Back in Time

It would be an hours-long conversation. I'd begin by saying "sit your ass down, shut your goddamn mouth, and get a pen and paper."

>>25658189
Write all sport match results for years to come
Gamble and get filthy rich.

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>>25658189
Fight back you fucking faggot. You literally have nothing to lose even though they convinced you so through their gay ass propaganda. Just beat the shit out of him.

>>25658189
"Stop playing video games and fapping, do productive things."

>>25658189
get a fucking job, follow the voice inside you that says college is for pussies. those 5 years are only going to weaken you even if you could pass them

>>25658189
When you get to January without killing yourself, you've made a mistake. Life will not get better over the next 4 years or even the next 10 years. They've convinced you it will get better but I can assure you it doesn't.

>>25658189

Stop eating so much.

LOSE WEIGHT.

>>25658718
Also buying Google stocks as soon as possible and then you would be able to buy the will of infinite quantity of qts

Kill them all. Youre young enough to get away with it.

>inb4 edge

You have no idea the crippling desire I have to murder those fuckers.

>>25658189
"The game was rigged from the start."

*BLAM*

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>>25658189
>kill younger self
>cause time paradox

>>25658189
cut hair
work out
get a job as soon as you can
stop playing video games

Invest in bitcoin, ask her out, the powerball lottery numbers for November 28th, 2012 are 5, 16, 22, 23, 29, 6. (It was the biggest powerball lottery before recently).

Go study and stop visiting 4chan.

Also, don't read those serious books or you'll want to become a writer or something similarly dead-end. Stick to computers and become a programmer or something.

And don't buy ASOIAF books, GRRM will never finish them.

>>25658189
Kill yourself now, it doesn't get any better.

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>>25658189
I'd go back to when I had hair down to my shoulders and could pass for a trap and diddle myself so I won't feel like a pedophile

Get some sexual experience NOW

Get out of your current school and go to that other one.

So that boy? Don't you EVER be his friend.

Get some decent fashion sense.

Learn how to drive.

Get some hobbies and exercise.

Accept your autism.

Go to your grandfathers funeral.

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We all know that we wouldn't listen though and then go off to be fuck ups anyway

>>25658189
Keep doing what you're doing, don't change anything. I'm happy where I am now despite being NEET friendless and single. Maybe stop worrying so much.

>>25658189
You're not going to like teaching. Go into business and start drinking craft beer.

>>25658189
If it was a quick talk, before my 13th birthday, I would tell him:
After they take the door off your room, it all goes downhill fast, within a week you will be institutionalized until you turn 25, you will be beaten, tortured and raped in the hospital they send you to, you will lose 1 eye, your testicles, 6 fingers and 1 ear, after you are released you will harm a child and get 10 years in prison, where diabetes will take 1 foot and your remaining hearing, when you get paroled you will live in a shelter and have to registrar as a sex offender, you will also contact hepatitis and become an alcoholic
So remember 1 week before your 13th birthday right after Great-Grandma Elsie falls down and breaks her hip, the night everyone gets drunk on the Margaritas, use your baseball bat and Kill Everyone, even the dogs, crack their skulls, when the police arrive attack the Black Deputy, he is a chicken-shit and will kill you

Save yourself, Kill Them All

Do your homework to be honest. I would probaly be a lot happier if I was at a real uni.

Don't smoke weed.

Even though everyone in my family constantly warned me not to as I am the youngest. Didn't do any good. Now I'm schizo as FUCK.

Oh man you should've seen me as a kid, even now I'm sexually oblivious but then aw gee. I would've been really rough probably, cuddle myself and do whatever I want to myself.

I think I would break him

>>25658721
Nice Ben "Pull the trigger on a nigger" Garrison pic