Anon from before help

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The girl. She must really see something in me cause I'm dropping spaghetti all over the place.

tell her david bowie is your dads cousin and you can let her get some of his ashes if she sucks your dick.

>>25684979
>asking for advice on what to say to a girl
>unable to have a conversation
>using tinder

not
going
to
make
it

What's the point

If you can't have a conversation with a girl via text, a date is not going to go well

>>25684979
say:
>woah, what if that's what killed him? you should test it out and wear a Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi shirt and see what happens

if she asks who Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is say it's the leader of ISIS, it will make you look learned and chicks dig that

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>>25685082
>it will make you look learned and chicks dig that

Don't ever give advice to anyone ever again.

>>25685151
i have a gf my friend i think i know what i'm talking about

>>25685166
Plenty of retards have gfs. Nice dubs tho.

>>25684979

Say "Do the world a favor and wear your Donald Trump skirt tomorrow haha"

girls will go in for that.

just.. tell her you think she is cute and you want to take her on a proper date some time, suggest meeting up.

If she says that would be nice, you're fine. if she dodges or ignore, it's over.

be a man

>wow look at me i listened to bowie omg so sad hes dead now :----*(*((((((((((((((

>>25684990
She's got a dick bro

>>25684979
"I'd love to see your bowie t-shirt. Even better if you take it off."

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Sneak up on him>>25685205
>implying he won't made America great again

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>>25685205
>>25685082
>making jokes about politics or world events while attempting to seduce a girl.

Great advice from your new book: How not to get laid ever.

She doesn't want to fuck you retard. She wants you to buy her stuff.

Say something funny or fuck off.

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>>25685151
I mean >>25685082 this actually is a good follow up line for the text desu. You could change the name to like Donald Trump or some shit so you don't look like a neckbeard if she doesn't know who Baghdadi is.

>>25685301

Fucking idiot. 99% of women are libtards who will chomp at the bit to make fun of Donny T.

Lie to get the pussy lil nigga.

call her a nigger

make her your wife

>>25685370
>abandon your ideals and principles for pussy bruh
Yeah nah fuck off

>>25685301

I'm not either of the faggots you're replying to, but I have had sex with three women (which by the standards of this board makes me a qualified Doctor of Normalfaggotry). Every single time, I began by discussing politics with them (although, of course, it eventually progressed past that point). One time I had a debate with a Norwegian girl over gender roles and how feminism is a cancer, and then she ended up sleeping with me. I feel like that's a victory for all of /r9k/ right there, so I'm posting it in this blog thread.

Perhaps it's different for Americans, as I have heard that Americans consider it extremely rude to discuss politics in polite company and/or with basically anyone at all.

>>25685418
HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPECT TO GET PUSSY DIPSHIT

>>25684979

Shes full of shit. Shes a narcissistic psychopath that thrives in self delusion.

All women are psychopaths that want to think they're supernaturally possessed or give off the vibe that they are, it makes them feed their "goddess complex" that they have. Women trade the boring mundane reality for the sycophant leaching fantasy.

>>25684990
The fuck she's like 9/10

>>25685475
>Shes full of shit. Shes a narcissistic psychopath that thrives in self delusion.
That's a given, she's a woman. Doesn't mean you can't have a good time with her if you're wise.

>>25685370
>Conforming to a woman's opinions will make her want to sleep with you.
Fuck off and die.

>>25685437
I know m8. But you don't tell shitty faggot jokes do you? And you actually talk to girls in real life.

Discussing politics is fine, disagreeing with them is good too. Shitty jokes aren't good.

>>25685455
>all I want in life is to get pussy bro
Stay blinded you retard fuck

>>25685151
Um ur a faggit

>>25684979
>"Did I mention I like David Bowie a lot?"

theres an advice board you dumb nigger

fuck off

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>>25685455
>women want you to be a passive beta cuck who agrees with her on everything

>>25685694
Zoz don't take advice from virgins

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>>25685823
>I know all about women!
>w-why do women pick assholes instead of n-niceguys like me!?
>y-y-you're a virgin if you disagree!

>>25685963
>IiteraIIy reddit

>>25685963

>I make absolute sure that there's nothing I'm doing which could make a woman feel like (...) I see her as a sexual object

I know that's almost certainly someone trolling SRS, but toppest of fucking kekes. For you perma-incels out there, this is literally the worst thing you could possibly do (I'm not an expert, but I'm also not Sir Fedora of Tippington)

>>25685963
>I'm in tears right now
>I'm one of the least masculine men you can find anywhere
>I don't know what it is that women find so unappealing about me

>>25686075
>I know that's almost certainly someone trolling SRS
Check the account. He crusades tirelessly for the glory of the Fempire. If he's a troll then he's really dedicated.

>>25686251

That doesn't really surprise me now that I think about it. I know a total of one "male feminist" and he is basically the fedora meme on steroids, bathed in a fresh marinade of pure Tumblr. I don't think I could ever see that guy having sex.

Holy shit, litterally who is bowie ?

Never heard of him in 20 years in my existence, except when he died, now everyone is like he was the second coming of the christ.

>>25686517
He's one of those guys who, if you listen to his stuff, you're like
>oh he did that song that I've already heard at some point in the last 30 yeard but didn't know what it was

>>25686517
he was a famous musician and invented the bowie knife, used by chavs in the UK to stab each other and old ladies

>>25686517

He's famous for wearing a bowtie and writing songs about the army fighting aliens in space except the aliens have mind-control heroin powers