Kill me senpai. No amount of lifting fixes an inverted chest

>>25687304
I'm just an ex-landwhale and don't want to date a fatty who has no will to change himself. It's already a horrible feeling having a friend who is 350 lbs and can't stop eating shit or controlling himself for even a week and constantly tries to come up with different plans while ignoring my advice and moaning to me.

I guess the biggest question here is what body would a boy prefer?

90% of gay males or females will want the skinny

>>25687276
Now I REALLY want to see because the drawing doesn't even look bad. Makes you seem like a kungfu master.

This >>25685126
is the only answer.
>tfw no skeleton to rail with a strap on

>>25687466
is it alright if I'm short?

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>>25687338
Yeah I'm a fat fuck, heck if I was a bit skinnier id probably make a decent trap with these hips I got. But knowing 4chan nowadays is filled with homosexuals and trans people makes this thread asking a females opinion pretty much void to be quite honest family.
>>25687432
Cut his ass off then. If he was a true friend he would consider your advice.

>>25685077
Either really, they are equally desirable. Maybe the skinny one if I had a gun to my head.

>>25685349
the respective opposite extreme could be said of the skinny one, that he'd never eat what you gave him because mentally fucked self destructive got him there behavior blah blah

>>25687639
>tfw skinny guy (posted picture above)
>tfw all i want is a thick latina gf who can make delicious fattening mexican food for me

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>>25687508
Thees is troo. 4chin is full of tha people hoo are women and gays. No desirable wemin search this web zone! It's all a buncha hoozers

>tfw too embarrassed to wear anything other than long sleeved shirts and pants because I'm too skinny.

>>25687276
looks like someone straight out of a Kurosawa film

>>25685349
>would fight and cry for his fucking tendies 24/7
top kek

>>25687639
kek, no. most skinnies are just too lazy or not so bothered to eat, fat fucks have stomach pain if they don't eat for 3 hours, whereas I can not eat for 5-6 without problem, doesnt mean Im self destructive. I'd eat 3 pizzas a day if someone just bought them for me

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>>25686551

Fat guy here and you are wrong. You are completely invisible to women if you're fat.

>>25688278
This Wojack is so fucking cute.
I just wanna pinch his cheeks

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>>25688519
Looks exactly like this meme baby.

>>25686453
130 is almost in the low end of the "normal" weight range for your height. Like 10 more pounds and you would be fine anon, just make sure you lift and ingest protein for sick gains during the process. I mean, not all that sick, but even a little bit of muscle definition can massively improve your attractiveness to women.

>>25685970
They like muscular chads. When they say they dont its a fucking LIE, its called a shit test.

>>25685970
I-I like pale lanklets ;_; please don't change anon

>>25688278
I feel the same, fellow fat robot

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>mfw literal skellintgon with big head

Kill me

>>25685194
What kind of "girl" writes like this?

>>25689096
All of them anon

>>25685349
How do you know the one on the right would be willing to eat even half of what you cook him?

>>25685970
As long as you're tall it's fine lanklet
Manlets are what they don't like
/fit/ or not

>>25688916
Explain the fatties and skeletons that get into relationships, then. Not every guy is a "muscular" Chad

>>25685349
shut up fat bastard

Right, no question.
I have a fetish for skellies.

>>25689557
Do they need to be tall skellies?

>>25689175
It wouldn't be too hard with the power of secret calories from things like oil, butter or sauces.
A fruit smoothie would be something I think even a skelly wouldn't mind drinking a bit of.
1 cup 2% milk - 120 cals
1 banana - 100
1/2 cup strawberries - 50
protein powder - 200
1/2 cup oats - 170
1 tbsp coconut oil - 120
1/4 cup almonds - 170

Easy peasy 930 calories.
Even if he didn't drink the whole thing, that's a hefty amount I could get into him in one sitting.
The thought of coming up with sneaky recipes and managing someone's calorie intake sounds like fun.

>>25689670
be my gf and get me a healthy weight please
you sound like a good cook

>>25689466
Women have to settle too sometimes, shockingly. They have to be pretty ugly or out of shape tho
>>25689670
I've drank a 1000 calorie protein shake every morning for 2 years, and average around 3.5k a day, and my BMI is still barely 19.5

i bet every single one of you skelly fags will continue bitching about how all women find fat guys more appealing than you, despite this thread proving otherwise. you have it good, you stupid fucks

>>25689743
>implying those weren't skellies trying to improve others perception of how women perceive them

I say this as a skelly myself

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>>25685349
Its funny cus its true. Not to say I'm a health master, but its easy enough to avoid becoming a blob.

