>what's that sir? You want SIX Mcdoubles and 30 nuggets

>>25677691
>Sir we have a singles policy. You can get two sandwiches with a small side and a drink or you can get a ten piece nugget with a small side and a drink or you can have one sandwich with a medium side/large drink (or medium drink/large side) but you can't have all of it. I'm afraid I have to enforce this policy because McDonalds Corporation hates money.

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original as fuck#7

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>Ordering a McDouble

True robots know that McChicken's are the only correct choice, paired with a large sweet tea and apple pie.

Back when I had money my DAILY mcdonalds trip after work was

>2 mcdoubles
>2 hot n spicys
>2 20 piece mcnuggets
>1 large fry
>1 large diet coke

I'm serious. I had to go to different mcdonalds everyday so they wouldn't think of me as a regular. Good thing I lived in a big city with 4 mcdonalds in like a 5 mile radius.

Also for the days I didn't work and was too lazy to go to mcdonalds I'd order pizza hut and that order went like this

>2 large pizzas, pepperoni and hamburger for both
>10 wings
>breadsticks
>2 liter of pepsi or mtn dew

I'd finish that before halftime if football was on.

>>25677958
Jesus dude how fat are you?

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>>25677958
>couple of thousands of calories worth in food
>diet coke

>>25677911
I haven't been in mcdonalds in about 8 years. Although I did prefer McChicken over mcdouble because beef bleh

>>25677958
How much money is this ?

>here in southern California so no dollar menu
>McDoubles are $1.59
>McChicken used to be $1.29, a week later they're $1.59

Fuck McDonald's.

>>25678019
360ish lbs

>>25678024
I was kinda kidding because of the whole "i had a diet coke so it all evens out" joke but there are times I got it. When you order mcds everyday you start to mess around with the drinks.

>>25677691
Oh my good, he had the breakfast large coffee with 4 sugars, 3 pastrys, an icecream and he is still looking for more.
I see you counter bitch at 3 am in the gas station, this is between me and you you can call yourself the feeder

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>>25678091
how many times did you eat per day? And did you do any exercise? maybe a lot of physical activity at work?

>>25678079
Mcdonalds was at least $20 a meal for me. At the very least. I think I dropped $30 once on just myself.

Pizza was like $35-40 because two large pizzas are already like 18 bucks. I also looked for deals when it came to order. Like free 2 liter when you buy all this food or some shit.

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>tfw I ate 3 double cheeseburgers and a junior chicken, all slathered in mayo, plus a large fries last night, and wasn't even full
>tfw the night before i ate an entire extra large pizza
>tfw i eat like this almost constantly
>tfw i cannot gain any fucking weight, hover forever at 160
>tfw permanent non-lanklet ottermode with broad shoulders and chest, just from doing pussy benchpress and pullups basically when i feel like it

who /lucky/ here

>>25677691
I'm bulking in order to make progression on my 450 lbs deadlift, what the fuck are you doing? you lazy DYEL

>>25678124
I usually ate twice a day. I forgot about breakfast since sometimes I woke up too late to stop by so I'd skip it. Breakfast was like every other day. And for that I'd get like half a dozen of kolaches and a pint of chocolate milk from my local donut place.

I didn't exercize but my job required me to walk the entire day or be on my feet out in the texas heat, 12 hours a day. So surprisingly I didn't gain much weight. I sweat like a muthafucka and prob walked miles a day for work even at 340ish. I don't do that anymore so now my weight has jumped up a bit because this job isn't as demanding. I'm thinking of joining a gym, I'm tired of being fat.

>>25678143
I used to have the superzise double pounder and a ten piece nuggets e every day. Then I got my own job and money so I started going to burguer king for the whopper size king size 4 Patty burguer wich was the highest burguer on the menu plus onion rings. That's when my weight changed from starting with a 2 to starting with a 3

>Tfw the middle aged Filipino women at my college cafeteria know me by name
>Feel embarrassed when one in particular asks me if it'll be "my usual" and there are people behind me
>I have a closer relationship with lunch ladies than I do with my own mother or any other woman

>>25678143
Do you have tapeworms?

Also just because you eat like that and remain thin doesn't mean your insides aren't fucked. You probably have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, etc.

>eating outside
>with people to watch you eat
>fat person eating alone
>people taking pictures
>one of them becomes a repostable on a Hmong model-train hobbyist forum.
there is a reason I subsist on bread and cheese.

and if I did find a reason to eat outside (socially) it wouldn't be a McNiggers.

>>25678024

Yeah, but just because he had all that other shit doesn't mean he needs to throw another 600 calories of corn syrup onto it.

>tfw out of money for two days
That means cheap sandwiches until I get more
That means no breakfast
That means no afternoon snack
That means no midnight icecream run
That means no big bottle of soda
How do normies do it? I desperately want a job

>>25678332

The mentality of

>At least I'm trying a little bit

Is not good. It's like pissing on a house fire.

