>tfw a woman would never do this to me

>>25660623
You could always pay one to....

File: 1426437354574.gif (2MB, 400x246px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x246px

girl butt is a wonderful smell

My ex girlfriend said she would but we never got around to it before our relationship was up. It was a mutual thing so oh well.

File: sadf.jpg (120KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1024x683px

i'd rather she do this to be honest

File: riley wet pussy yoga.webm (1MB, 960x494px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x494px

>>25660623
ick, doesn't exactly seem hygenic

File: image.jpg (54KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 500x500px

>tfw being subjected to deprived porn and perverted fetishes for years
>slowly becoming more and more angry from them

BE GONE PERVERTS AND WHORES

>>25660623

If anyone has done this please share what it was like

>>25660931
Not clothed but I've had girls ride my face as I eat them out. It's hot but hard to get your finger and tongue going to really get her off. More about the sexyness and dirtyness of it.

>tfw you told your gf she's entitled to do it at any time after somewhat spontaneously doing it once
>later, start spitting banter over something trivial
>she warns me if I don't stop there will be consequences
>oh yeah?
>slaps her ass down on my face, pussy over my mouth

Boner just remembering it desu

>>25660961

Do your teeth ever get in the way?

File: 132461421645216421.jpg (25KB, 500x299px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 500x299px

>>25660623

> mfw I asked a hooker to ride my face
> almost dislocated my jaw and broke my front teeth

man, if I get HIV and die it would still have been fucking worth it

File: 2016-01-10 20_19_39-Night Shift.jpg (61KB, 719x615px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 719x615px

>>25660635
this. would could possibly go wrong?

Girl ass is still girl ass. It still smells. I literally don't understand this

>>25661053
>Girl ass is still girl ass. It still smells
Have you ever smelt a cute girls ass anon?

>>25660964
>tfw this sort of happened to me
>tfw i want it to happen to me like five times a day

>>25661120
bitch you're a female. do you want dudes to sit on your fucking ugly face?

File: 1445062080876.jpg (118KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 600x600px

I need this on my face

how does that make you feel

WET

>>25661134
n-no i want to force my qtbf to e-

nevermind i'm not finishing this sentence, it's too lewd

>>25661190
Hopefully he sits down on your face and shits on it.
You're not sexy enough for me to see you as lewd.

You are tripfagging, attention whoring, female cancer.

>>25661233
my bf says i'm a qt

>>25661261
Yea because you're having sex with him.
I'm pretty sure I'd find any average looking bitch cute if she's giving me sex.

You're not cute, if you consider what other girls look like in comparison.
Your face looks too swolen

>>25661332
h-he thought i was cute before the sex too...

>>25661362
because he knew if he said that he'd get pussy.
You look attainable as fuck.

>>25661428
but I have other good qualities and I'm a nice person s-so... yeah... I have a lot more to offer than just a busted face and a vagina ;_;

>>25661490
Your personality is shit mystery. I've seen what you've shitposted.

You're a sex object, unfortunately you have a brain that makes you less useful and more trouble than you're worth.

>>25661560
I'm a pretty nice person one-on-one, in real life. I'm harmless and I think I'm a pretty okay decent listener.

Also there is nothing objectively wrong with the things I post.

Anyway, you're probably right. I'm probably being foolish, but it is fun to think I'm not, you know. Temporary hopefulness is better than living in mysery, desu.

>>25661120
you're a stupid whore and everyone here is too good for you, go fuck chad you dumb ugly basic slut

>>25661622
>being a nice person does not make you a good person
You can be friendly, sociable and get along well with others but it does not make you a loyal and noble human being.

That's the problem, idiots fall for the nice girl trap. Just because a girl is nice doesn't mean she's faithful.

You'd probably cuck your bf if you found a dude you found more sexually attractive and who was interested in you.
The fact you're on this board seeking male attention shows me just that.

You just feed of desperate males to make yourself feel worthy.

The only thing you can provide that is worthwhile is sex, and with you I doubt that's even satisfying

i want to fall asleep with a girl sitting on my face suffocating me

why cant i have this

my life is bullshit

>>25661778
you'll die anon.
Also how can you sleep with a raging erection?

>>25661839
dying by pussy suffocation is a good way to go

>>25661868
this man knows how to live

>>25661750
I'm a good, loyal and noble person. There is no point living a life devoid of honour. I've been a cuck before and there is no way I'd ever cuck anyone.

Being a cuck is the worst feeling in the world, it lingers on within you forever after.

>>25661909
of course none of this matters because i'm a 2/10 and men just use the whole "you'd cuck someone!" as an excuse to go after hot stacies

>>25661909
myst pls sit on my face

>>25660898
post more tbqh familia

>>25661909
why the fuck are you posting pictures of yourself on here?

You want male praise
If it turns out you were talking to men and showed them your picture privately and they posted it on here then you also seek male attention

>>25661989
actually the person who posted that huge "do it for them" picture of my face was a female, so top kek.

fuck you jasmine

>>25661934
4/10's like yourself cuck men all the time.

>>25662014
How did she get the pictures?

File: broken dick.webm (2MB, 720x405px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 720x405px

>>25660898
she da best tbqh familia

>>25662039
thought we were friends, sent them to her

>>25662187
Sending that many pictures of yourself to a friend?
Kek you're an idiot.

Usually people send 1 face pic and that's it.
Why all of this shit?
Why pictures of your damn feet and cleavage?

youre an absolute whore

>>25662243
She's a camwhore want to know how to find her tight pussy?

>>25662272
>mystery's tight pussy
Nty

File: image.jpg (23KB, 177x278px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 177x278px

>Come to thread for yoga pants porn
>Get roastie getting toasted with no white knights defending her
Thank you /r9k/

>>25660931
My ex could only get off by riding my face or using toys. It's hot in theory but gets kind of old because your tongue and jaw get sore and your face gets messy.

>>25660623
not the 3.14 you are looking for you fuck