>>25690221
Not for everyone. Some people were raised by shitty parents and kind of doomed from the start learning horrible habits.

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>>25689082

Lift heavy weights 3 times a week while drinking a gallon of milk every single day.

Do this for 30 days, then post your body to r9k.

skeleton can look fine if u play it right

Left
Especially for cuddling
Man I want a fat dude to cuddle with right now holy shit

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>Tfw no one wants a flabby body
>>25691757
Cuddling obese people feels weird, desu. It's not soft in the way a plush animal is and is mostly unpleasant

>>25685077
Right, I actually prefer skellies

>>25685194
It would be nice if guys felt that way too. Instead they make excuses for fat women as being HIGH test and BELLY GF crap.

>>25692366
Please be my skelly girlfriend

BMI is I think...30 or so; 5'11" and 240lbs.
I've always been a tubs, but within the past few years I've gone from like 220 to 240 due to dumb muscle job. I'm literally fine except the spare tire that is my gut. Like, below the belly button to waist sucks.

mfw cardio plan only makes my calves thicker

>>25692363
date me then fembot

I hate being a skelly, especially my arms. I feel like I always need to wear long sleeves or a hoodie so nobody will see how tiny they are. I even tries to get them bigger but I can't get anything to work.

>>25692313
This is true. Cuddling fat people is incredibly uncomfortable.

>>25685077

Girls will never ever date fatties.

It's the sad truth. Fat men are extremely unattractive to the majority of women in western culture. There are very, very few exceptions. Lose weight or stay lonely.

>>25692796
>Tfw Amy Schumer is dating a male model

>>25686899
Another animebody guy here.I envy your luck so fucking much.
The only weeb girls I have found in my country are already in a relationship or underage.

Left. He's closer to a normal body type than the right. I feel like I'd snap the right in half just by looking at him the wrong way. Chubby people are cute and fluffy. And give the best hugs known to man. :)

why the fuck would anyone be attracted to fat people anyway? yes i want to be seen with a large. probably smelly, lazy and unhealthy person.

>>25693606
>large

thats a plus

>tfw skeletonmode
>gf of 3 years recently confessed that other people confront her about my thinness expressing concern
>"Why is your boyfriend so thin?" "Is he not eating anything?" "Isn't it dangerous being so thin?" "Do you like thin guys?"
>she said she doesn't really mind but she gets very upset because everyone else seems to mind and she's starting to worry if we ought to be concerned as well
and that's how I was forced to eat a spoonful of plant oil once a day.

>>25686911
Weight doesn't determine if you smell bad or not. Your personal hygiene does.

Any woman who's even remotely attractive would vastly prefer an underweight guy to an overweight guy. Look at couples, hungry smelliest bag hotties all the time. Fatasses RARELY do, and it seldom lasts (probably ending due to fat-induced microphallus).

>>25689670

What's a "cup"?

>>25685077
Skelly because it's very easy to put on weight or build muscle. When you're fat it's harder to work out and takes longer to lose it.

Also you can be a skelly and wear bulkier clothes like hoodies to look normal whereas you can't really wear anything when you're fat that hides the fact that you're fat.

>>25693402
Pics or get out of my office.

>>25688278
I know a fat fuck with a qt gf. Don't give up anon!

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>>25694096
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content
Fucking robot let me post my nipples REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25686119
>dat curvy lower body and wide hips
>stick thin arms with biceps as big as triceps
>too-low uneven nipples and pecs
>dark hairy armpits
>super tiny head
>no muscle to be seem anywhere
Keklelkek post ass tho

>>25687276
>Into The Badlands ching chong monk leader with completely white eyes

>>25685077
>Assuming she had to pick one.

She doesn't. She'd pick neither.

>>25692313
Trap? Sorry about the shoulders.

>tfw skelly
>tfw even though some people apparently like them it's ruined by my hideous face
>tfw don't even enjoy food so can't binge eat to help with feels

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>>25686119
I literally looked like you about half a year ago anon. You're going to be okay if you want to work on it. I went from 145lb at 6'2 to 175lb in pic -I still look like a skele with loose clothes on. But one day I'll make it physically. Mentally, I don't know.
Visit /fit/ sometimes.

>>25695845
Nice thighs, looking juicy.

Right.

I hate fat people, they're disgusting and I wouldn't even be able to look at the one on the left without laughing. Don't be fooled though, the left is pretty bad too I just think his situation would be easier to fix.