why are you so short, anon?

because both my parents are short

>>25668129

lose the fucking 5inch heels and you might not look like a try-hard slut

>>25668145
>5-inch heels
>she's wearing sandals
manlets, when will they fucking learn?

>>25668136
this.
comentario original

She must have a terrible time of trying to find a bf. Even tall men only want short girls now.

I've never had a girl say that to me at any point in my life.

>tfw tall

I'm taller when she's on her knees.

>>25668234
Are you sure? Her lower leg isn't that long.

>tfw 5'7"
>tfw always have wanted 5'11"+ gf
>tfw no motherly tall gf with a ever so slightly deeper voice
>I will never rest my head on her breasts as we watch tv
>she will never be my big spoon

feels bad man

>>25668173
lool that one is an angry manlet, much like that one dwarf in Elf

>>25668210
sure they have it much harder than short girls, but still better than short men.

>>25668129
what's the point of a tall gf when she's a skeleton like this?

that's just gross

>>25668129
that curry on the very right is hot as fuck

So I don't have to bend down to motorboat you.

>>25668129

No idea. My dad is like 6'2'' and I'm a 5'7'' manlet.

>>25668129
The problem with girls that large is that I've never seen them actually be a little bit thicker then in that photo. No ass, no tits, a few lack of bites away from skeleton mode...no thanks.

>>25669006
This familia. My dad is 6'4 and my mom is 5'5. I didn't even get in between, only my mom's height.
Fuck you, mom.

>>25669053
Dad is 6', mom is 5', I'm 5'6". Right in the middle.

>>25668136

Dad 5,10
Mom 5,8

Me 6,4 how did that work out?

>>25669562
BECAUSE HEIGHT IS NOT JUST THE AVERAGE OF YOUR PARENTS' HEIGHT THAT'S NOT HOW GENES WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25669599
I drink about 10 pints of milk a week, I have been doing since I was 5

6,5 when I wear shoes :-)

>>25669562
>mailman is 6' 4 as well
Weird

I'm 6'1 though. Surely that's not manlet.

>>25668129
mexican shia labeouf

Father 6,5 196cm
Mother 5,8 175cm
Me 6, 2/3 189cm
Wtf mom, Why you do this?

>>25669562
fuck you man, i'm 5'8 and my dad was 5'11 and my mums 5'7

>>25669652
Then you're not 6'5"?

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5.6 me gf 6.1 get on my lvl faggots
Manlet is just meme
When will they learn
I always knew ( just b ur slf)

>>25670009
So which one are you? The one with ugly gypsy looking girlfriend or the one with the hot blonde who humiliates him all the time and makes him hate himself? Since these two guys post quite often on /r9k/ when manlet threads start.

>>25670009
Me 5'6", ex gf 5'10". Dating taller girls isn't hard.

>>25670023
Lol guys
I now realize that you fags are 24 7 on this site no wonder u fags cant find gf.
Why u browse tall threads constantly? Do u feel jelous? You angry you cant have it?
Oh little man turn off computer and go outside for change...
It seems r9k is composed of 30 fags who reply to every thread

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So I can worship your body better.

>tfw no tall gf

>>25668129
Why is your chest so small, lanklet?

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>mfw recent new girl at my workplace is 6'5

too bad shes got kids and is pregnant

>6 ft
>attracted to girls as tall as or taller than me
>6 ft+ girls only want to date giants
>tfw you will never have a qt amazon warrior girlfriend

>>25670107
So the gypsy looking bitch I take it. I mean, you got lucky. Does that mean every short guy can get lucky? Nah it doesn't. And by flaunting it you're being a fucking cunt. Easy as that.

Also just because your memory is shitty, doesn't mean someone can't have decent memory.

>>25670160
I'd save this pic but I can't think of an application for it

>>25670217
That squash is about to get the dick, I don't care.

Dad is 5'6'. Mom is 5'1". I'm 5'2". My dad is tied with his brother as the tallest person in the family.

>>25670245

there is probably an alternate version with an aheago face and a hole in the bottom from a pov perspective

>>25670234
Just edit out the dogs and replace it with a screencap from another board or something.

>>25670107
>Jealous
>Of a girl
>The same height as me
N-No?

