>manlet 5'7 >dicklet not even fully 5 inch whats the

To work and pay taxes.
Perhaps die in ww3.
That's about it sry

work and pay taxes
porn
vidya
perhaps legal marijuana
perhaps illegal escorts
shitposting
growing a beard
spending money on w/e u want
comfy basement living

>>25672199
to make me feel good about myself

>6'2
>7 inch
>white
>rich

>>25672420
>To work and pay taxes.
neet and will make sure not to work even if i have to
>Perhaps die in ww3
top kek

>>25672199
You could probably blend in as a freshman and bring alcohol to parties, get a fake school id and keep it in your wallet when you go and leave your real id at home. Take as many freshie virginities as time possibly can before you get arrested. Bonus points if you get them pregnant

>>25672474
i live in a country where height does not matter that much but dick size is killing me also i dont want to harm other people

>>25672441
>illegal escorts

Legal escorts are better.

>>25672199
If my dick was smaller I would probably have killed myself

I get the manlet part but:

>5 inches
>small

I love this meme.

For the beta uprising. Well either that or get humiliated all your life by people who got luckier when being born. Obviously normies will tell you that you just have to work hard, but let's face it, working hard to get where Chad gets just by being alive has a bitter taste.

>>25672199
Man fuck you. Find something in life you truly love. Girls aren't even that great really anon. You've created a fantasy about them. If you really think you have nothing to live for because you're kind of short and have a average cock then go eat goldfish you fuck.

>>25673240
>hey man like girls aren't that great
>yeah I know I like don't have problems getting girls
>but srsly bro they're not worth it
>stop whining no one cares you've been alone your whole life
>just like stop whining bro they're not worth it
>for you anyways, I get them easily

Yeah fuck you.

>>25673240
i dont care that much i just want one faithful virgin wife which i will never cheat to

>>25673337
No i don't you absolute faggot. I have never been with a girl my entire life, they're all too stupid. Seriously do something with your life, find something you truly love and you will see life is worth living. You've created a fantasy that if you get a girl everything will be alright, your shit life will stop being shit and flowers will fall from the sky.

>>25673371
Finding a virgin wife in the western world is becoming increasingly difficult anon, i suggest becoming religious and lurking your local church if that is truly your goal.

>>25673507
Chad can get girls easily. I don't see why I can't. Oh wait I know why not, because of similar reason like OP posted. Yeah fuck you again.

>>25673535
if you really believe those things are actually holding you back and not your skewed mentality of life then i suggest benzos friend, maybe then for a little while you can see those things in the grand scheme are pathetic.

>>25673658
Oh you mean despite all the statistics of how women perceive short men? Or all the statistics about how important is penis size? And I mean real statistics, not feel-good bullshit they feed to beta-males to make them not kill themselves and continue slaving to normies.

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>5'7
>literal 8 inch dick
Irony.

>>25673913
Literally fuck my ass

>>25673144
5 inches IS small anon

>>25673950
Not in East Asian countries

>>25673913
>not posting it
Lying nigger faggot.

>>25672199

are you me brother

> b-but manlets gain muscle easier!

bullshit

>>25674536
Stfu gay retard

my erect dick goes from the caps lock key to the F key

standard mechanical keyboard

measure it for me robots, I think it's 5" or less

>>25672199
>dicklet not even fully 5 inch
5 inches WIDE, right? 15" girth is a little low, but not a deal-breaker. the average fembot would just barely be able to feel you.

>>25674603

It's just shy of 4".

>>25675111
He's talking about length faggot, I'm in the same boat.

are kegels and jelqing working permanently?

>>25674603
I just imagined a guy rubbing his dick all over his keyboard trying to "measure it"

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>>25672199
To be become a sexy little trap and suck real men's dicks!

>>25677115
i prefer not to play pretend

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>>25672199
>5'5 ultra manlet
>6.7 inches average dick

We are almost the same, iktfb

>>25677666
i would prefer to lose 2 inches of my height for 2 inches of dick desu

>>25677758
Do you have a beard? Because i don't.
Are you a skelly? Because i weight 116lbs.

And i'm still here, trying.

>>25677855
>Do you have a beard? Because i don't.
i do but its not that aesthetically pleasing
>Are you a skelly? Because i weight 116lbs.
156lbs but im trying to lose weight

>>25673240
What if I literally dont care about anything? Everything I once enjoyed just got boring to me. Im spending my time with vidya and tv series but I cant remember the last time I actually had fun.

I dont even care about sex, I would just love to have someone to talk to. Its kinda hard to accept that noone will ever care about me.

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>tall
>small D
Just cuck my shit up.

im 6'1 and my dick is 7'' 3/4

its okay but i wish it was thicker :( only 5.25 girth