I have a question for my fellow fat bots. When you are not eating what are you doing? I like baking but only know how to make banana bread, I would like to learn to make cookies too. I also play mmos

>>25677691
>TRIGGERED
>fuck you shitlord i'm a sextuplekin
>check your single bodied privilege
not that hard op

>>25678024
That's a horribly old joke, but it's common sense you don't want to add unnecessary calories especially if you're already pigging out

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>this whole thread
Eat a fucking salad for christ's sake. And you guys wonder why you're all morbidly obese?

>>25678457
fuck off worst girl

>>25677691
I-I'm buying them as gifts...

>>25678447
> you don't want to add unnecessary calories especially if you're already pigging out

No, you don't want to be pigging out.

Tfis kind of half-assed approach is what kills so many attempts at weight loss.

>>25678457
salad is fucking disgusting unless you have tons of sauces to the point of it isnt even a salad desu.
Drink soup instead, cheap and filling

>>25677870
It's McDonald's, you don't go there for dinner you go there because you fucking hate yourself and secretly hope you get to sue them for something.

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>>25678471
you fuck off tubby

>>25678495
Your palette is disgusting. If you can't appreciate a simple salad filled with a decent variety of veggies with at most a spoon of dressing, then learn to change your fucking diet. Learn to enjoy more wholesome foods rather than deep fried processed garbage. You consume buckets of MSG and wonder why you can't stop eating? Learn to cook your own food, and go for more healthy options like fish, maybe chicken. Learn to cook veggies too and cut down on the fucking cheese. Also learn that a serving of food doesn't equate to a pallet of french fries and cheeseburgers.

>>25678495
>I am unable to make a decent salad
Salad is great faggot you obviously don't know shit

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>>25677870
kekola

>>25678294
He probably just eats like that once a day.

>>25678446
Stop...no...this will become a real thing.

"I'm 7 people and we all have different tastes!"

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>>25678888
OC FOR YOU ROBOT

I get this when I get 2 burritos from Chipotle and ask for water. They ask me if I want 1 or 2 cups and look at me funny when I say 1.

>>25678457
wow, much fiber, very low nutrients, such stupid, amaze.

This thread disgusts me holy fuck. Even if I have just a burger from a fast food place I feel gross because of all the grease and how processed it is.

You guys know you're slowly killing your insides right? In all seriousness.

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>>25679041
daily reminder this dumbass tripfag doxxed himself

Eat a balanced diet with a heavy emphasis on super foods.

I used to go to a sushi buffet three or four times a week and eat 4 or 5 plates each time - easily over 2000 calories a shot because I loved rolls slathered in aioli sauce, and of course nigiri with rice, etc. I was at the young part of my life where I COULDNT gain weight even if I tried - 150 pounds at 6'1. Now I'm 220 and I eat a fraction of what I used to.

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>tfw work at mcdicks
>munch on mcnuggets all day to keep me satisfied
>any food I don't steal for free I get half off
>eat a full 3 sandwich meal on my break every day
>can make all my food fresh and custom myself
>haven't gained any more than 5 lbs in the year I've been here
Wageslavery has its benefits my friends.

>>25679092
>super foods
like what, activated almonds?

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Which fast food establishment should I go to for dinner tonight fellas?
>On the east coast so no in and out

>>25679140
>eat a full 3 sandwich meal on my break every day
that sounds like 3 full meals, chief
>haven't gained any more than 5 lbs in the year I've been here
when you're young you can get away with this. don't assume you are special and that you will be able to continue eating like this without getting fat

>>25679181
Taco Smell

>>25679064
dumb FUCKING chink cocksucker mcfucking kill yourself you stupid fuck
chad

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>>25679041
A ceasar salad isn't a real salad dumbass. Also what is america's obsession with ranch dressing and ranch anything really? It's so bad for you.

>not looking at your phone while you order and prefacing it as "this is gonna be a kinda big order to go"

Do you even fatass?

>>25679181
BK
5/4 deal is decent.
bacon cheeseburger, nuggets, fries, drink, cookie.
I think it's a good deal

Tbf McDonald's burgers are pretty decent these days. The veggies are always pretty old though.

But what do I know, I eat there maybe once every two years.

>>25679200
Stay mad and low metabolism lardass :^)

>>25679251
Our BK got closed down for health violations

>>25679301
Stay deluded stuffing yourself with fast food, anime faggot

>>25679251
Oh, the 5th item is a cookie? Fuck them, Wendy's stay on top.

>>25677911

>mcchicken, apple pie, tea

Holy shit are you me? I get this a couple times a week

>>25678495

Soup is GOAT for losing weight.

>>25677911
>mc chicken

you better have meant junior chicken or you're an idiot.

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>>25678260
>burguer
>burguer
>burguer

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>>25679225
Shaming amerifats won't stop the sandniggers from flowing into your country

>>25680252

Soup is full of sodium. It's not good at all for weight loss.

I think you gluttons destroyed your taste buds with all the hydrogenated crap you shovel in your face.

I doubt most of you could really even taste a vegetable at this point.

>>25678241
holy shit you're fucking fat

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>someone asks how much food you want
>not sure how to answer because you could eat all of the food if you were left to your devices
>"uh however much everyone else is getting"
>know you're still going to be hungry if you get a normal serving

>>25677911
Rip 3pac

>>25678955

CHECK'D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6b-sxEQNSw