>When his girth starts with a 5...

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>when his length is less than 8

good thing I'm 4.25 r-right

>when her weight starts with 160

>be manlet and dicklet
>absolutely nothing can be done about it
>be hambeast
>stop eating like a fucking pig
>become attractive
totally the same

>>25643645
>be manlet and dicklet
>absolutely nothing can be done about it

what are sleeping on the floor and jelqing

>>25643685
>sleeping on the floor
care to explain?

>>25643771
you just get MEME'd on SON! DAAAAAAAAAMN!

>Go on 4chins
>Shitpost about how 5-6" girth is tiny dick
>Has never had sex

>>25643824
Oh it's one of these posters! Do me! Do me!

>>25643505
>when he doesn't prep the bull

>>25643863

>Go on 4chins
>See snarky reply
>Feel insecure
>Act alpha to disguise the omega

>>25643505
Fuck off Merkel

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My girth is 50"

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>you robots have unrealistic expectations for the women you want you need to tone it down women are not just fuck toys and objects you need to treat them like human beings!

>when his girth starts with 5...
>when his height starts with 5'...
>when his length is under 7''...
>when his jaw isn't square enough...
>when his shoulders aren't wide enough...
>when his bank account is less then 6 figures...

Merkel needs a big benis to plug in her gaping vagina to stop the 2 gorillion refugees climbing out.