Does anyone else ever drive to a movie theater on a Friday or

>>25633617
No, I usually sit at home and masturbate or play video games.

>>25633617
A waste of gas and time tbqh

>>25633617
>Implying most robots know how to drive.

Seriously, though, I actually go out and watch movies in the theaters with friends. Sure, all my friends are autistic neets just like me, but at least I have friends to sperg out over superhero and horror movies and comics and shit.

>>25633617
damn that's a depressing fucking concept.

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No, I usually go to the huge tourist section of downtown Honolulu and watch tourists couples (or just people-watching in general). There's a second-story little tea-bar cafe thing that I always go to that has a good view of the main strip. But maybe I'll try your suggestion too OP.

>>25633617
Psycho level: 7 out of 10

>>25633617
I go to the movies ALONE.

ALWAYS on weekdays, and I usually see a film at the end of its run in theaters.

I usually see one or two young couples, many more more older/senior citizen couples, and old/elderly guys that come by themselves.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN (ANY AGE, SIZE, RACE) COME ALONE.

NEVER.

>>25633617
nah i just pirate movies

>>25633835
same, i go to the earliest matinees

usually its like 9:45am and there's still a bunch of fucking people there

>>25633993
I go to the last show late at nigt (~900pm), and it is usually like 1 couple and 1 or 2 other guys . . .MAX.

I've been the only one in the theater many times.

>>25633835
>I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN (ANY AGE, SIZE, RACE) COME ALONE.

I've never seen this either.

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Anyone cause mischief at the theaters? I go to early showings, before any of the staff gives a fuck, and sneak into movies partway through to get more bang for my buck.

I also bring my own food from my house and keep them in my jacket pockets. I get caught when I bring in stuff that smells good, so it helps to get odorless, stale food. It doesn't taste as good, but it'll be a cold day in Hell before I pay that much for a bucket of popcorn.

Are you literally Elliot Rodger?

>>25633835
The only time I ever saw a girl go to a movie alone was when I saw the Carrie remake a couple years back. There was a super pale awkward girl with really bad acne sitting in the front row. She cried her eyes out toward the end. I wish I said something to her.

>>25634171

What? When did Elliot do this? I've read his book at least 3 times and I don't recall him mentioning this.

>>25633993
Best time is around noon when all the normies are at work or busy having lunch.

>>25633617
>getting out of the house when it's not absolutely necessary

No.

>>25633835
I've seen one. Then I went again and she was there and she came with might have been her daughter. Other than that, nope. That was the only one

>>25634154
I always bring a container of shrimp or other small fish so if the movie sucks I just hide them around the cinema on my way out.

>>25634868
Does anyone else but me bring crab legs with them? It's like they were made for theaters, you even can use the butter they have there.

>>25634900
>crab legs
>not chicken quesadillas and wine

it's like you don't even want to be unclassy

>>25634996
>>25634900
btw the best way to do this is to keep them in a ziploc bag and wear compression shorts so you can sneak them in with you

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>>25633617
I do this on my motorcycle when I drive around cities. I cruise slowly as I pass people at popular night hangouts and wonder why I am more afraid of socializing than riding my 2 wheeled death machine that is surrounded by many 4 wheeled death machines.

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>>25634310
but do you remember him splashing juice on those dirty blonde whores who rejected him in favor of chad??

>>25633835
probably because they're afraid of creeps like you t b h

>>25635062
Because a machine will never betray you, anon. Only you can let down the machine.

>>25635661

It was orange juice.