>>25670217
>girl at my workplace is 6'2"
>is married and has two kids
>is also hideously fugly
>wonder how her good-looking 5'11" husband could stick his penis into her without throwing up

>>25670311

yeah tall girls tend to be lacking in looks department but I assume it's a command and conquer sensation.

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>>25668129
>tfw I'm 6'6" god master race height and can be with any woman of my choosing.

>tfw still lonely, shut-in with no outside contact

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>tfw 5'10" and have a tall girl fetish
>tfw most girls taller than me are super manly

>>25670381
My ex was 5'10" and quite attractive. I guess that's around the limit though, any taller than that and they start to really go downhill in the looks department.

Dad ~1,70
Mom ~1,80
Me ~1,90
Evolution.

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>19 and barely 5'1''
Well, at least im taller than my mother

>>25670403
>thinks height alone will pull any bitch

Are you ripped with good facial aesthetics? A lanky shut-in weeaboo is no better than a manlet.

>>25668129
>female so tall shes in top 3%
>not HER problem being a female ENT

Enjoy finding a suitable partner with whom having an insecurity free relationship

>>25670403
I bet this means you have a fucked up face

>>25670491
Are your grandparents about your height?

>>25669562
Adopted?

>>25671235
Granny on side of father is like 1,60 but I believe she used to be a bit taller. Granddad on side of father was about 1,75-1,80 if I remember correctly. Other granny is ~1,75. Can't say about granddad on the side of my other granny. I've been told he was tall but no idea how tall. He died while my mom was a teenager so I haven't had the chance to see him.

>>25668129
Sometimes I'm tempted to say god hates me, I don't know what to do with that notion

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dad 6'1 - chad
mom 5'3 - 8/10
me 5'5 - 5/10
13 yo brother - 5'4 chad

pic related

That's just perspective you retards, of course he looks smaller if he's away.
Dude is probably 5'9.

>>25668129
Would worship.

I'd just be embarrassed to be in public with a girl that is 2+ inches taller than me.

>>25672149
>I'd just be embarrassed to be in public with a girl that is 2+ inches taller than me.

Why? Why not embrace it and laugh at the faggots who are too insecure and not inherently masculine enough to be with a taller woman?

>>25668129
I'm actually 6'2 if I jumped.

>>25668129
b-because a website called 4 chan told me I'm a "manlet" if I'm 7' or under...

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>>25670107
pretty much this desu

comment is so original

>>25668129
I'm 19 and 5'11. Which means I'm lower than average in my country but overall in Europe I'm a fucking tower compared to you fags in the south.

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>>25670009

>Fit
>Can run half-marthon
>Own place
>own vehicle
>Not sperglord

>mfw 5'6
>mfw Female roomates chose her current boyfriend because he is "so tall".

So you're saying I have a chance with someone?

>>25672480
As long as you don't talk or act like you do on the internet, sure.

Just remember to get a career started first.

>>25669053
desu senpai, your dad could have slain any pussy he wanted yet he went on and fucked a midget. Share the blame it's the right thing to do.

>>25668129
because i was malnourished and sleep deprived as an adolescent due to pleb-teir parenting skills

I would love to fuck and date a woman considerably taller than me, mountains exist to be climbed, brothers

>>25674619
PLUS ULTRA

>vitamine D shortage from age 3 to age 15
this was so bad I needed weekly hospital visits

>sleeping problems and chronic fatigue syndrome

> dad 5''4 mom 5''10 me 5''4

but im female so

>>25668129
Because I'm not tall you stupid bitch

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>>25669035
6 foot 1 and worth the climb

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>>25668129
>implying
My pure Aryan blood has me standing at 6'3 / 192cm

>>25669888

5' 8" here, mom was 5' 2" and dad was 5' 11".

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>>25675461
>aryan
>has a anime girl picture

kill yourself man , your ancestors would be ashamed (you are probably ugly as fuck)

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>>25675512
Bootyblasted manlet detected

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>>25675529
No more like 189 cm proud german race.........
Hitler wurde weinen , oh vater warum hast du unser schones land diesen schwuchteln uberlassen.

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>>25670107
Hahahaha this fucking reply. Did he hit a nerve or something?