So I was at the bus stop waiting for my bus and this older Mexican woman walks up to me and presents me this booklet. She said that I needed to change my ways and my life and made a gesture about my beard and said that it needed to go. I tried to shoo her away but she was very adamant. It finally took me to telling her that I'm an atheist and that I don't believe in any of that in order to get her to stop. She stopped talking and looked both disgusted and heartbroken. Then she walked away.
Let's see.
I guess the cover counts as page 1.
Sounds like something a black rapper would say.
Stepping out.
Messy child.
Time skip. Do I spy a merchant?
Isis makes a cameo.
John dun goofed.
Plot development.
Mealfags.
Is that an Abbo?
Jesus, the way is,
Blah mumbo jumbo.
Good good news.
It's a narrow path.
Smug fucking bitch.